Playboy Playmate Iliana Fischer took in some chill time on the beach in Malibu. I’m not really familiar with her work so I scoped out her official website. Fortunately she’s attractive because, after watching a clip of her film Blind Passion, Iliana has the acting skills of a meatball sub – with boobs. However, she’s set to break out with a music video that looks like it was entirely shot in a parked car outside my apartment building – by Spencer Pratt. Wow, that was way over the line. My bad. Let me rephrase that: It was shot by a blind guy. See? I can be nice.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
kathy | April 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm
posing nude for playboy = whore
Mr. Jones | April 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm
She looks freakishly like Anna Nicole.
ferlo | April 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm
nothing to say, thought i’d be first.
Randal | April 8, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Well, she’s certainly not Pamela when she was Pamela back in the day and that Berkeley sweater just doesn’t cut it for her, ditto for the bathing suit.
Are we sure she’s a bunny?
Sorry, thumbs down on this one.
Randal
Richard McBeef | April 8, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Dog – O – Matic
bum | April 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
GO BEARS! from a fellow cal grad.
themoose | April 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
What’s with the pet rat?
Richard McBeef | April 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Randal…. Looks like I have to tell you again…
1. Insert loaded gun into mouth.
2. Pull trigger.
Thanks for playing.
Yo Momma | April 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I’m not into white girls at all. They age very quickly this is a prime example of it. lol
SLASH | April 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Nice root job asshole..
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm
not denying that i would hit it, but i’d worry the entire time that was banging a tranny. freakishly mannish face.
SLASH | April 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Well, I just wonder if I were to unfold this here paperclip like so, and jam it into my boss’s eye, would that get me the raise I so deserve?????
Or at least a paid vacation?
nipolian | April 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm
She best be staying off the Chalupas, I can see a case of JL-Hewittitis setting in.
Ted from LA | April 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
What year was she a playmate? Anything later than 1995 is a bad sign for her. I’d like to step on her dog and kill it. I like dogs, but that is more rat than canine.
Ted from LA | April 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm
She’ll be dating the Hulkster in three years.
cutie | April 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm
she is gross
shanipie | April 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I wouldn’t step foot outside with roots showing like that.
Also…so what exactly do you need to be in playboy these days other than 2 x chromosomes? She’s FUCKING WIDE. lol the small dog just makes her look more like a cow.
seriously other than tan skin (fake btw) whats she got? other than a 3000 calorie a day diet I mean.
Juffie | April 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Damn, Playboy’s standards have gotten real low….
This chick ain’t hot. She looks like a fucking man.
Vas Deferens | April 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
That’s a HUGE bitch!
Ash | April 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Don’t blame playboy, old Hef is crazy as batshit from dementia not to mention trying to cater to obese america….I think they are called glamazons …. yeah… I don’t get it either… and I just vomitted in my mouth a bit
rootlicious | April 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Yes… something must be done with those roots. She’s not TOO bad… Could probably trim those thighs down a bit. I’d throw it in her regardless…
Ript1&0 | April 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Randal,
I respect your opinions on this issue and I agree on the fact that she is leathery fug. However, I just can’t hate on that Cal hoodie.
Some pants would be a nice addition.
Mink | April 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm
17 and 20 – thank god someone has common sense. She’s disgustingly large and mannish
Ript1&0 | April 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Also, is it just me, or is that yappy little dog looking like some sweet chairbroiled dinner? Mmm yummy.
Fire up the grill, b, we’re Q’in it up!!!
Sophie | April 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Makes ya think that the “Official Playboy Airbrush Technician” gets paid MILLIONS
justifiable | April 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I think Hef is trying desperately for an other Anna Nicole. This bitch is just chunky, nothin’ more.
NY Ted | April 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Par for the course…big tits…long legs…nice tan…blonde hair…AND SAND FOR BRAINS!
mrs.t | April 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Having zero idea who this is, I thought it WAS the Hulkster’s new lay-day until I wasted 15 seconds and read the post.
Glamazon. my ass. Try Hamazon.
jesse | April 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm
First Janice Dickinson somehow makes it onto the “So Freaking Hot” section, and now all of a sudden this is hot? When will it stop?
deacon jones | April 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Jesus! When was this broad a Playmate, ’64????
Jumpin_J | April 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Wait, she’s a centerfold? Was she in Playboy? More like Playgirl. She’s a MAAAAAHN BAAAABEEE! Zing!
Harry Ballzack | April 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Iliana Fischer is a U.C. Berkeley graduate with degrees in psychology and Spanish literature/poetry.
And looks like a man
alex | April 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
shes holding overalls in the last pic… ew
SL | April 8, 2008 at 5:47 pm
go bears!!!
32 – you can’t have it all…?
monkeyfightclub | April 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
How long ago was she in Playboy? 20 years ago?
PunkA | April 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm
#8 Randal is right. Even his gaydar was more trustworthy than your eyes. Maybe you need the gun.
Vince Lombardi | April 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm
It’s Anna Nicole without tits.
simplicity | April 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
He’s a tanned fat chick ..with fake boobs ..that cant sing ..in pornos.. that paid someone to take pics of him.
boo | April 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Gotta agree with Ted from LA and Mrs. T., when I first saw the pics I thought they were of the soon to be ex Mrs. Hulk, minus about 10 yrs and 20 lbs
desperate old bitch wanting to be hot? | April 8, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Cute dog, fat ol’ used up whore looking chick.
What’s wrong with all these women trying to resemble Pamela Anderson but miserably failing, and bleaching their hair as blond as possible and tanning their skin until it looks like old wrinkly leather?
It was like 15 years ago when Pamela was the hottest woman in the world, yet these women keep wanting to look like Pamela but end up looking like ugly used up hoes trying way too hard.
I find the really fake bleach blonde and the overly tanned skin look really, really gross. If the chick has a face ugly as sin, like this one, it’s even worse.
qc | April 8, 2008 at 7:08 pm
can someone tell me if she really went to Cal? cuz that’d be awesome
Bob Carlson | April 8, 2008 at 7:13 pm
She was never a Playboy Playmate! Just because you have a photo in Playboy, doesn’t make you a Playmate. And I can’t even find any proof she was even in Playboy to begin with. Maybe she was a lingerie model or something. This isn’t a story worth being on the Superficial.
dick hurts | April 8, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Is it me, or does she have a big ass? Looks like Anna Nicole.
Rut Roh | April 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Damn, that’s an ugly lady-man. I love the movie clip, it’s actually worse than the free porn online. Yes, I freely admit that. It’s still worse.
BoboTed | April 8, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I just want to know where I can see her naked tits. That video clip on her website didn’t even have nudity!!
caljenna66 | April 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Hey, lady? I think your….do…ra…weas… ferr….thing needs a sweater.
yo | April 8, 2008 at 7:51 pm
8, that’s just rude. randal’s posts are hilarious, whether it’s intentional or not.
is that woman large, or am i just small?
Samantha | April 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Iliana is a whole lotta woman! Everything is big in the right places. I’m very envious. I’m also not at all surprised that the hissing radiators calling themselves “men” on this celeb gossip blog are intimidated, and thus criticizing her body. The most they can handle is 98 lbs, completely shaved. So, their niece. Ok, actually it’s their nephew…
tankzor | April 8, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Stop with all the pictures of Hulkster already
I'd eat her pussy out | April 8, 2008 at 8:34 pm
GO BEARS!