I was going to live blog The Golden Globes myself, but I Watch Stuff! is doing it and I figure there’s no way I’m going to top them. So if you’re watching The Golden Globes and want an Anticlown companion, check out I Watch Stuff’s live blogging. And before you start hating on me for being lazy, I’ll leave you with this lovely image of Scarlett Johansson presenting her breasts as an apology.
Live Blogging: The Golden Globes [I Watch Stuff!]
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Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
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Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
Shaun | January 16, 2006 at 10:38 pm
I thought of this picture when i first saw the woman in red.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/01/garfield2.jpg
“I can see her lyin
musings | January 16, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Apology accepted and then some!
musings | January 16, 2006 at 10:41 pm
I think they gave up on live blogging very quickly, but with a pic like that you’re still forgiven.
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 10:46 pm
She is an interesting girl.
But the push up bras are tired.
False advertising is really a waste of everyone’s time.
How about Clooney trying to make some political jab,
thanking a corrupt lobby boy named ‘Abramoff’?
LOL
overcast | January 16, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Scarlett, you are my density.
hafaball | January 16, 2006 at 10:52 pm
you guys might have to pick up the slack, the i watch stuff! people stopped reporting pretty early. I guess they got bored of the golden globes and watched porn or something.
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:04 pm
Here is Michelle Williams as a purple puffy wuffy…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r2788406703.jpg
Looks aas if the Paparazzi just shouted ‘bend over and show your cleavage…’
But is this another push up?
Time to buy some stock in ‘Wonder Bra INC.’
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:06 pm
here is HK getting a kiss from her Husband…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r788343284.jpg
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Another view of Scarlett…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1560338011.jpg
Is that her real name?
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:09 pm
SWANK is alone…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga28901170240
Binky | January 16, 2006 at 11:11 pm
That blog was about as live as the ‘surprise’ that was moving at the back of my fridge – AFTER I poured the Javex on it. ( ie they left at the first commercial)
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:11 pm
And didn’t Ms. Paltrow suggest she would never return to the USA?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r281344982.jpg
Celebrating Capitalist Film Making?
Tisk, tisk, tisk…
HollyJ | January 16, 2006 at 11:11 pm
THOSE ARE THE FAKEST TITTIES THAT HAVE EVER BEEN PLASTERED TO A RIBCAGE! Pam Anderson is probably at home bitch-slapping herself because her tits don’t look as fake as Scarlett’s. “Dammit! I thought mine were the fakEST! Now Scarlett’s in on my title!” :::pouty lip:::
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:13 pm
This is one of the most overrated in Film History in my jaded opinion…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/ggw11201170231
Ms. Reese is making big bucks, and I have yet to see why…
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:15 pm
This is a side view of the Scarlett breast-dress…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga27401170221
Gravity has no power over this actress…
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:16 pm
YOU said Holly J…
I remember when girls used socks…
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Here is Ms. Zellweger alone again…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1421377227.jpg
Lonely, oh so lonely…
Binky | January 16, 2006 at 11:17 pm
I understand her real name was not Scarlett but Jo-Jo. Woody Allen advised her to change it – or else to move into more ‘slap-stick’ films. She picked a classic film for a handle – but who gives a damn
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:19 pm
Proof that MC will were clothes to a big event…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1673396283.jpg
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Okay, Geena Davis won for a show, I believe no one watches, with an overt political message…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r699608574.jpg
Did ABC pay for this award?
Binky | January 16, 2006 at 11:21 pm
MC is getting so scarey – she reminds me of women I’ve dated….
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Who is this?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/1905/e011645ajpg
YIKES…
Binky | January 16, 2006 at 11:23 pm
Hint – I think she has a hand in her pocket
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:24 pm
LOL Binky!
Why was she at this event?
She is getting wide…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga23701170135
Binky | January 16, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Boymoto – this site is going a bit Brokeback – I’m outta here !!
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:25 pm
A near naked actress here…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1897176541.jpg
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:27 pm
LOL
Later Binky…
This looks like another paid for by the networks award.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r3994914715.jpg
please…
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:28 pm
Mandy Moore is an actress?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga24201170147
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Okay, the hottest Woman in Hollywood in my opinion…
Even if this photo doesn’t due her justice…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r2294276423.jpg
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:31 pm
Straps?
or is it a trap?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga23101170127
but not low enough for some…
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Something tells me, Pam is not going to age well.
There is something scary developing here…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1765176713.jpg
boymoto | January 16, 2006 at 11:33 pm
And one last look at SC…
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r140598435.jpg
mags | January 16, 2006 at 11:34 pm
She’s always had a big set, though, right?
