Meet Ian Ziering: Chippendales Dancer

June 10th, 2013 // 17 Comments

“God, are all the bowties this itchy? Just power through, Steve. Power through.”

Tori Spelling‘s father was one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in television and even she had to eventually resort to reality television after the 90210 royalty checks dried up. So how the hell Ian Ziering made it almost two decades before breaking down and becoming the world’s oldest, bone-faced Chippendales dancer is a goddamn miracle. On that note, I’m not entirely sure who the market is for something like this, but I bet he hears a lot about cats named Edward now. “And so of course I named the kitten Renes- HEY. I paid for my 15 minutes, Steve Sanders! Or is Brandon in trouble at the Peach Pit? Go to him!”

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. MoozBoy

    So what’s he addicted to? Meth or coke? His face looks way too thin and sunken.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Just add “Its come to this.” across the bottom and you have a great motivational poster.

  3. Besides the face, he’s in pretty good shape.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Good women of the world! Get ready to wet yourselves like it’s 1993 all over again!”

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    Reece_c
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a junkie who tried to get into a swanky restaurant and the hostess gave him one of the “house jackets” to wear before he was allowed to sit down.

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    henry hill
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    Looks worried that Chris Farley is going to challenge him to a dance-off.

  7. kelly taylor

    “…after the 90210 royalty checks dried up. So how the hell Ian Ziering made it almost two decades before breaking down”

    Um…seeing as he went through bankrupcy reorginazation not that long ago I’m not too sure what fish considers a “miracle” .

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I assume that any man dressed up like a Chippendales dancer is a homosexual. Regular straight guys are not gonna handle the required waxing and primping, dancing and booty shakin’.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    They cast the twelfth Doctor already?

  10. Bringbackbabalu

    Its Testiclees

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    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently Tori Spelling just showed up.

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    Commented on this photo:

    ERMAHGERD BERTERX

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    serratia
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am ready to join your queensguard, Khaleesi”

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    the_spiral
    Commented on this photo:

    Body by Bowflex. Face by meth.

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    Kinno
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    I like the arrow pointing to his head like a finger gun

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