I was close about the Travolta baby.

May 21st, 2010 // 51 Comments

Thanks to the miracle of Scientology somehow everything I said about the unborn Travolta baby is not only true but way more fucked up than anyone could’ve possibly imagined. Page Six reports:

The couple, who are staunch Scientologists, received massive support from the church after Jett, who was autistic, died at age 16 in January last year from a seizure. The church teaches that a follower’s spirit has lived before and will live again after death in another body.
Artist Michael Pattinson, who quit Scientology in 1997 after 24 years and later sued the group, said: “The whole ethos of Scientology is that we come back. With Sea Org [the sect's upper echelon], they ask members to sign billion-year contracts. Their motto is ‘We Come Back.’ It makes sense that the Travoltas would have another baby after losing Jett.”

Of course, this has to be pure nonsense, and I’m sure Scientology spokesperson Tommy Davis can clear the whole thing up:

We believe that when people pass away, the spirit leaves the body and moves to another body right away. I wouldn’t want to make any comment on the Travoltas and the passing of their son, but for someone to suggest such a thing sounds pretty reprehensible to me.”

See? The Travoltas aren’t having another baby for Jett’s soul to inhabit. That’s crazy talk. The minute Jett died, he moved into someone else’s body and is probably fighting off Thetans with ray guns he found in their stomach as we speak. There’s always a rational explanation for everything.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. my assq

    first

  2. Sport

    Playing dress-up John?
    Freak.

  3. dude

    Scientologists make the best-dressed cult members. Their cult must condone large expenditures on wardrobe.

  4. GeneralEmergency

    But wait a sec…

    I’m pretty sure my neighbor’s new baby is Jett!

    I’d know that Vinnie Barbarino/Xenu look anywhere.

  5. CC

    The pix are about as effed up as Michael Jackson in his Captian Crunch outfit.

  6. stinky mcpoop

    this post lacks a good PEW PEW PEW! when referencing a fight against Thetans. They are aliens, after all – they have the technology.

  7. Tyler

    By that thinking, would their dead son be in some other kid born right after his death? I dont think he’d show up a year later.

  8. SSX

    It’s nice to make fun of Scientology, but it’s really not that much more fucked up than any other religion…

  9. Master Spook

    I see you.

  10. Wtvr

    I wonder how many people that like to hate on scientology are themselves members of other major religions–all of which are EVERY BIT as idiotic and obviously made-up. So yeah, go ahead and make fun of this nonsense but then drop your own retarded beliefs too.

  11. Angela Wright

    Um John Travlota is a pilot dont you people do any research?

  12. havoc

    I hope his spirit didn’t “move” into the family dogs because they just became road pizza on an airport runway.

    .

  13. PunkA

    So the big Scientology mystery is, who did L. Ron Hubbard come back as. and why hasn’t he tried to retake control of his Church yet? Maybe it is because L. Rob came back as a steaming pile of horse shit, to reflect the accuracy of his philosophy. And who really wants to follow a pile of horse shit, right?!

  14. Christina G.

    Hey, idiot. Scientologists didn’t invent reincarnation. The Hindus did. I mean God did.

  15. me

    it’s just reincarnation. A TON of people believe in it, there’s sceintific proof of it (look up the article/video of the little boy who recalled WWII, his co-pilot’s name, his own name, how he died, etc). However, I don’t think you can plan a baby and know who’s going to incarnate into him/her. That’s the only fucked up thing I can think about this article.

  16. Rasputins Liver

    *

    It’s impossible for me to be able to take Travolta seriously anymore, either as an actor or a human being because of his belief in ScienceFictionology.

    How could one take him or anyone else who believes in such mind numbingly retarded drivel?

    Bad enough if he were Christian, Muslim or Birhter/Teabagger/Party of Limbaugher/GOPervert. I mean, they’re all whack-a-loon cults filled with seriously deluded, brainwashed, deranged people.

    But given L.Ron Hubbard’s ScienceFictionology’s recent development and the known history of how it came to exist it is beyond reason that someone supposedly as intelligent as John Travolta would sucker into silliness such as this.

    Anyways, it is quite likely had Jett been receiving proper medical care he would be alive today. To hell with John, his idiot wife, Tommy-boy Cruisingforatwink, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith or whatever the hell they call themselves.

    So sick and tired of religion of any kind.

    *

  17. Sport

    “Um John Travlota is a pilot dont you people do any research?”

    Wow we are all just stupid I guess. You must be the only one who knows this nugget of information. I didnt realize having a pilot license meant you had to fly a plane dressed like Michael Jackson’s talking chimp.

    When someone important dies and leaves me multi-millions I guarantee I will fly my own private plane COMFY in a fucking sweatsuit.

  18. Tek

    Buch of fucking nutjobs. LOL

  19. Thanks for taking time to write this post…

  20. What a tool

    Yes John is a pilot…..of his own fucking plane! Do you really think its necessary for this guy to don the whole pilot suit to fly his own fucking plane? What a self important asshole this guy is.

    Look mommy i can fly!

  21. e

    so what happens in scientology if the body dies and the spirit moves on to another body but they are all being used and there are no empty bodies anywhere handy? so then what happens?

