Here’s Lindsay Lohan on some photo shoot over the weekend that I’ve heard is either for GQ or German Vogue, but let’s assume neither because it’s like I’m looking at shots of Bigfoot trying to use a bow and arrow. “Bigfoot no like man weapons. Bigfoot all sasquatch beeje from here on out. Less Bigfoot coordination.”
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The Farting Commenter | June 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm
She always (braaappp) looks worse (phhftt) when she tries to look hot (beep-boop).
Eww | June 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Eww, and 1st
Tara | June 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm
So? Are the boots to cover up the ankle bracelet?
chelsea | June 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL
farles chew | June 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm
She has the ass of a 42 year old man now. So sad.
Mitch | June 7, 2010 at 12:56 pm
She looks like she could be Pam Anderson’s mother in these photos.
I have blown three load already this morning and I just had my first cup of coffee. For the record, I did not use these photos of Lindsey Lohan. They made my cock shrivel and hide like a scared turtle.
Later,
Mitch
Ksurfiws | June 7, 2010 at 1:00 pm
they still look kind pert?
mnsuperbee | June 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm
She honestly looked like an older woman from the back. I thought the post might be about courtney love or someone else…..and then I saw her name.
YIKES.
dude | June 7, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I AM a 42 year old and my ass is way better than that…
bar room hero | June 7, 2010 at 1:17 pm
What the F U C K ? ?
skinnyfat | June 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
The definition of skinny-fat. No muscle tone whatsoever.
Heavy Street | June 7, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Lindsay to save the day!!! Watch out Lady Gaga, there is a another douche waiting to take your crown.
Nick | June 7, 2010 at 1:23 pm
She just looks like a drunk.. Ever seen drunks when they hit their forties?? They have the gut and skinny legs.. blah!!!!
Of course they will photoshop the shit out of it..
Cardinal Fang | June 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Why the harshness towards her? Sure she’s not the hottest celeb there is (or even close). But, she does looks as good as any regular woman walking around. I’d staple that to the wall and fap to it.
Drundel | June 7, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Wow, total flabby ass. Let this be a lesson to all women, no matter how hot you were at one time, sitting at home doing coke and drinking will turn a firm ass into a soft one.
Melissa | June 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Zardoz –
I think your days of loneliness have ended.
??? | June 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
yeah cause the biggest problem in LA is the overpopulation of deer on its beaches.
The Mascot | June 7, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Kill it with fire. Betcha never read that line at thesuperficial.com before.
jstuddle | June 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Sorry but the fact that her face is mysteriously covered in every picture makes me think that you’ve been punk’d.
esquire | June 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm
@ 19
….the paparazzi were planted on the beach somewhere …Lindsay is facing the magazine photographer
avaunv | June 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm
At least she’s getting some sorta work!
Jen | June 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm
take your ass to the gym!
grobpilot | June 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Maybe she’ll shoot herself in the giz and save some guy from a life of herp.
bitch PLEASE | June 7, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Sloppy. Fat. Dirty.
Bruno | June 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Nice boobs, sexy freckles and allways look horny and needed.
Ugly ass, horrible manners and posture, a coloured-destroyed hair and an ABSURD BELLY! What’s her problem!!! She’s already don’t have a carreer anymore, and soon will trash her body forever. Fool…
Meseret Hailu | June 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm
LL: “Flew in a ton of seafood from Asia last night, ate almost half of it and slept for 12 straight hours. What a weekend!”
joe blow | June 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm
She’s obviously trying to scare oil off the beaches and back into the gulf.
Unfortunately she’s on the wrong coastline.
cellphone | June 7, 2010 at 6:33 pm
What do you get when you cross a poodle with a Neantherthal girl?!
cc | June 7, 2010 at 6:34 pm
I won’t profess to being an expert on women’s haircare products, but I’m pretty sure that Javex isn’t on the list.
Bimbamboing | June 7, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Why is she wearing these Davy Crockett boots on the beach??
bah | June 7, 2010 at 7:12 pm
@ 30 – her SCRAM device ;-)
anonymus | June 7, 2010 at 7:16 pm
why are they still trying to keep her relevant?
just boycott this bitch already…
I went >HORF< | June 7, 2010 at 8:40 pm
The Farting Commenter is RIGHT!
Oh, and can someone light a match please.
netstarman | June 7, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Well that is one hanging gut on her, has she given up trying to crap one out just to get a belly like a Ethiopian kid ? just a thought. Did they discover Sasquatch on the beach or is she going for the ” I just let my body go look”.
Glenda | June 7, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Who pays to see this girl photos? That’s depressing.
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lisa | June 8, 2010 at 12:16 am
Hooly SHoit, I looked at this picture and assumed it was Pam Anderson…it lookes like an old lady body! ahhaheheheh
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John | June 8, 2010 at 1:34 am
Nice beer gut.
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Is she LiLo?
None of the above photo shows her face!
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digital camera memory cards | June 8, 2010 at 5:08 am
No longer a career, not just the trash of his body forever. Fool.
captain america | June 8, 2010 at 6:26 am
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wyoungs | June 8, 2010 at 8:32 am
What great pics- never once did we have to look at her face- excellent
mphseason | June 8, 2010 at 8:46 am
Maybe with all that money she might touch up the roots in her Non-blonde hair.
Gria | June 8, 2010 at 8:46 am
Why does she look pregnant?
lynn | June 8, 2010 at 8:53 am
She should at least prove she earned that photo shoot with a workout plan. Don’t pay someone for something they don’t work hard for.
bmose | June 8, 2010 at 9:17 am
It’s GOTTA be for a German mag. Course they”re also big on caca porn.