UPDATE: Apparently Rihanna‘s tattoos are fake props for her starring role in Battleship – the movie based on the game about putting pegs in little plastic ships. Now, whether that’s more or less messed up than having a real tattoo of a gun on her thigh isn’t for me to judge. (It is.)
- Mike Tyson wishes he smoked up with Tupac. — Doesn’t everyone? [Popeater]
- James Franco and I aren’t so different.. him and I. [Dlisted]
- Carmen Electra knows hot to get attention again. (Hint: Rhymes with “porn.”) [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lily Allen “hasn’t had an abortion yet.” That’s one way to look at it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Elisabeth Moss is getting noticeably hotter. That’s my recap. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan is apparently still considered a viable fashion model. “Mommy, I want to dress like the junkie!” [Popoholic]
- Pamela Anderson in The Worst Idea in the History of Ever. [IDLYITW]
- Ali Larter starring in a vodka commercial. While pregnant. God, I love this country. [BuzzFeed]
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dudeatdudedotdude | September 7, 2010 at 7:44 pm
what a buttugly slag. and that comes from a biker
Taz | September 7, 2010 at 7:44 pm
What a stupid gun tat
salsa | September 7, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Tramp stamps galore!
Jester | September 7, 2010 at 7:45 pm
They’re not real tattoos. Yahoo news has it covered brah.
Woofus | September 7, 2010 at 7:51 pm
I am on Rhianna overdose. Tired of her songs, style and just general newsworthiness. Go away.
Racer X | September 7, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Ghetto!
OhNoYouDidn't.. | September 7, 2010 at 8:54 pm
I agree………….
Heading to rough management classes | September 7, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Speaking of stamps. I feel like using a branding iron on them inner thighs. Them juicy! (non fat)
MrsEllis | September 7, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Oof, those thighs. I’m not jealous.
hellokittylover | September 7, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Those tattoos on her arm ,thigh, and forearm are FAKE. it’s for her new movie BATTLESHIP. So no she doesn’t have all those tattoos..
Marcus | September 7, 2010 at 8:20 pm
without the ink still yuck..
puddleduck | September 7, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Tats aside, this bitch looked better after that “ass whooping” she took from Chris Brown…
RasputinsLiver | September 7, 2010 at 8:49 pm
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GODFUCKIN’DAMN!!!
Once ya get the professional makeup job scraped off her, and there’s no photoshopping or lighting specialists giving her the right light, why, ….
THAT FUCKIN’ BITCH IS FUCKIN’ UGLY AS FUCK!!
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Dammit, Fish! You gettin’ in touch with your inner Birther/’Bagger/GOPer sociopathic sadist or somethin’?!?
I mean, first, as we went into the long weekend, you upchucked on us that fugly hobag bitch from eMpTyVee. Now ya go an’ shit all over us with this bitch’s ugly-as-sin face.
Don’t make me have to get all Blackwater on ya!
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Mike Hawk | September 7, 2010 at 10:04 pm
simma down now little cranky libtard.
RasputinsLiver | September 7, 2010 at 8:57 pm
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One more thing.
That ghetto bitch looks like her cootchie just reaks somethin’ fierce.
Just had to say it.
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Jon and Kate plus Hate | September 7, 2010 at 11:07 pm
I was thinking the same thing. I can almost smell it from here. Also I live in Atlanta and you could throw a fish down the street and probably hit a better looking Black beauty than Rihanna any day of the week. And some of them smell fine too. And what’s that like being a black girl named after a Fleetwood Mac song.
AR | September 7, 2010 at 8:58 pm
If I see one more article about these tats, I will scream. Are people who run these blogs really this dumb? The idiot on hollywood tuna is calling her a moron for getting tats all of her body. Really, she is the moron? How stupid will he feel when he finds out those tats are props. Dumb ass. This just further proves that anybody with 2% brain function and working fingers can run a gossip site.
Marcus | September 7, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Are you looking for more meaning in a gossip site?
