I almost forgot….

January 1st, 2010 // 68 Comments

The Penis Button

Posted: 5/7/09

I know it’s 2010 already, but I honestly couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa’s Penis Button. And for those of you wondering what reminded me, it was cold when I got out of the shower drugs.

See you Monday.

Original: Kelly Ripa in a bikini

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  1. grace

    sick

  2. mm

    Your’re year end posts absolutely sucked. Perfect cap-off with this gross shot. I suppose you’ll leave this one up all weekend?

    Great work.

  3. The Sabre Tooth Tiger

    That’s just vile

    That thing needs her ass a layer of fat, its like looking at last weeks turkey carcass

  4. Simeon Says

    Adam Lambert’s getting excited over it!

  5. StEve

    damn….for a second, i thought that was Tara Reid………….

  6. Where are her hips? She’s built like a 12-year-old boy.

  7. showerboy

    absolutely reprehensible. i hope someone performed a ‘new year’s eve’ on her last night http://www.crassanova.com/2010/01/the-new-years-eve/

  8. jon's crush on kate

    Wow I used to think this chick was cute. She is not a chick though, more like a nine year old boy with his penis in the wrong place. Someone close to her should have the courage to tell her to wear clothes at all times even when she has sex.

  9. Posh

    LMAO. #8 on the mark.

  10. kjhasdlj

    it’s a bad picture, grow up

  11. sfefafsasefagaer

    @mm

    “Your’re”? Go back to grade school dumb fuck

  12. PsyKo

    monday? what a let down…

  13. Seriously what is that? You can hurt somebody with that thing.

  14. mm

    @sfefafsasefagae,

    “you’re” right. I hate it when people make that mistake too. Thanks for being so gracious in pointing it out. Guess I need more edumacation so I can grow up to be just like you.

  15. mm

    @sfefafsasefagae,

    “you’re” right. I hate it when people make that mistake too. Thanks for being so gracious in pointing it out. Guess I need more edumacation so I can grow up to be just like you.

  16. jd

    I like Kelly, she’s definitely a MILF, but that bellybutton looks like it is a giant clit! Or maybe it is her clit?

  17. jd

    I like Kelly, she’s definitely a MILF, but that bellybutton looks like it is a giant clit! Or maybe it is her clit?

  18. CMC

    I think it’s because she has had a tummy tuck. And why do her arms look disproportionately short?

  19. Tom

    The wonders of Human Growth Hormone!!!

  20. Sarahk

    Get all of her clothes here http://www.outfitID.com

  21. shusha

    Is there any hetero male that really thinks this is a good look? Way too muscular/steroidal.

  22. gigi

    eh, Ripa is ripped…. and tiny… weird belly-button, but hey, outties are in abundance all over the world… whaddya want? she could stand to miss a workout & have a giant burger instead, but she’s adorable… she & that swarthy husband of hers make some gorgeous kids too. Happy New Year er’body!

  23. Krys

    After all the kids she’s popped out, you’d think she’d take pride in actually looking like a woman. She used to be hot back in her soap opera days.
    This is fucking disgusting.
    Any man that finds this attractive should be listed on Megan’s Law.

  24. Superbiggerevil

    Wow…I’m gonna have a hard time getting this image out of my head….nice work Fish…you dickhead.

  25. what a weird looking body

  26. farty mcshitface

    this broad is gross. not just the belly thing but those freakish, short little t-rex arms just creep me out.

  27. who dat

    Fucktard leaves this pic up all weekend. You know he’s laughin .

  28. My Eyes..oh My F'n eyes

    I would have rather starred at Ga Ga’s penis all weekend. Nice work.

  29. Me again

    YUCK

  30. Holy outtie Batman! Eek!

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  32. Rough daddy

    Kelly would look like a hotter mama if she had some saggy small C’s or a large B’s implanted which I advocate on this rare case. At this point her sucken chest looks like part of an 8 pack, but still if you think Reg is not dusting off to that pic @night your nuts….

  33. Brad

    It good that she’s working out. The leading cause of death for women is heart disease. Besides, since she’s in her late 30s/early 40s… feed her a couple slices of cheesecake and she’ll fill out.

  34. vito

    She’s no MILF,,,she’s a MILGA (Mother I’d Like to Go Away)! Christ, I thought that was a picture from the Holocaust Museum.

  35. She needs to get out of that midday sun for starts.

    Is that about 8%? I guess she lives pretty healthy, but like her better with her clothes on.

  36. Holy Christ All Mighty! How was I not aware until just now that Ripa had a penis for a belly button? Damn it, she just lost 3 points on my sexy meter. Now I have to seriously consider if I’m going to whack it to her anymore.

    Ahhhh… what the hell… Bring on the Jergens!

  37. Viv

    Hey,people! January 1st caught you in a bad moment? No happy new year for you? God knows you guys sound like everything but…did you know that how you start the new year defines how the rest of your year will be? (just wait and see) …but really, try laughing for a change, lighten up! geeez!

  38. Viv

    Hey,people! January 1st caught you in a bad moment? No happy new year for you? God knows you guys sound like everything but…did you know that how you start the new year defines how the rest of your year will be? (just wait and see) …but really, try laughing for a change, lighten up! geeez!

  39. vdls

    Actually #23 her daughter is kinda ugly.

  40. who dat

    Truth be told, I wish he would have posted Regis’ pic here instead of Kelly’s.

    Rawrr…talk about a cougar. Hmm hmm! I would toss his salad with a loving sideways tongue roll and then have him ram my bumhole for all he is worth. He would love my signature tongue bath clean up after he dropped his hot load in my well used dumper.

    I’m gay and proud of it. Get used to it.

    Welcome to 2010!

  41. Pretty face but small penis ain’t working for me.

    —-

    Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!

  42. Jon

    People have talked about Gaga’s penis so much in the last 12 months. Something that doesn’t even exist. The one pic I saw that looked like something, was the shape and size of a large clit about 10mm. So she’s got a big clit so what?

    Meanwhile this thing is walking around with an actual penis in her belly button and it never even gets talked about. She should be locked a cage and poked with sticks for having that wierd thing.

  43. Jon

    People have talked about Gaga’s penis so much in the last 12 months. Something that doesn’t even exist. The one pic I saw that looked like something, was the shape and size of a large clit about 10mm. So she’s got a big clit so what?

    Meanwhile this thing is walking around with an actual penis in her belly button and it never even gets talked about. She should be locked a cage and poked with sticks for having that wierd thing.

  44. gigi

    hey #40…. give her time, the daughter’s gonna be hot…. once she figures it all out & the baby fat goes away, she turns blonde, and she starts to work with that melanin in the gene vault from her dad to help her in the tanning dept? no brainer…. she looks awkward now, but things will flower. Ripa’s too much of a control freak for it not to

  45. Jblaze

    That thing looks alien!

  46. Jim

    Can see how the fish would identify that as a penis, being the same size as his and all.

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  48. Ripa Ripa

    Ripa is awesome!
    She’s openly kinky, faithful wife and Mother.
    Sure she could soften her outline a bit but I’d take her on anyday.

  49. Rough versus news sweety Christina Park

    Id take Kelly’s belly button over that herzegova broad with the inner belly button which is fine also..I think it makes them human, it doesnt bother me@ all…maybe im getting soft.

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