I want that guy’s job and other news

- Kiefer Sutherland continues to define awesome. [PopEater]

- Adrian Grenier finally ditched the fro. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amy Winehouse and Kiefer Sutherland should never have children. That’s all I’m saying. [Dlisted]

- Amanda Seyfried was literally in a dream I had last night. She let me touch her boob at Mormon camp. Not even joking. [HollywoodTuna]

- Anne Hathaway and The Case for Tits. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Candice Swanepoel is a Yankees fan. [Popoholic]

- Megan Hauserman arrested for DUI on her way to a nude beauty contest. So it was a female cop. Got it. [TheFABlife]

- Matt Kemp doesn’t want you to know he’s banging Rihanna. [StarPulse]

- Paris Hilton is giving everyone herpes again. [PopSugar]

- Katherine Heigl has big breasts. And something about dogs. [Just Jared]

- Larry King is officially senile. [Celebslam]

- Nicolas Cage has shit figured out. [The Blemish]

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