I Think Rihanna Likes Tattoos and Other News

September 7th, 2010 // 77 Comments

UPDATE: Apparently Rihanna‘s tattoos are fake props for her starring role in Battleship – the movie based on the game about putting pegs in little plastic ships. Now, whether that’s more or less messed up than having a real tattoo of a gun on her thigh isn’t for me to judge. (It is.)

- Mike Tyson wishes he smoked up with Tupac. — Doesn’t everyone? [Popeater]

- James Franco and I aren’t so different.. him and I. [Dlisted]

- Carmen Electra knows hot to get attention again. (Hint: Rhymes with “porn.”) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lily Allen “hasn’t had an abortion yet.” That’s one way to look at it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Elisabeth Moss is getting noticeably hotter. That’s my recap. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan is apparently still considered a viable fashion model. “Mommy, I want to dress like the junkie!” [Popoholic]

- Pamela Anderson in The Worst Idea in the History of Ever. [IDLYITW]

- Ali Larter starring in a vodka commercial. While pregnant. God, I love this country. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. what a buttugly slag. and that comes from a biker

  2. Taz

    What a stupid gun tat

  3. salsa

    Tramp stamps galore!

  4. Jester

    They’re not real tattoos. Yahoo news has it covered brah.

  5. Rihanna in a Bikini
    BOBBO
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    They are fake tattoos for a movie.

  6. Woofus

    I am on Rhianna overdose. Tired of her songs, style and just general newsworthiness. Go away.

  7. Racer X

    Ghetto!

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    CerealKiller
    Commented on this photo:

    TRAIN WRECK!

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    Dammit
    Commented on this photo:

    Where are the ass pics!

  10. Heading to rough management classes

    Speaking of stamps. I feel like using a branding iron on them inner thighs. Them juicy! (non fat)

  11. MrsEllis

    Oof, those thighs. I’m not jealous.

  12. hellokittylover

    Those tattoos on her arm ,thigh, and forearm are FAKE. it’s for her new movie BATTLESHIP. So no she doesn’t have all those tattoos..

  13. Marcus

    without the ink still yuck..

  14. puddleduck

    Tats aside, this bitch looked better after that “ass whooping” she took from Chris Brown…

  15. RasputinsLiver

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    GODFUCKIN’DAMN!!!

    Once ya get the professional makeup job scraped off her, and there’s no photoshopping or lighting specialists giving her the right light, why, ….

    THAT FUCKIN’ BITCH IS FUCKIN’ UGLY AS FUCK!!

    *

    Dammit, Fish! You gettin’ in touch with your inner Birther/’Bagger/GOPer sociopathic sadist or somethin’?!?

    I mean, first, as we went into the long weekend, you upchucked on us that fugly hobag bitch from eMpTyVee. Now ya go an’ shit all over us with this bitch’s ugly-as-sin face.

    Don’t make me have to get all Blackwater on ya!

    *

  16. RasputinsLiver

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    One more thing.

    That ghetto bitch looks like her cootchie just reaks somethin’ fierce.

    Just had to say it.

    *

    • Jon and Kate plus Hate

      I was thinking the same thing. I can almost smell it from here. Also I live in Atlanta and you could throw a fish down the street and probably hit a better looking Black beauty than Rihanna any day of the week. And some of them smell fine too. And what’s that like being a black girl named after a Fleetwood Mac song.

  17. AR

    If I see one more article about these tats, I will scream. Are people who run these blogs really this dumb? The idiot on hollywood tuna is calling her a moron for getting tats all of her body. Really, she is the moron? How stupid will he feel when he finds out those tats are props. Dumb ass. This just further proves that anybody with 2% brain function and working fingers can run a gossip site.

  18. girl who likes it in da butt

    she is gutter trash

  19. That thing is going to look like a huge cock when she wears shorts

  20. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

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    Danielle
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    WHats that dark spot next to her crotch?

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    breadman311
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so beautiful but enough with the tattoos.

  23. elephantman

    she looks GROSS! NASTY!

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    Daryl G.
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she looks really bad without makeup artists. And she must have a terrible ass or something.

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    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Trailer park chic.

  26. cc

    She is such a gross skank. And she can’t sing, if you haven’t noticed. Chris Brown woke up and saw her without make up…baboom!

  27. captain america

    this is called “Uncertain” in the white world!!

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    lolab
    Commented on this photo:

    a birthmark

  29. Stephen

    This has always been one dumbass sick bitch. Stop posting her. There is no beauty in it!

  30. ugh

    Ghetto whore, nothing more.

  31. PUNKINHEAD SKANK

    SHE IS FUCKIN’ UGLY !
    LAWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!
    ANOTHER BIG OL’ BUMPY HEAD…

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    Eric Saarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl looks like Samuel Fucking Jackson.
    UGLY.
    It’s a negro thang. Can’t help it. Don’t be hatin’ on the girl.
    But SHIT.

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    ahhemmm
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s so the poor man’s Halli BerrY

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    Burt
    Commented on this photo:

    Her music is torture to me. Physically, she isn’t my type either. But, she looks good in some of the pictures (#2, for example).

  35. suck it

    she used to be so hot and then she just progressively gets weirder and weirder.. and less attractive. :-/ too bad!

  36. Blondie

    Once a monkey Always a monkey, even if you dress it up, make-up, hair still a monkey.

    • Blondie

      ..and I should know. My dad is a monkey and that makes ME half monkey and I attempted to dye my hair just to be different and deny myself but there was NO escape. I’m still a monkey by BLOOD.

  37. tod

    thunda thighs

  38. tod

    five years from now its gonna be bad
    maybe not even that long
    shes gonna be huge

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    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    look at those saddle bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    IbdaJudge
    Commented on this photo:

    Just another homely skank when you see her with out all the make-up.

  41. shavederic

    I don’t get it. This broad looks like a crack whore. You can just tell that as soon as she opens that pie hole, something annoying and selfish comes out. Oh, and a little cum dribble too.

    Skank.

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    Assman
    Commented on this photo:

    @Dammit

    Exactly!

    16 pics and no ass shots?

    WTF?

  43. Rihanna in a Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    This girls can travel form sublime to trashy and back so fast it’s dizzying. She’s like an inter-class teleporter.

  44. Rihanna in a Bikini
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    This one is worth the rest of the set.

  45. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Wow no good no goodness sans makeup…She should grow a fringe to cover up that long forehead too.

  46. OneAdamTwelve

    I’d do her.

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    Jim
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    That’s one ugly hottentot.

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    RebelMinion
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    That is a whole lot of stupid crammed into one little bikini

  49. Ray Sist

    I love me dem jungo legs

  50. horn dog

    Wildly overrated.

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