UPDATE: Apparently Rihanna‘s tattoos are fake props for her starring role in Battleship – the movie based on the game about putting pegs in little plastic ships. Now, whether that’s more or less messed up than having a real tattoo of a gun on her thigh isn’t for me to judge. (It is.)
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what a buttugly slag. and that comes from a biker
What a stupid gun tat
Tramp stamps galore!
They’re not real tattoos. Yahoo news has it covered brah.
They are fake tattoos for a movie.
I am on Rhianna overdose. Tired of her songs, style and just general newsworthiness. Go away.
Ghetto!
I agree………….
TRAIN WRECK!
Where are the ass pics!
they didnt show the ass because of all the hail damage she has
Speaking of stamps. I feel like using a branding iron on them inner thighs. Them juicy! (non fat)
Oof, those thighs. I’m not jealous.
Those tattoos on her arm ,thigh, and forearm are FAKE. it’s for her new movie BATTLESHIP. So no she doesn’t have all those tattoos..
without the ink still yuck..
Tats aside, this bitch looked better after that “ass whooping” she took from Chris Brown…
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GODFUCKIN’DAMN!!!
Once ya get the professional makeup job scraped off her, and there’s no photoshopping or lighting specialists giving her the right light, why, ….
THAT FUCKIN’ BITCH IS FUCKIN’ UGLY AS FUCK!!
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Dammit, Fish! You gettin’ in touch with your inner Birther/’Bagger/GOPer sociopathic sadist or somethin’?!?
I mean, first, as we went into the long weekend, you upchucked on us that fugly hobag bitch from eMpTyVee. Now ya go an’ shit all over us with this bitch’s ugly-as-sin face.
Don’t make me have to get all Blackwater on ya!
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simma down now little cranky libtard.
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One more thing.
That ghetto bitch looks like her cootchie just reaks somethin’ fierce.
Just had to say it.
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I was thinking the same thing. I can almost smell it from here. Also I live in Atlanta and you could throw a fish down the street and probably hit a better looking Black beauty than Rihanna any day of the week. And some of them smell fine too. And what’s that like being a black girl named after a Fleetwood Mac song.
If I see one more article about these tats, I will scream. Are people who run these blogs really this dumb? The idiot on hollywood tuna is calling her a moron for getting tats all of her body. Really, she is the moron? How stupid will he feel when he finds out those tats are props. Dumb ass. This just further proves that anybody with 2% brain function and working fingers can run a gossip site.
Are you looking for more meaning in a gossip site?
That messed-up French one on her neck isn’t fake.
she is gutter trash
That thing is going to look like a huge cock when she wears shorts
I’d hit it.
WHats that dark spot next to her crotch?
She is so beautiful but enough with the tattoos.
she looks GROSS! NASTY!
Wow, she looks really bad without makeup artists. And she must have a terrible ass or something.
Trailer park chic.
She is such a gross skank. And she can’t sing, if you haven’t noticed. Chris Brown woke up and saw her without make up…baboom!
this is called “Uncertain” in the white world!!
wtf does that even mean.
You are a dumbass bigot captain america.
Ghetto whore, nothing more. With no talent. I keep asking myself were in the fuck did she come from. Please ignore a tramp and let her fade.
uncertain in any world ..
even planet mars !
ugly , vulgar, DIRTY DISGUSTO
a birthmark
This has always been one dumbass sick bitch. Stop posting her. There is no beauty in it!
Ghetto whore, nothing more.
True dat.
SHE IS FUCKIN’ UGLY !
LAWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!
ANOTHER BIG OL’ BUMPY HEAD…
Girl looks like Samuel Fucking Jackson.
UGLY.
It’s a negro thang. Can’t help it. Don’t be hatin’ on the girl.
But SHIT.
she’s so the poor man’s Halli BerrY
Her music is torture to me. Physically, she isn’t my type either. But, she looks good in some of the pictures (#2, for example).
she used to be so hot and then she just progressively gets weirder and weirder.. and less attractive. :-/ too bad!
Once a monkey Always a monkey, even if you dress it up, make-up, hair still a monkey.
..and I should know. My dad is a monkey and that makes ME half monkey and I attempted to dye my hair just to be different and deny myself but there was NO escape. I’m still a monkey by BLOOD.
thunda thighs
five years from now its gonna be bad
maybe not even that long
shes gonna be huge
look at those saddle bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just another homely skank when you see her with out all the make-up.
I don’t get it. This broad looks like a crack whore. You can just tell that as soon as she opens that pie hole, something annoying and selfish comes out. Oh, and a little cum dribble too.
Skank.
@Dammit
Exactly!
16 pics and no ass shots?
WTF?
This girls can travel form sublime to trashy and back so fast it’s dizzying. She’s like an inter-class teleporter.
This one is worth the rest of the set.
Wow no good no goodness sans makeup…She should grow a fringe to cover up that long forehead too.
I’d do her.
That’s one ugly hottentot.
That is a whole lot of stupid crammed into one little bikini
I love me dem jungo legs
Wildly overrated.