I Laughed At This Way Harder Than I Probably Should Have And Other News

The Superficial / January 8, 2013

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt picked a completely different comic book movie than Justice League or Guardians of the Galaxy. (Really nerding out today, I know.) [Just Jared]

- Kristen Wiig used to be friends with Drew Barrymore until Kristen started banging Drew’s ex-boyfriend. Here’s how she’s taking that. [Lainey Gossip]

- You’re supposed to believe Kim Kardashian turned down $3 million for pictures of her baby. [Dlisted]

- ’80s Supermodels: Then & Now [theCHIVE]

- The real surprising news here is that Kyle XY is the name of a TV show and not the number one selling gay lube. [Gossip Cop]

- Alex Jones is going to travel back in time to 1776 if Piers Morgan takes his guns. Or something. [BuzzFeed]

- Like Jessica Chastain? Watch Lawless, thank me later. [Popoholic]

- Mama June proves we’ve reached the threshold of make-overs. [TooFab]

- This is Men’s Health Hottest Woman of 2013? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Samuel L. Jackson wants Spielberg to know he hated the ending of Lincoln. [FilmDrunk]

- Kate Upton (I’m not even going to bother typing anything else after her name.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Amy Winehouse’s official cause of death is alcohol poisoning if anyone still cares. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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