I Found The Great Pumpkins: A Jersey Shore Halloween Post

November 1st, 2010 // 80 Comments

Because we’re literally two steps away from being ruled by apes – And not even the super-evolved, smart kind. I’m talking the ones who spend all day masturbating in a tree. (Okay, maybe they are super-evolved.) – the cast members of Jersey Shore hosted Halloween parties across the country. For brevity/my own sanity’s sake, I tossed them all into one convenient post for your viewing pleasure:

The Girls:
- JWoww at DUSK in Atlantic City. Costume: “How to Stop Priests From Molesting Choir Boys.”
- Snooki at Jet in Vegas. Costume: Pickleonia, Slam-Pig Empress of the Landfill.

The Guys:
- The Situation at Jet in Vegas. Costume: Guy ready to overpay a hooker to maintain the illusion women don’t immediately sew their vaginas shut after two seconds of conversation.
- Pauly D at The Palms in Vegas. Costume: What he (erroneously) hopes to God straight DJs wear in Vegas. “Now is not the time to drop that bomb,” he probably told The Situation over pedis.
- Whoever this last one is. Honestly, I didn’t recognize him, so just to be safe, he should probably uppercut Snooki into a coma so I know he’s part of the group. It’s the only way.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to meticulously insert C4 into a bunch of banana peels. We’ll see who gets the last feces-throw, apes. We’ll see…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. Pauly D Halloween 2010
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    Justin Bieber? lol I hope so

  2. Pauly D Halloween 2010
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    It’s odd seeing Pauly D with his hair down (seems like an odd thing to say about a dude)

  3. Mama Pinkus

    looks like she attended the Heidi Montag School of Self-Esteem

  4. JWoww Halloween 2010
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    lipo belly!!!

  5. JWoww Halloween 2010
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    tummy tuck alert!

  6. JWoww Halloween 2010
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    how old is this bitch? she looks fucking haggard in every picture

  7. one legged

    “Because we’re literally two steps away from being ruled by apes”
    more like -two steps away from being ruled by gays-
    i live in the gayest city in the world, so i might have a weird opinion. but try watching normal people tv…

  8. Snooki Halloween 2010
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    First, Skank!

  9. Grace

    Eh, PaulyD went as Justin Bieber, hence the hair and purple jacket.

  10. The Situation 2010
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    hahaha I second that lol, he didnt even have to try

  11. Pauly D Halloween 2010
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    The best smile on televison!!! sooo cute

  12. Pauly D Halloween 2010
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    I absolutely HATE this show, but Paul looks so hot when his hair doesn’t look like a porcupine…and that smile…

  13. JWoww Halloween 2010
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    :O she definitely did

  14. Snooki Halloween 2010
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    Is she supposed to be a troll?

  15. joe

    I don’t like j wowo, very annoying. However, sometimes, i want to
    grudge f – her.

  16. Snooki Halloween 2010
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    HAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! pig with makeup

  17. spanks

    how much plastic surgery did he have? he cant even move his upper lip> i guess roids makes you look older

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