I had nothing to do with this.

November 24th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Heidi Montag released her unfortunately-named single “Superficial” today and surprisingly uses the word “bitch” in the chorus despite her Puritan lifestyle of fake tits and sharing a bed with a homosexual:

“They say I’m superficial, some call me a bitch,
They’re just mad, ’cause I’m sexy famous and I’m rich.”

My lawyer tells me I can’t sue over this, however, I’ve been advised I’m within my rights to fire-bomb their house then scatter their ashes into the Pacific to prevent cloning. Or “file a complaint with her label,” as he called it. Anyone got a lighter?

superficial

  1. Ashley

    Oh yes Heidi!!! we’re just jealous that your a fake, skinny ass bean pole whose husband has threatened to divorce you if you get pregnant!! news flash breast implanted below average bitch, your husband is the world’s biggest mistake EVER!! the world would not care if you died tomorrow, or if your retarded husband “accidentally” killed himself….in fact, we’d all be saying “WORLD PEACE, SPEIDI IS GONE FOREVER!!!!! :D”

    so, bite that you cunt! :P

  2. Ashley

    Oh yes Heidi!!! we’re just jealous that your a fake, skinny ass bean pole whose husband has threatened to divorce you if you get pregnant!! news flash breast implanted below average bitch, your husband is the world’s biggest mistake EVER!! the world would not care if you died tomorrow, or if your retarded husband “accidentally” killed himself….in fact, we’d all be saying “WORLD PEACE, SPEIDI IS GONE FOREVER!!!!! :D”

    so, bite that you cunt! :P

  3. Hi guy’s,
    I read about the song on another blog, I thought it was about THIS blog.

  4. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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