I Want YOU to be The Superficial Banner Girl

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2010

Apparently a shocking amount of you were attached to the blonde girl who used to adorn The Superficial banner at the top of the site (Note to Self: Invent fuckable clip-art.), so since she’s been wrapped up in the big shower curtain in the sky, I thought it’d be fun to make some lucky reader the Banner Girl for an entire week and let you guys pick her. Because who doesn’t love letting people see how hot you are? — Says the anonymous, faceless blogger.

Here’s How to Enter:

1. Take a side-profile shot of yourself in the style of our seductress up top. (Note: Being naked will not guarantee you a winning slot. — Or will it?)
2. E-mail your name, city and photo to CONTEST CLOSED. Entries in the form of discount Viagra prices will be immediately disqualified.
3. Don’t die of anticipation.

Submissions will stop being accepted Monday, July 5 at 11:59 EST. From there, the Top 20 Entries will be open to voting starting Tuesday, July 6 to Sunday, July 11. In the meantime, keep checking The Superficial on Facebook where I’ll be posting photos daily of our lovely contestants who, so help me God, better not be my mother.

Best of Luck and May the Hussiest Hussy Win.

[Legal Stuff: By submitting a photo you acknowledge you’re the legal rights owner of that image.]