And it’s not like she’s Lindsay-Lohan-skinny-with-giant-breasts, either.
*chubby girl with big hooters knows how it works*
Meh Toole | January 17, 2006 at 12:12 am
Scarlett Johansson has hair of spun gold and lips that look very wet, as if caked with spittle. Her face speaks of much pampering, like a fancy lad’s. I think her breasts are enormous, and they really are worthy of presenting to readers of The Superficial as an apology or for any reason, actually. She must have lots of talent to look so weathy and well-maintained. Lots and lots of talent.
SuperG | January 17, 2006 at 12:15 am
In response to post #22 by boymoto: Though not a fan of hers, I recognized the face of “Yikes” as Alanis Morissette. The caption beside her photo confirms it.
HollyJ | January 17, 2006 at 12:24 am
She had a FULL set, but not a horizontal-bubble-twice-the-size-of-her-ass set. She was attractive before, with good boobs, but then she had to go and stuff two pumpkins under her pectorals. WTF?
I don’t get these girls at all… So pretty already, but it’s just not enough…
I guess L.A. does this to them. Sad, really.
godalmighty | January 17, 2006 at 12:41 am
um, so i love this site, but why do they keep kissing the ass of i watch stuff? that site’s not funny. is it the same writer? just wondering if anyone knows..
d1066 | January 17, 2006 at 12:47 am
Well, another Hollywood awards show that I didn’t watch. Is it any wonder that Geena won for a show that is doomed to be cancelled and that Brokeback Mountain garnered 4 awards. More proof that the Hollywood establishment is drifting farther and farther from reality.
The shots of SJ are definely HOT but why does Renee Zellwiger always look like she is sucking a lemon?
princesspeanut | January 17, 2006 at 1:26 am
Is it just me or is everyone pregnant? Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Weisz, Debbie Mazur, Mira Sorvino, Debra Messing and Mariah Carey . . . oh, wait, the last two are just fat. Oh, and what happened to Penelope Cruz’s hair . . . it’s like a helmet. And doesn’t Johnny Depp’s wife look like Kate Moss ala ten years ago when she was waify and sickly looking? And was Gwyneth talking with a foreign accent or does she always sound like that?
Drew | January 17, 2006 at 2:00 am
Did Scarlett get a new pair of breasts or has she invested a lot of money in push ups?
slinkhard | January 17, 2006 at 5:03 am
Scarlett looks pleased with herself. If I were a guy, I guess I’d hit it, but she probably calls out her own name in bed.
popcornsuite | January 17, 2006 at 5:49 am
This has to be one of the worst GGs in terms of fashion. The most frightful of the red carpet images:
-Froofy dresses
-Nearly-neon green gowns (a-la Ziyi Zhang)
-Reese in a getup that made her look like a frumpy 50s housewife
-Debra Messing’s draperies
-Alanis Morissette and her blond hair (doesn’t work whatsoever unless it’s for a movie role, then I’d forgive her)
-Michelle Williams and her grape cotton candy -Mimi O’Donnell’s maternity dress (not even pregnant as far as I know)
-Gwyneth, who looked terrible all around
-Pamela Anderson’s 80s cocktail frock
Ugh. I’ll stop there.
HughJorganthethird | January 17, 2006 at 7:27 am
I’m all about riffing on celebs but I find it hard to believe that this many people watched the Golden Globes. Aren’t these the awards voted on by people in prison? Anyways guys thanks for brightening my day, it makes me feel good knowing even with my fucked up life I still wasn’t fucked up enough to watch this shit.
Allthough I was hopping Scarlett would tit-box Paltrow to unconciousness…
diddleysquat | January 17, 2006 at 8:31 am
Frankly Scarlett, you give me a huge ham.
Captain Awesome | January 17, 2006 at 9:26 am
I loved George Clooney thanking Jack Abramoff in his speech, “Thanks for getting things rolling!”
haha
ferret1 | January 17, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Golden Globes, meet Ivory Globes…
derekd | January 17, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Yes Holly J perhaps they are fake but I have since overcome my dislike for phony boobies. The main reason? Because they won’t be knockin’ her knees at 40. Her boobies would look much better with my pearl necklace adorned right above them. And they are perfect for producing that pearl necklace.
derekd | January 17, 2006 at 5:55 pm
I heard Mira Sorvino had some serious old yella kickin’ on her teeth.
little_miss_perfect | January 17, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Seriously, Shaun (#1), Gordon Lightfoot?
derekd | January 17, 2006 at 9:14 pm
How could I forget?!?! God she looks really hot there. I need to see an ass shot for a thorough rating but from that angle she’s pulling a 9 outta 10. WTG Scarlett! I’m sure you will be ecstatic when you hear the news!