I Think Rihanna Likes Tattoos and Other News

September 7th, 2010 // 77 Comments

UPDATE: Apparently Rihanna‘s tattoos are fake props for her starring role in Battleship – the movie based on the game about putting pegs in little plastic ships. Now, whether that’s more or less messed up than having a real tattoo of a gun on her thigh isn’t for me to judge. (It is.)

- Mike Tyson wishes he smoked up with Tupac. — Doesn’t everyone? [Popeater]

- James Franco and I aren’t so different.. him and I. [Dlisted]

- Carmen Electra knows hot to get attention again. (Hint: Rhymes with “porn.”) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lily Allen “hasn’t had an abortion yet.” That’s one way to look at it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Elisabeth Moss is getting noticeably hotter. That’s my recap. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan is apparently still considered a viable fashion model. “Mommy, I want to dress like the junkie!” [Popoholic]

- Pamela Anderson in The Worst Idea in the History of Ever. [IDLYITW]

- Ali Larter starring in a vodka commercial. While pregnant. God, I love this country. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Jack Sprat

    She looks like Jamie Foxx with huge thighs.

  2. Fishstix

    What I would give to be James Franco’s hand for a day….

  3. Rihanna in a Bikini
    St3v3nnn
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe she’s a big counterstrike:source fan? 1 deaging baddies all day erday

  4. Bored with life

    I just vomited in my mouth a little. What an ugly, no talented, cunt!

  5. ChiChiBug

    I think Rihanna is beautiful and looks like she’s in great shape. Who amongst you wears makeup and dresses up en route to the beach? Let the girl breathe, geeze!!!

  6. Rihanna in a Bikini
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone is being so critical! I’m sure PLENTY more people would rather look like rihanna than any of your ugly asses!

  7. Vito

    The only thing I’m not crazy about is that flaming red hair. Looks like her scalp is on fire. Other than that I think she’s pretty hot. Love the thighs. Great tits. Super-fine ass.

    Throw in her money and the fact that she swallows and you’ve got a winner.

  8. gigi

    G-d bless makeup

  9. Rihanna in a Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I know that’s right, (in response to comment above).She is a good looking girl.

  10. GREGORY JUNIOR YVES

    haiti baby is mi

  11. Rihanna in a Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry but she looks hideous. I WOULD NOT tap that. No make up, no air brushing, looks like a junkie. Nothing special whatsover.

  12. Ewe. Take away the make up, the air brushing, the colored contacts, the outfits, and the lighting and this is what you get. She is NOT attractive here. In fact, she looks hideous.

  13. Rihanna in a Bikini
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like a fatass frog-lady

  14. Rihanna in a Bikini
    B
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tats are wack but she has a nice body and a cute face when she’s happy.

  15. Rihanna in a Bikini
    jimbo
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got thunder thighs like beyonce. Makes me wanna puke. What a strange body.

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