I Think Something Happened to Paris Hilton

August 30th, 2010 // 45 Comments

But who gives a shit? Look at these shots of Lindsay Lohan from over the weekend!

God, she’s so hot right now. Sometimes I forget there’s other celebrities out there, that’s how exciting and relevant and newsworthy she is. No, really, I hope the entertainment media writes about her – and only her – more. And I’m not just saying that as a representative sample of the males age 18-34 with disposable income demographic. Entirely.

(Dear HerpFoot, try again. – The Superficial)

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  1. Lindsay Lohan
    RtSS
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeew, she’s wearing the same shorts in this photos, as she was wearing in the August 27th photos. Can you say crusty crotch? I have to admit she is looking hot, and I am in no way a LiLo fan. But, the dried goo that has formed on these shorts must be smelling like a fish hatchery by now. Eeew.

  2. RtSS

    Eeew, she’s wearing the same shorts in this photos, as she was wearing in the August 27th photos. Can you say crusty crotch? I have to admit she is looking hot, and I am in no way a LiLo fan. But, the dried goo that has formed on these shorts must be smelling like a fish hatchery by now. Eeew. Still, I’d poke my schlong into that freckled ass of hers, and ride her like a bucking bronco, giddy-up LiLo. Give me a call.

  3. juck

    Anyone notice the bad lip injections lately?

  4. Maxwell

    She looks like an Orange Duck to me.

    It was so nice and peaceful when she was in jail because the media and everyone else, for that matter, forgot she was alive. In other words, no one really cares about her or her dysfunctional family, and I’m so sick of the media saying how talented she is, and what a pity, and …. Oh come on, she was only a child star and now she an old maid, train-wreck for the 24-hour media to have something to report on and keep their stupid jobs during this recession.

  5. Rutty

    Gimme a break. Don’t write “who gives a shit?” while posting about her. This site is the reason she does what she does. If you didn’t post about her, she wouldn’t be relevant.

    Post the shit, and shut your yap. She owns you.

  6. jay

    Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Two fabulous examples of white trash with money.

  7. Lindsay Lohan
    kaili
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks better than before. I hope she will be absolutely okay (clear) soon!!! she is so young and it would be worth it to live real life!

  8. Lindsay Lohan
    Malewhore
    Commented on this photo:

    DSL… Duck sucking lips!

  9. sledgehammer1963

    paris needs to make a stag flick and get triple penetrated!1 in each hole at once should straighten that little rich whore out!

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