I Think Something Happened to Paris Hilton

August 30th, 2010 // 33 Comments

But who gives a shit? Look at these shots of Lindsay Lohan from over the weekend!

God, she’s so hot right now. Sometimes I forget there’s other celebrities out there, that’s how exciting and relevant and newsworthy she is. No, really, I hope the entertainment media writes about her – and only her – more. And I’m not just saying that as a representative sample of the males age 18-34 with disposable income demographic. Entirely.

(Dear HerpFoot, try again. – The Superficial)

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Comments (33)

  1. sean | August 30, 2010 at 12:33 am

    Primus

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  2. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 30, 2010 at 12:34 am

    LOL OWNT

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  3. Turd Ferguson | August 30, 2010 at 12:39 am

    skank.

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  4. Nutsacks | August 30, 2010 at 12:57 am

    THANK you.

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  5. galtor | August 30, 2010 at 12:59 am

    So let me understand this. You get two DUIs, you are in jail for 1/1000 of your jail term, you got to rehab for 1/1000 of your term.

    And they let her drive in a car? WTF.

    I so wish Lohan was black.

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  6. MeLikey | August 30, 2010 at 12:59 am

    Legs getting chunky in pic 2.

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  7. Rhialto | August 30, 2010 at 1:26 am

    I gotta go for a couple of hours to work! The usual pain in the butt monday morning! Awww!

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  8. Lindsay | August 30, 2010 at 1:35 am

    What is WRONG with her lips in the close ups? ewww

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  9. LittleCupcakes | August 30, 2010 at 3:27 am

    Yum!

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  10. requisite name | August 30, 2010 at 3:52 am

    She is getting paid to hold that can of hrmhrmhrm…

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  11. Love Lohan | August 30, 2010 at 4:06 am

    I could bang her for days straight without rest. She is soooo hot…….

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  12. Rhialto | August 30, 2010 at 5:11 am

    It’s all about fair play and that’s what Lindsay Lohan (finally) is doing right now.

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    • Galtacticus | August 30, 2010 at 5:57 am

      With all her Hollywood education,she doesn’t know what’s fair play!?

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      • Gando | August 30, 2010 at 6:28 am

        A typical case of if you don’t know what’s bad,you don’t know what’s good.

    • Nero | August 30, 2010 at 6:57 am

      What? What’s bad and good?

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  13. Gando | August 30, 2010 at 5:20 am

    Play/games are perfect to get to know people better.The way you’re playing that’s the way you’re.

    Gando

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  14. Galtacticus | August 30, 2010 at 5:38 am

    I guess the energy drink is part of a sponsor deal.How about the car? Anybody knows?

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  15. colladomarcelina | August 30, 2010 at 6:28 am

    I Think Something Happened to Paris Hilton Because before some times when i have seen to Paris Hilton in that time she was not in a good mood. After some Time Any one had sad to me that Paris Hilton was suppose to had beat Ciara in a dance off. I never bother to click in to see what it was about because COME ON! this one thing may be Right.

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    • Vito | August 30, 2010 at 9:00 am

      Can anyone translate this shit into fucking English?

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  16. yawn | August 30, 2010 at 7:27 am

    wearing the same shorts as in the nip pics.. smells fishy to me…

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  17. Slutbuster | August 30, 2010 at 7:50 am

    This is a slippery slope, Superficial. You start avoiding one retarded fame whore, and the next thing you know, you’re avoiding them all. Where does that leave your site?

    Not that I mind, I think if all these dumb bitches dropped dead tomorrow it’d be cause for a parade.

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  18. jt | August 30, 2010 at 8:09 am

    And she’s allowed behind the wheel of a car because…?

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  19. Nerd | August 30, 2010 at 8:28 am

    What happened to Paris? Is it death? Oh God, PLEASE let it be death. It’s been a shit morning already. You know those days when your boss thinks he’s right, you KNOW he’s wrong, and you try to point out this out as politely as possible, only to get bitched at for not getting the big picture, paradigm, yadda yadda management crap? Yeah, one of those days.

    Dude…please God oh please be death. That would make my week awesome.

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  20. Rhialto | August 30, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Phew! I’m almost done with my work! Pass me some energy drink LiLo!

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  21. Chelsea | August 30, 2010 at 9:13 am

    I totally agree, who gives a shit anymore? She’s washed up and vile, and why the fuck is CNN featuring her is my real question..

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  22. RtSS | August 30, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Eeew, she’s wearing the same shorts in this photos, as she was wearing in the August 27th photos. Can you say crusty crotch? I have to admit she is looking hot, and I am in no way a LiLo fan. But, the dried goo that has formed on these shorts must be smelling like a fish hatchery by now. Eeew. Still, I’d poke my schlong into that freckled ass of hers, and ride her like a bucking bronco, giddy-up LiLo. Give me a call.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 10:01 am

      women smell better when their clothes/bodies/espec hair–arent’ washed every day

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  23. juck | August 30, 2010 at 9:54 am

    Anyone notice the bad lip injections lately?

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  24. Maxwell | August 30, 2010 at 10:56 am

    She looks like an Orange Duck to me.

    It was so nice and peaceful when she was in jail because the media and everyone else, for that matter, forgot she was alive. In other words, no one really cares about her or her dysfunctional family, and I’m so sick of the media saying how talented she is, and what a pity, and …. Oh come on, she was only a child star and now she an old maid, train-wreck for the 24-hour media to have something to report on and keep their stupid jobs during this recession.

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  25. Rutty | August 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Gimme a break. Don’t write “who gives a shit?” while posting about her. This site is the reason she does what she does. If you didn’t post about her, she wouldn’t be relevant.

    Post the shit, and shut your yap. She owns you.

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  26. jay | August 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Two fabulous examples of white trash with money.

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  27. sledgehammer1963 | September 5, 2010 at 9:57 am

    paris needs to make a stag flick and get triple penetrated!1 in each hole at once should straighten that little rich whore out!

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