Adam Lambert, what the hell are you doing?

October 20th, 2009 // 113 Comments

Great. Awesome. They already love to go shopping and now they’re making out with naked women. I was on your side, gay people! Carrie Prejean warned me about you in her retarded, hypocritical fake-breasted way that, in hindsight, nobody ever should’ve listened to. But still.

NOTE: Pics links to NSFW version.

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  1. OTP

    Ewwww!

    This shit is sick.

  2. Eva

    There’s a nipple in the third photo that I think you missed!

  3. The Gorgeous One

    I don’t know. I thought that it was kinda hot.

  4. asfawe

    whaat

  5. Jupiter

    You put a star on the first image, where there’s no nipple.. but not on the third where there is? … Confused.

  6. Vicki Gizzle

    he needs a mani bad

  7. JC

    wow… those photos are hot…. dang…

  8. Lauren

    Wow, that was pretty hot. If he was straight…damn!

  9. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    “retarded, hypocritical fake-breasted way”? Majority of Americans do not believe in gay marriage. The do support civil unions. The only retard here is you SFW.

    Sorry, but there is nothing hot about guys with painted nails. No matter who they are making out with.

  10. Turkey Waddle

    This photo shoot will make him have fans both male and female. He will change to bisexual, wait and see.

  11. dave

    OH NOES!!

    If the homos start doing this what chance do we mere heteros have any more?

    Next thing ya know the homos will demand equal rights to marry our women.

    This is not a good sign heteros, to arms!

  12. dave

    OH NOES!!

    If the homos start doing this what chance do we mere heteros have any more?

    Next thing ya know the homos will demand equal rights to marry our women.

    This is not a good sign heteros, to arms!

  13. bumblebee

    um isnt he gay? so why would he do a photoshoot with a naked vagina? and from the looks of it.. he so wants to take a lick ;)

  14. bumblebee

    um isnt he gay? so why would he do a photoshoot with a naked vagina? and from the looks of it.. he so wants to take a lick ;)

  15. Dance_across_water

    It’s sexy i think. who cares if he’s gay?

  16. Dance_across_water

    It’s sexy i think. who cares if he’s gay?

  17. JADE

    I was ok untill I got to the photo of their tongues touching. That was when vomit hit the back of my throat. Ok here is why, the man is gay gay gay so you know that tongue have been in some pretty ballsy places. EEWWAAH

  18. cat

    Every woman in the world wants to be her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. A. Soto

    I’m gay now. If I get to do that to hot models, why not?

  20. V

    comment #13 cracked me up.
    comment # 14 cracked me up again.

  21. O'Roughly factor

    What the hell does all this even mean?
    What a show off he’s immune to kryptonite…

  22. Amy

    Why oh why does he have to be gay? Loved the pictures…until the last two when it’s very obvious that none of what just happened even remotely turned him on. :-(

  23. Sung Yung Moonpie

    @ 14: or: ship him to Middle East, problem solved…

  24. xxWPxx

    What did this kids mom do to him?

  25. hihaters

    I bet he was turned on the pics wouldn’t have come out so well if he didn’t have chemistry with that model. It’s odd he wanted to do the pics I don’t get it but they’re nice.

  26. ???

    What is an Adam Lambert??
    Never heard of such a thing.

  27. Andie

    Not hot. Gross. He looks like a Ken doll. Gender neutral. Why would he do this anyway? Everybody knows he’s gay! It’s gross! It’s like seeing Ellen Degenerous suck a dick! Who wants to see that? Not me!

  28. sensitive guy

    nice photos. I have no clue who either of them are… but she’s a knockout. No, really… who is she? And, what, he’s the idol guy? Yawn…

  29. ???

    @19
    I’m willing to bet her tongue has been in some pretty ballsy places too. Who knows, maybe both of their tongues have been in some of the same ballsy places, maybe even at the same time. So… I don’t think it really matters on that point.

  30. He'sAGuy

    These pictures just reinforce what everyone has known about guys since time began. If it will move they will fuck it. If it will squirm they will fuck it twice.

  31. missywissy

    lmao @14!!

    The photos are kind of hot (except the tongues), BUT this is so obvious what this is all about: HE’s a flamer that is trying to sell records, so if us gals have images in our minds of Flamer-dude holding a woman sensually, then the fact that he likes Fishstick(d)s more than Kanye West, is supposed to make us think he “could” like women as well. I wonder what these dudes are really thinking about when they have these kind of looks on their faces like they are having chemistry with the woman in the photo or music video, but are with chicks instead of dicks (i.e. Ricky Martin). Sell those records!

  32. I’m so confused by this! I’d think the “gay community” would be offended by these pics. Why would a gay man be photographed making out with a girl instead of making out with a man (which THANK YOU Adam for NOT taking pics of you with a man, gag!). So is he trying to hide the fact that he’s gay from people who may not be aware that he’s gay??? Or is he bisexual???

  33. JADE

    @31 Yea I guess you have a point there, hers may have been in even worse places. Either way still GROSS.

  34. gigi

    please……. looks like 2 chicks goofing around for a photoshoot. That 2nd shot looks like: “ok Adam, now take your left had & put it her brea.. um pectoral…?- that make sense? it’s OK, just make it look as natural as…. well, yeah, that’ll do…” ::click:: these shots are as hot as Rock Hudson’s character making out with that Crystal Harrington lady in Dynasty -hahahaaaa

  35. RGhere

    #13 Dave – Don’t worry. In Pic 1, he just gave her AIDS.

  36. Randal(l)

    I knew it! the gays are after our women folk so that we have to resort to banging other dudes. I knew there was a conspiracy of gay global domination. You gays will never make me resort to turning gay thanks to years of research and refining my fail proof plan to continue banging ladies: Rape.

    Randal(l)

  37. Sport

    nice try, gay guy.

  38. juniper

    carrie prejean is retarded because she doesnt believe a square peg goes in a round hole? FUCK YOU superficial.

  39. spinal

    Heh, my dad doesn’t believe gay men exist…he thinks it’s all an elaborate plot to earn women’s trust and get the vajayjay. Guess I won’t be showing him these pics anytime soon!

  40. Stephanie

    Model looks Robin Wright Penn. He should cut his hair just a little.

  41. Tashy

    This just proves my theory that gay men make HOT ASS lovers. Now, if only I could find one that bangs women…

  42. sadielady

    hahahaha spinal, that is some rich shit right there.

  43. Ing

    Damn. I don’t even find him attractive in the least but this is just plain hot.

    And I think they’d be less hot if he turned out to be a bisexual, it’s the WTF factor that makes it sexy.

  44. Kristin

    he needs to cover his fat arms

  45. sorry – but in the immortal words of Paris Hilton…

    ‘that’s hot!’

    (God I feel dirty just bringing her up in reference…but it brings the point home)…

  46. pasteve

    Are the pics in time order?
    I’m thinking he should have checked his pits (#4) before he got to pic 1.

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