I was going to live blog The Golden Globes myself, but I Watch Stuff! is doing it and I figure there’s no way I’m going to top them. So if you’re watching The Golden Globes and want an Anticlown companion, check out I Watch Stuff’s live blogging. And before you start hating on me for being lazy, I’ll leave you with this lovely image of Scarlett Johansson presenting her breasts as an apology.
Live Blogging: The Golden Globes [I Watch Stuff!]
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You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
I don’t care if her boobs are real or not, at least they’re not grotesque (ala Tara Reid or Pammy). I think Scarlett is fucking hot, she intrigues me, she’s my new girl crush. I like it that she looks voluptuous compared to HoHan and others, her face is not cookie-cutter-she’s beautiful and she knows it. You’re only young once, own it.
whoa, those are some golden globes she’s got http://hollywoodsnark.com