I almost forgot….

January 1st, 2010 // 68 Comments

The Penis Button

Posted: 5/7/09

I know it’s 2010 already, but I honestly couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa’s Penis Button. And for those of you wondering what reminded me, it was cold when I got out of the shower drugs.

See you Monday.

Original: Kelly Ripa in a bikini

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  1. Darth

    Her button reminds me on ‘Alien’.The scary part is that it isn’t a movie!

  2. Nero

    A foot taller and she would have been some kinda tranny!

  3. Boogeyman King Dong

    Lemme guess,da Ripa girl has a huge gay fanbase?!

  4. Robert H.

    Look at the shadow that thing casts! She could use it as a sundial!

  5. Robert H.

    Look at the shadow that thing casts! She could use it as a sundial!

  6. Katrina

    I have to agree with all of you! She has NO curves at all and I find that very unattractive! I think a little meat on a woman is attractive with some curves! Plus, she has NO boobs. What are those? Pecs? But she does have a cute face!

  7. Her mid structure is simply awesome, She has a very flat and tight tummy.

  8. This one is a big adderalland caffeine addict. She probablyy uses ambien or sonata to wind down every night.

  9. JiggaJay

    She has one of those “looks better with clothes on” bodies. SIGH

  10. weez

    She has mentioned her hideous, ugly, belly button on her show many times. It’s herniated. I wish she’d fix it-it’s really ugly.

  11. Amazing Larry

    it’s a third nipple it’s hard like the other two.
    Discuss-ting

  12. A man named GOB

    it’s a third nipple it’s hard like the other two.
    Discuss-ting

  13. LolleyGagger

    hehe if she had a couple of hairy moles underneath it would be complete.

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