Meet Ian Ziering: Chippendales Dancer

“God, are all the bowties this itchy? Just power through, Steve. Power through.”

Tori Spelling’s father was one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in television and even she had to eventually resort to reality television after the 90210 royalty checks dried up. So how the hell Ian Ziering made it almost two decades before breaking down and becoming the world’s oldest, bone-faced Chippendales dancer is a goddamn miracle. On that note, I’m not entirely sure who the market is for something like this, but I bet he hears a lot about cats named Edward now. “And so of course I named the kitten Renes- HEY. I paid for my 15 minutes, Steve Sanders! Or is Brandon in trouble at the Peach Pit? Go to him!”

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