‘I Thought the Cocaine was Gum.’

Via People:

When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” said an officer’s report.

Just let her go. Just fucking let her go and arrest Lindsay Lohan again so everyone can wake up in the morning and go, “Oh, wait, this feels right,” then blame the past 48 hours on ‘Nam. “Were we seriously talking about Paris Hilton? Haha! Oh, Charlie. Always messing with my brains…”

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