Gee, I Wonder Why Courtney Stodden Got Sent To Celebrate The King Of Thailand’s Birthday?

December 4th, 2012 // 66 Comments

[Hint: The answer is penis. She has a penis.]

Posted by Photo Boy

Over the weekend The King of Thailand celebrated his 85th birthday at The Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista, CA. As per American tradition, we used our collective cultural knowledge of Thailand — based entirely on negative television and movie stereotypes — and sent him our finest ladyboy child prostitute. He must now yield unto us a whole shit-ton of cocaine, some of those weird bike taxi things, and something about elephants. If you don’t believe me, check with the U.N. It’s all in the treaty.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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    Emma
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    “Engage kissing protocol”

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    Mary Feeney
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    Another American tragedy like Heidi Montag; a young woman goes from being a cute, innocent looking girl to becoming a Frankenwhore and there’s a creepy guy in the background encouraging her freak show transformation.

    • JC

      To me, “tragedy” implies something of value was lost. I kind of doubt that either Heidi or this 45-year-old would have grown up to create life-saving vaccine before they wrecked their bodies and started tormenting the rest of us with their bullshit “fame.”

      • Mary Feeney

        I think many psychologically healthy parents (unlike the parents of Stodden, Montag and Lohan) would consider it tragic were their daughter to go the way of these fame whores in the same way a parent might consider it tragic were their child to become an alcoholic or drug addict.

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    ah, passion…you just can’t fake it.

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    meeps!
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    I assume he picked this up at the House of Wax second-hand sale…

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    dirtdog
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    pig

  6. El Jefe

    So out of curiosity what exactly does it cost for Courtney Stodden to come “celebrate your birthday” with you?

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    ThisWillHurt
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    This inanimate wax replica of Courtney Stodden will suffice until the real one shows up. By “real,” I mean the one with the fake tits, lips, cheek bones, penis, calves, ass, teeth, jaw, midriff, nails, and marriage.

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    Tinka
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    Looks like somebody replaced her with a doll in this picture. Or then she just turns into one whenever he tries to kiss her.

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    basurablanco
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    Pierna del pájaro.

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    neen
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    That’s love.

  11. zoe

    OMG those shoes!

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    Gayle
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    she keeps changing her face cause she hates who she is, a child bride of a pedophile.

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    Jade
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    Doug: “Its ok, I rent her buy the hour. It’s one sweet deal! No, no, there’s no chance of getting in trouble with the law.. once I married her, her age wasn’t an issue anymore. If you go for the bundle, you get free lap dances for everyone, and it really is the best price.”

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    Eugene
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    Can he look any more desperate, can she look any less disinterested?

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    karlito
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    yes your Royal Highness, it is amazing that i’ve actually lasted 40 years in the porn industry. these days they just shoot turtle wax into my face and tits and i’m off and running.

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    Beltliner
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    Doug Hutchison to star in 2012 remake of “Lars and the Real Girl.”

  17. ty

    straight up whore!!!!

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    Montana
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    I guess she would look OK if she would just wear a little makeup.

  19. Stereotypes of Thailand, you say?

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/04/images-113_400.jpg[/img]

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    There’s more plastic in this picture than a goddamned Lego factory.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Careful Doug. They look pretty life-like but once you break their necks, those life sized dolls just don’t look at you the same way when you’re having sex. They give you this, cocky sideways look that says “Oh. You again”

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    Deacon Jones
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    mmm, boobs

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    Deacon Jones
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    Can i get a reading on the makeup, ladies?

  24. pavement_smear

    She’s strangely similar to Jessica from Who Framed Roger Rabbit – designed and modeled from a checklist of sexual traits, dubbed with pre-written sexual innuendos in what she presumes to be an alluring voice, layed out and animated to play “patty-cake” with the old guy…and after all the effort, you end up with only a cartoon of a woman. As is usually the case in Hollywood, the original is far superior to the exploitative sequel.

  25. Ah Lucite heels and gold lame. The stripper uniform.

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    dude
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    So she went to Bangcock?

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    dude
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    She couldn’t wait to take it all in.

  28. The Royal Penis

    Not cocaine, heroin. That’s Thailands dominant drug.

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    The Royal Penis
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    Ahhhhh….the picture of emotional well being and health.

  30. anonym

    is that thing alive?

    looks plastic

  31. cc

    These are the sort of good will ambassadors America needs in these difficult times.

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    I knew it! She’s a Stepford house wife. There is no other logical reason why she would look like plastic and talk like a trashy romance novel.

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    Amazing. She may actually somehow be more dead outside than inside.

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    Cris
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    If he actually has hair, why does he keep wearing those hideous hats?

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    karlito
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    is this her audition tape for “Jurassic Cock”.

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    Oh Please!
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    I bet she smells like BRUT cologne for men, the green stuff in a bottle.

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    Jentilly
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    Wow those real sex dolls are really realistic

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    lily
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    fucking tranny

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    suck it
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    How is she even a real person?? I don’t get how people like this exist?

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    suck it
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    She looks terrible

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    She is the worlds most expensive love doll. Just as clean too.

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    Vizslard
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    It burns out of both ends. That’s why I do the pee pee dance.

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    What the fuck is going on with her eyelashes?

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    Scott Disick's Love Child
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    I still have no idea who this person is and fail to understand why the hell I keep seeing these stupid articles about her.

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    gnarla
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    What the fook did she do with her lashes?

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    Required
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    Your make-up is bad and you should feel bad.

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    BK
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    Look how red her eyes are. She is either high as fuck or recently cried her eyes out.

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    BK
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    Holy fuck, I think this is the oldest she’s ever looked

  49. Friendlyadvice

    The king’s birthday was the 5th of december, and he was most certainly not in California, as he was here, in Bangkok, in a wheelchair. Here’s hoping no Thais see your post. It’s not a laughing matter in Thailand to joke about their king. If you were here you WOULD be put in jail for saying things about the king, even if you’re only joking.

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