Burt | September 8, 2010 at 12:48 am
That messed-up French one on her neck isn’t fake.
girl who likes it in da butt | September 7, 2010 at 9:07 pm
she is gutter trash
Sway | September 7, 2010 at 9:23 pm
That thing is going to look like a huge cock when she wears shorts
HackSaw | September 7, 2010 at 10:13 pm
I’d hit it.
elephantman | September 7, 2010 at 10:46 pm
she looks GROSS! NASTY!
cc | September 7, 2010 at 11:28 pm
She is such a gross skank. And she can’t sing, if you haven’t noticed. Chris Brown woke up and saw her without make up…baboom!
captain america | September 7, 2010 at 11:29 pm
this is called “Uncertain” in the white world!!
lolab | September 7, 2010 at 11:32 pm
wtf does that even mean.
Stephen | September 7, 2010 at 11:49 pm
You are a dumbass bigot captain america.
Stephen | September 7, 2010 at 11:57 pm
Ghetto whore, nothing more. With no talent. I keep asking myself were in the fuck did she come from. Please ignore a tramp and let her fade.
PUNKINHEAD SKANK | September 8, 2010 at 12:29 am
uncertain in any world ..
even planet mars !
ugly , vulgar, DIRTY DISGUSTO
Stephen | September 7, 2010 at 11:46 pm
This has always been one dumbass sick bitch. Stop posting her. There is no beauty in it!
ugh | September 7, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Ghetto whore, nothing more.
Bored with life | September 9, 2010 at 12:49 am
True dat.
PUNKINHEAD SKANK | September 8, 2010 at 12:27 am
SHE IS FUCKIN’ UGLY !
LAWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!
ANOTHER BIG OL’ BUMPY HEAD…
suck it | September 8, 2010 at 12:59 am
she used to be so hot and then she just progressively gets weirder and weirder.. and less attractive. :-/ too bad!
Blondie | September 8, 2010 at 1:32 am
Once a monkey Always a monkey, even if you dress it up, make-up, hair still a monkey.
Blondie | September 8, 2010 at 7:54 am
..and I should know. My dad is a monkey and that makes ME half monkey and I attempted to dye my hair just to be different and deny myself but there was NO escape. I’m still a monkey by BLOOD.
tod | September 8, 2010 at 8:02 am
thunda thighs
tod | September 8, 2010 at 8:05 am
five years from now its gonna be bad
maybe not even that long
shes gonna be huge
shavederic | September 8, 2010 at 9:05 am
I don’t get it. This broad looks like a crack whore. You can just tell that as soon as she opens that pie hole, something annoying and selfish comes out. Oh, and a little cum dribble too.
Skank.
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 8, 2010 at 10:49 am
Wow no good no goodness sans makeup…She should grow a fringe to cover up that long forehead too.
OneAdamTwelve | September 8, 2010 at 11:24 am
I’d do her.
Ray Sist | September 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I love me dem jungo legs
horn dog | September 8, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Wildly overrated.
Jack Sprat | September 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
She looks like Jamie Foxx with huge thighs.
Fishstix | September 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm
What I would give to be James Franco’s hand for a day….
Bored with life | September 8, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I just vomited in my mouth a little. What an ugly, no talented, cunt!
ChiChiBug | September 8, 2010 at 8:44 pm
I think Rihanna is beautiful and looks like she’s in great shape. Who amongst you wears makeup and dresses up en route to the beach? Let the girl breathe, geeze!!!
Vito | September 8, 2010 at 11:35 pm
The only thing I’m not crazy about is that flaming red hair. Looks like her scalp is on fire. Other than that I think she’s pretty hot. Love the thighs. Great tits. Super-fine ass.
Throw in her money and the fact that she swallows and you’ve got a winner.
gigi | September 10, 2010 at 2:10 am
G-d bless makeup
GREGORY JUNIOR YVES | September 11, 2010 at 7:38 pm
haiti baby is mi
Dante Calamari | September 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Ewe. Take away the make up, the air brushing, the colored contacts, the outfits, and the lighting and this is what you get. She is NOT attractive here. In fact, she looks hideous.