Gee, I Wonder Why Courtney Stodden Got Sent To Celebrate The King Of Thailand’s Birthday?

[Hint: The answer is penis. She has a penis.]

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Over the weekend The King of Thailand celebrated his 85th birthday at The Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista, CA. As per American tradition, we used our collective cultural knowledge of Thailand — based entirely on negative television and movie stereotypes — and sent him our finest ladyboy child prostitute. He must now yield unto us a whole shit-ton of cocaine, some of those weird bike taxi things, and something about elephants. If you don’t believe me, check with the U.N. It’s all in the treaty.

Photo: Pacific Coast News