I Will Never Get Tired of These.

Here’s Katy Perry performing on [email protected] yesterday and it really should be a law that she has to present her cleavage in album-promoting shape at all times. Some people might consider that giving the government too much power, but talk radio needs to understand this is how George Washington would have wanted it. If the man could’ve made The Whiskey Rebellion about awesome titties, he had have done it in a heartbeat and made Ben Franklin invent the camera quicker. “Master Franklin, I do believe Lord Jefferson would entertain these all about his face if provided our opportune. Now someone emboss my demeanor on paper currency so I might exercise proper gratuity.”

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