A lot of celebrity news is going to transpire today, but nothing is more important than this story, right here: Ice-T’s wife has breasts the size of a Guatemalan village. I don’t even know what kind of cyborg back-implants she has to carry those things, but bless her heart. Women everywhere can learn something here today. You should be able to comfortably seat a party of ten on your chest, otherwise you better be awesome in the kitchen. Real awesome. Like you make the best roast beef on the planet – and then your chest quadruples in size. I think I saw Martha Stewart do that once.
Photo: TMZ / FAME
bern2 | September 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
First?
jrzmommy | September 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Baby got front AND back……good lord!
Lio | September 14, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Hey, if anyone sees Italian Stallion… show him this http://youtube.com/user/ItalianStallionette
I came across her while watching some videos and I wonder if they are related to one another. hehe
kitty_kat | September 14, 2007 at 2:31 pm
She loves his per$sonality
kitty_kat | September 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Whoops! Per$onality! LOL!
Barry LeFarge | September 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Small woodland creatures could lost in her tit-crack.
UglyPeopleSafaris | September 14, 2007 at 2:34 pm
She does have breasts and also some major hips and camel toe………… gwoss
is that....?? | September 14, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Do I see camel toe?!?
bob | September 14, 2007 at 2:34 pm
and a massive camel toe.
wedgeone | September 14, 2007 at 2:34 pm
You just know he stole them for her.
lambman | September 14, 2007 at 2:35 pm
this is the most clothing I’ve ever seen her wear.
why are you posting on this now…as opposed to when she was in a bikinni or wearing something much much more revealing on the red carpet?
wts | September 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm
i love her look – let me try and look athletic, but i’ll iron my hair & put on more make up than christina. omg i almost forgot my diamond necklace & stripper shoes!
cheese | September 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm
What’s camel toe?
shaggle baggle | September 14, 2007 at 2:37 pm
oh, i love the combo of clear CFM heels and athletic-wear. Coco is classy. Classy like a seven course meal at Old Country Buffet
Umberto's coming bitches | September 14, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Someone link the pics of her in a bikini. Thanks.
is that....?? | September 14, 2007 at 2:38 pm
haha …seriously #12….what is she thinking…especially the heels…I can see her straightening her hair and wearing jewelry…but the heels are pushing it.
is that....?? | September 14, 2007 at 2:38 pm
check out her crotch #13……..camel toe.
LL | September 14, 2007 at 2:39 pm
She’s gross, but hey, if it works for him, who am I to complain? Some dudes like their chicks to look like old strippers. Old strippers need love, too. Or so I’ve heard.
itspat | September 14, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Good for Ice-T. He’s finally cracked her icy reserve.
Ice-T | September 14, 2007 at 2:42 pm
So anyway, man, you interested in these Rolexes or what?
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Damn, those are some big ole titties.
Huge camel-toe.
MexicanLust | September 14, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I love this bitch’s look. LOVE. I know it’s supposed to be all wrong, but c’mon people. She’s fun, she doesn’t take herself seriously, and her ass would be a thrill to fuck and get lost in, and I’m a chick. Love love love the titties, camel toes, bubble butt. Well played, Coco!
Jumpin_J | September 14, 2007 at 2:47 pm
She puts Pam Anderson to shame! One question: Why is a white girl name Coco? I had a cup of hot white Coco once. It was yummy.
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Hey 22, I want some of your hot taco.
Have you ever fucked a tranny in the ass with a strap-on dildo?
Bugman4045 | September 14, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I love it when the black guys make it big, they ALWAYS go for the hot blonde chicks. It is like the ultimate status symbol. I love the thought of the black girls just simmering with resentments, knowing that in the marketplace of attraction they will always be second tier. When your man has the chance to upgrade, you are “out the door!”
Oh, and go listen to Ice-T POWER LP, it is his best album.
ste | September 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
hey bern up at #1…thanks for telling us what grade you’re in.
Lexoka | September 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
She’s got breasts… and lips!
phil | September 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
cricky. you are so gross TT. seriously. and your picture is just WRONG! that can’t really be you.
10pound | September 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
it looks like her vagina is eating her sweatpants
veggi | September 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
@29- hahahaha!!
FACE | September 14, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Coco is the hottest white broad in Hollywood – hands down.
And Ice T is the goddamn MACK!
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 2:58 pm
And why can’t that pic be me?
bob | September 14, 2007 at 3:02 pm
31, what has she done (besides ice t) that allows her to even be in “hollywood”?
25, is she really a hot blonde chick? maybe 20 years ago… she’s just foul looking now.
OZ | September 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I’ve got a job for ice-t it’s holding a lamp on my front lawn.
He looks perfect for the job
BunnyButt | September 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm
TT, your hormones are raging today, aren’t they?
phil | September 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm
because a man dressed like little bo peep is strange. I’m not hating on gay people, just you. You are demented….with bad taste.
Rooo | September 14, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Never fuk a white girl after she was fuked by a n gger. My Motto
annabanana | September 14, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Old stripper, do you know how old she is??? She is 29!!! She allready looks like she is 39! When she is 39, she will look 59, because her skin will be all leathery and those tits will drop to the tire around her waist she allready has. What happened to his old wife Darlene? Now that was a hot one! Plus, she was naturally tan and looked her age. Whatever….it jsut seems like the more bleach women use for their hair, the dumber they get and then sugar coat it with the “I’m hot” mentality. By the way, blonde hair makes you look older…but nobody will tell you that until they get you in the sack.
P | September 14, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I wonder how the conversation went when Ice T and Coco established that she will always have a camel toe??? For the record I met the two of them back in Scottsdale, Arizona in 2001 and she was NOT shaped that obscenely!
El-Coyote | September 14, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Baby got back too… and Camel Toe…
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 3:11 pm
BunnyButt,
Between the fucking troll and this dickhead phil. I’m about to go postal here.
Hey Philly,
That’s not Little Bo Peep, it’s a maid’s uniform, women pay good money for maid service.
rerun | September 14, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Nice cameltoe! I can’t believe nobody noticed that. Is she walking next to that store manager?
WentShopping | September 14, 2007 at 3:13 pm
IceT brought his girl and his very best blow up sex toy girl to the best plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. IceT said to the Surgeon: “My man you made Demi Moore for 450k. How much to make my girl look like this sex toy?” The surgeon said “$29.95″ and IceT said done.
phil | September 14, 2007 at 3:13 pm
a maid outfit? seriously, you are not right.
Carl | September 14, 2007 at 3:15 pm
http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc169&image=bc4_kitchen20.jpg
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Can you say homophobic?
redsonja1313 | September 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm
How come she never leaves the house with out a camel toe….. Is this her fashion statement ???
FagHag | September 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm
@28,
Only fags use the word “cricky”
You really should “cum” out of the closet and admit you like little boys.
TheRage | September 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
is she white? because i don’t know any white girls with hips and thighs like that.
phil | September 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
no. i’m not homophobic. really, your statements here are just a little disturbing and then seeing your picture just solidified my opinion of you. You are a bit scary looking. I’m not homophobic. That seems to always be your excuse when anyone tells you how it really is, which is: you are kind of a freak.