Ian McShane Will Spoil ‘Game of Thrones’ All Day And You’ll Like It

“You mad, cocksucker?”

A few weeks ago, Ian McShane continued his well-honed penchant for giving none of the fucks and basically announced his Game of Thrones appearance brings a “fan-favorite” character back from the dead. (Should I have said spoiler alert?) Needless to say, the Internet had all of the fucks to give, which Ian McShane then neatly wrapped up in a basket and handed back to them with an ample-sized bag of dicks to suck on. Via The Telegraph:

“You say the slightest thing and the internet goes ape,” he says. “I was accused of giving the plot away, but I just think get a fucking life. It’s only tits and dragons.

First off, if that blurb isn’t on the cover of every single copy of every single Game of Thrones book, print is dead. Second, before everyone gets their Peter Dinklage boxer-briefs in an uproar – It’s not good for the crotch. Trust me. – let me remind you that Ian McShane played Al Swearengen on Deadwood, the greatest goddamn character in goddamn television history, which means he can do whatever the goddamn hell he wants. Tomorrow morning, he could run over a baby with a motorcycle, turn around and say, “Who left this cocksucker in the road?” and you would love it. You. Would. Love. It.

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