Because we’re literally two steps away from being ruled by apes – And not even the super-evolved, smart kind. I’m talking the ones who spend all day masturbating in a tree. (Okay, maybe they are super-evolved.) – the cast members of Jersey Shore hosted Halloween parties across the country. For brevity/my own sanity’s sake, I tossed them all into one convenient post for your viewing pleasure:
The Girls:
- JWoww at DUSK in Atlantic City. Costume: “How to Stop Priests From Molesting Choir Boys.”
- Snooki at Jet in Vegas. Costume: Pickleonia, Slam-Pig Empress of the Landfill.
The Guys:
- The Situation at Jet in Vegas. Costume: Guy ready to overpay a hooker to maintain the illusion women don’t immediately sew their vaginas shut after two seconds of conversation.
- Pauly D at The Palms in Vegas. Costume: What he (erroneously) hopes to God straight DJs wear in Vegas. “Now is not the time to drop that bomb,” he probably told The Situation over pedis.
- Whoever this last one is. Honestly, I didn’t recognize him, so just to be safe, he should probably uppercut Snooki into a coma so I know he’s part of the group. It’s the only way.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to meticulously insert C4 into a bunch of banana peels. We’ll see who gets the last feces-throw, apes. We’ll see…
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The last one Dennis Quaid
*facepalm*
who’s the first racist to say we’re already ruled by an ape?
i got dibbs on Cock Dr.
MY GOD POST MISS WORLD USA ALREADY!!!!!
He’s in good shape
He sure is…fucking better then me and I’m almost half his age :(
What’s with the breast cupping man (judging by the hairy arm) while the (possible) female holds an owl?
A bird in the hand is worth two and a bush perhaps?
haha thats dennis motherf****n quaid
nice
That last one looks like Randy Quaid dressed as a Douchebag.
Biff’s an atheist but these photos make him wish there was an old fashioned kind of God and that this God would hurl fireballs and shit at the Earth and specifically New Jersey.
I hope God also hurls a fireball at you idiots who are too stupid to realize that most of theses actors are really New Yorkers.
Titties!
…………………..her NAVEL looks weird, folks!!
*vommit*
Assuming I could tape her mouth shut, and had a bullet-proof condom,….and be on the other side of the continent from her friends – I would bang J-Woww stupider.
id do the schoolgirl one..
jwhore looks hot
Agreed Dude. She looks very hot in these pictures.
Um I hate it when old-looking women wear school uniforms trying to pass for jailbait, they can’t pull it off. It just looks pathetic
I’m just wondering how many time these girls are spending a day making poses in front of a mirror and pulling faces.
Is she trying to get rid of that ‘plastic doll’ look of hers? She’d look rather more sophisticated (for a Jersey Shore) this time.
WTF is that to the left of her?
Looks like the guy from the movie Powder
So, all along there was sweet fluff like this on Jersey Shore, and you dumbass dumbfuck dumbos (triple D! get it?) kept posting pics of Snooki?
I vow to destroy you.
But first, this important message
You’re hired!
i think that’s the motherf****n point.
bahahah, nicely done, Dennis Quaid.
Where is she trick or treating, I want to fill her candy box…No seriously
My bet would be she was only tricking
Wow
SHE LIKES TO FUCK “strangers in the night”!!
Snookie has some serious nose hair action in #16.
Pretty sure that’s dennis quaid
I’m Mitt Romney and I Approve this Message
This thread appears to have been up for a few hours now. So where are all the posts from gay guys and envious women going: “Ewww a woman who isn’t Rosie Odonnel, she’s so gross/nasty/ugly/fat”?
Dennis Quaid FTW!
Yes, most times she looks very butch with big tits. She actually looks really good here for a change.
You know, I never thought I write this, but J-Wow is a cute girl ruined by fake boobs, most likely venereal disease, and New Jersey.
Ho ho ho, Green Giant!
Or, maybe “bride of green giant” or something.
This is a stupid costume & an even stupider spray tan. But…
…at his age, with that body, he sure as hell puts the Jersey Shore meatheads to shame.
When did she get prettier? This is the second shot of her where she actually looks good…(still cheap and trashy…but like pretty somehow.)
Wow, someone needs to trim their nose hair.
When is Obama dropping a SWAT team on the Situation for a clandestine vasectomy operation? This is the sort of thing that I elected him for.
Damn!! Hot damn…Dennis been taking care of himself, even with two twins. Great Daddy, I bet.
Lookin’ good:)
She’s dressed as Tila Tequila
that is dennis quaid ahaha thats classic
I’d totally hit that! JWowww is damn sexy… in a skanky way.
I totally agree, despite feeling terrible about myself for doing so.
Nice to see Snooki supporting the Movember cause.
I feel completely embarassed to say this but: I want J-Woww. She looks really hot in these pictures and has actually toned down her butchiness it seems. She IS a girl!!!
Credit to the woman & the little Ewok for decent costumes & getting the tits out.
Guys: you fail.
She definetly had a tummy tuck……. look at her belly button!
Pea soup nail polish??? EWW
I think PaulyD’s costume is Gabe Saporta from Cobra Starship? Obscure. I like it.
damn! why don’t we get to see more of her and less of that cow snooki?
Right! And why *never* any pics of Sammi – she has the best bod on that garbage heap of a “show.” Hottest legs ever.
Good costume.
I know what he’s supposed to be – a douche bag!
am I the only one who gets reminded of the TV show STRANGERS WITH CANDY
The comedy central tv show When I see JWoww?
Wow so Shrek Got a new Haircut, He looks nice, Is he still doing Broadway… Oh wait,
IS snooki supposed to be dressed as a bugger? She kinda reminds me of
one
Okay, so Snooki is the Queen of Pickles hahahahahaha. Appropriate cause when I think of her I imagine her smelling of Dill and Vinegar. BTW, Dennis Quaid? Fucker has been working out!!! Good on him, shows that men over 30 can still stay in good shape and have fun!!!
Dennis used to be so damned hot.
*sigh*
I need to rent “The Big Easy” and rid these images from my memory.