Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter Because The Internet Made Fun of Her Butt

After unflattering photos of her ass that I can’t afford made the Internet rounds this week, Iggy Azalea announced she’s quitting Twitter except for when she doesn’t and signs her initials so you know it’s her. Is this a really story? Oh, right, butts. What was I thinking? TO THE CLICK-COPTER!

In Iggy Azalea’s defense, the Internet really is the ugliest reflection of mankind there is, and everyone would be better off never reading it again for the rest of their lives. No arguments there, and it’s advice I can’t tell people enough. Sometimes while smacking their phones right out of their hands because what did I just say? On the other hand, it lets me see naked people, so I’m going to keep making that happen. *pulls gun* There gonna be a problem?

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