  22. Mancuso

    “Staunch Scientologists”?
    Being a staunch Scientologist sounds about as legit as being a stern Jedi theologian.
    No, strike that – Jedi theology doesn’t sound nearly as ridiculous.

  23. I like him ! So thank you for your nice photos ! I hope see more here about him !

  24. loulou

    When this guy waqs filming broken arrow at lake Powell in Arizona
    He actually had his hotel room blacked out and made crew deliver full size houseboat to the colorado river because would not use the portable toilet
    true story

  25. Wayde A. Callender

    @16

    Wow we are all just stupid I guess. You must be the only one who knows this nugget of information. I didnt realize having a pilot license meant you had to fly a plane dressed like Michael Jackson’s talking chimp.

    …except when are a rep and a reserve/honorary airliner pilot for Qantas Airlines and are going to be operating on one of their aircraft as part of the flight crew.

    Which he has done many times

  26. Angel

    Why would any living Scientologist need to sign a billion year contract if the body that it previously occupied already signed it? Does that make sense? Probably not. There is no making sense of such insanity.

  27. Mancuso

    (@25: Wrong @, dude.)

    They’re “staunch Scientologists”?
    Wow, that sounds about as legit as “stern Jedi theologian”.

    …no, wait, the Jedi shit actually sounds far less ridiculous.

  28. I do not think you can program a child and know who is incarnate in him. It is s the only fucking I remember this article.Will, and Jada Pinkett Smith, or whatever you call it.

  29. captain america

    there must be brains somewhere.
    ………FOLKS?

  30. Anonymous

    #16 – Angel wrote: “Why would any living Scientologist need to sign a billion year contract if the body that it previously occupied already signed it? Does that make sense? Probably not. There is no making sense of such insanity.”

    True…and here’s another fun fact, sea org members who die are allowed a max of 21 years after their death before they report back to the sea org in their new body. It ain’t called “A Billion Year Contract” for nuffin’!

    Also, L. Ron Hubbard died in 1986…where the hell is he??? Shouldn’t he have reported for duty several years ago already??? LRH is AWOL! :P

  31. fear of a ROUGH nation

    “The church teaches that a follower’s spirit has lived before and will live again after death in another body”

    What’s the resurrecting policy on pets, and other animals that inhabits the green earth? And how does a mere mortal such as I get to feel special too?

  32. Tommy gun

    More scientology posts please. They really brings the nut bags out of the closet.

    Only in America; a religion started by a psychotic science fiction writer.

  33. Gando

    I’ll guess they’d believe in instant reincarnation?

  34. Rhialto

    I’ve been in a former life an emperor.I’m just curious if there’re any former life concubines do recognize me in this life?

  35. cellphone

    If this helps them to over come their grief.Then i wish them all the best.

  36. God

    Religion has done fine all these years up until these guys.

    Hahahahaha!

  37. guest

    I cannot believe his old ass wife is bringing another ”retard” into this world. I cant stand seeing old ass white women walking around barefoot and pregnant in their 40′s and 50′s. They just look plain stupid and straight up silly and desperate for attention. Ugh! Kelly Preston is too old. I hope they burn in hell with their souless sci-fi test tube babies.

  38. Master Spook

    Do you believe in reincarnation? Yes or no?

  39. Gando

    @53
    Only the religions from the Middle East region don’t believe in reincarnation.The rest of the world does.Greek Philosophers,Norse Mythology,The Celts (Druidism),Native American Indians,Inuits,West African tribes etc.

  40. starmaker

    The complexity of the complex amount of the many options of numerous choice of different religions could be the cause of complex conflicts.Although the similarity is the cause of the complexity of existing conflicts as well.

  41. Nero

    Which one of the religions is the most sexy religion?! Just to make it more easy for myself!

  42. Qantas Own Him

    Qantas gave him an old plane in exchange for being their spokesman.
    These pictures were taken while he was playing the talking monkey. Hence the pilot outfit.

  43. I can remember Scientology and Hubbard from back in the 60′s and always thought that he was a complete good man who would never fail to achieve anything he work on.

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  45. In my former life I cleaned toilets, and was very bored.

    Supernatural abilities available to Scientologists
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernatural_abilities_in_Scientology_doctrine

    “…the ability to control matter, energy and spacetime in the physical universe, free of the encumbrance of the body…

    increasing body weight (well, Kirstie Alley seems very adept at that)…

    telepathy and remote viewing…

    telekinesis (move things with your mind)…

    time travel…”

    Umm…why not just use your fancy Scientology powers to stay young? Or grow your own hair instead of wearing a bad wig? Or get rid of your flabby pot belly? Or graduate college? What are those fucking powers good for anyway?

    @ 12 havoc – 8O XD

    @ 26 – “Why would any living Scientologist need to sign a billion year contract if the body that it previously occupied already signed it?”
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    @ 30 – “L. Ron Hubbard died in 1986…where the hell is he???”
    Haha, LRH was probably too smart to get mixed up in this horseshit again. Probably stashed some cash in a Swiss Bank so he could hide put from these losers.

    @ 32 – “a religion started by a psychotic science fiction writer.”
    A shitty one at that.

  46. Caption on pic 4 8P

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  48. nn

    But man, he´s getting close at least, he is thinking about reencarnation, thinking is better, he is thinking a little better… ok, you won this time, he´s far far away from thruth.

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