Snooki’s Taint like. Snooki’s Taint want to rub pretty lady with big raging woody. Fap, fap fap fap fap. Fap fap fap. Uggghnn. Fap. Snooki’s Taint doesn’t want pretty lady any more.

In what way is she hot? I see girls in the plus-sizes section of Target’s clothing aisle that are hotter than her.

Eeew, she’s wearing the same shorts in this photos, as she was wearing in the August 27th photos. Can you say crusty crotch? I have to admit she is looking hot, and I am in no way a LiLo fan. But, the dried goo that has formed on these shorts must be smelling like a fish hatchery by now. Eeew.