I Found The Great Pumpkins: A Jersey Shore Halloween Post

November 1st, 2010 // 80 Comments

Because we’re literally two steps away from being ruled by apes – And not even the super-evolved, smart kind. I’m talking the ones who spend all day masturbating in a tree. (Okay, maybe they are super-evolved.) – the cast members of Jersey Shore hosted Halloween parties across the country. For brevity/my own sanity’s sake, I tossed them all into one convenient post for your viewing pleasure:

The Girls:
- JWoww at DUSK in Atlantic City. Costume: “How to Stop Priests From Molesting Choir Boys.”
- Snooki at Jet in Vegas. Costume: Pickleonia, Slam-Pig Empress of the Landfill.

The Guys:
- The Situation at Jet in Vegas. Costume: Guy ready to overpay a hooker to maintain the illusion women don’t immediately sew their vaginas shut after two seconds of conversation.
- Pauly D at The Palms in Vegas. Costume: What he (erroneously) hopes to God straight DJs wear in Vegas. “Now is not the time to drop that bomb,” he probably told The Situation over pedis.
- Whoever this last one is. Honestly, I didn’t recognize him, so just to be safe, he should probably uppercut Snooki into a coma so I know he’s part of the group. It’s the only way.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to meticulously insert C4 into a bunch of banana peels. We’ll see who gets the last feces-throw, apes. We’ll see…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Zeus

    The last one Dennis Quaid

  2. Ash Bones

    He’s in good shape

  3. JWoww Halloween 2010
    BIOB
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the breast cupping man (judging by the hairy arm) while the (possible) female holds an owl?
    A bird in the hand is worth two and a bush perhaps?

  4. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    manny
    Commented on this photo:

    haha thats dennis motherf****n quaid

  5. elaine12qw

    nice

  6. Jason

    That last one looks like Randy Quaid dressed as a Douchebag.

  7. Biff Dickslap

    Biff’s an atheist but these photos make him wish there was an old fashioned kind of God and that this God would hurl fireballs and shit at the Earth and specifically New Jersey.

    • Johnny Cage

      I hope God also hurls a fireball at you idiots who are too stupid to realize that most of theses actors are really New Yorkers.

  8. JWoww Halloween 2010
    Larry Lawrence
    Commented on this photo:

    Titties!

  9. captain america

    …………………..her NAVEL looks weird, folks!!

  10. Snooki Halloween 2010
    123
    Commented on this photo:

    *vommit*

  11. JWoww Halloween 2010
    Flyalotgetdrunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Assuming I could tape her mouth shut, and had a bullet-proof condom,….and be on the other side of the continent from her friends – I would bang J-Woww stupider.

  12. JWoww Halloween 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    id do the schoolgirl one..

  13. Gando

    I’m just wondering how many time these girls are spending a day making poses in front of a mirror and pulling faces.

    • Rhialto

      Is she trying to get rid of that ‘plastic doll’ look of hers? She’d look rather more sophisticated (for a Jersey Shore) this time.

  14. JWoww Halloween 2010
    Lobster
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is that to the left of her?
    Looks like the guy from the movie Powder

  15. welldoneson

    So, all along there was sweet fluff like this on Jersey Shore, and you dumbass dumbfuck dumbos (triple D! get it?) kept posting pics of Snooki?
    I vow to destroy you.

    But first, this important message

  16. JWoww Halloween 2010
    Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re hired!

  17. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    Ash
    Commented on this photo:

    i think that’s the motherf****n point.

  18. bahahah, nicely done, Dennis Quaid.

  19. The real truth about rough

    Where is she trick or treating, I want to fill her candy box…No seriously

  20. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    Greg
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow

  21. captain america

    SHE LIKES TO FUCK “strangers in the night”!!

  22. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    ZigZagZoey
    Commented on this photo:

    Snookie has some serious nose hair action in #16.

  23. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty sure that’s dennis quaid

  24. Mitt Romney

    I’m Mitt Romney and I Approve this Message

  25. Johnny Cage

    This thread appears to have been up for a few hours now. So where are all the posts from gay guys and envious women going: “Ewww a woman who isn’t Rosie Odonnel, she’s so gross/nasty/ugly/fat”?

  26. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Dennis Quaid FTW!

  27. isitin

    Yes, most times she looks very butch with big tits. She actually looks really good here for a change.

  28. You know, I never thought I write this, but J-Wow is a cute girl ruined by fake boobs, most likely venereal disease, and New Jersey.

  29. Ho ho ho, Green Giant!

    Or, maybe “bride of green giant” or something.

  30. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    ctti
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a stupid costume & an even stupider spray tan. But…

    …at his age, with that body, he sure as hell puts the Jersey Shore meatheads to shame.

  31. Bleubook

    When did she get prettier? This is the second shot of her where she actually looks good…(still cheap and trashy…but like pretty somehow.)

  32. Snooki Halloween 2010
    Lurch
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, someone needs to trim their nose hair.

  33. mensa

    When is Obama dropping a SWAT team on the Situation for a clandestine vasectomy operation? This is the sort of thing that I elected him for.

  34. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    Anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn!! Hot damn…Dennis been taking care of himself, even with two twins. Great Daddy, I bet.

    Lookin’ good:)

  35. rican

    She’s dressed as Tila Tequila

  36. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    poopsmith
    Commented on this photo:

    that is dennis quaid ahaha thats classic

  37. JayZzZ

    I’d totally hit that! JWowww is damn sexy… in a skanky way.

  38. Nice to see Snooki supporting the Movember cause.

  39. I feel completely embarassed to say this but: I want J-Woww. She looks really hot in these pictures and has actually toned down her butchiness it seems. She IS a girl!!!

  40. JWoww Halloween 2010
    ABeauty22
    Commented on this photo:

    She definetly had a tummy tuck……. look at her belly button!

  41. Snooki Halloween 2010
    ABeauty22
    Commented on this photo:

    Pea soup nail polish??? EWW

  42. Pauly D Halloween 2010
    Xander Harris
    Commented on this photo:

    I think PaulyD’s costume is Gabe Saporta from Cobra Starship? Obscure. I like it.

  43. music fan

    damn! why don’t we get to see more of her and less of that cow snooki?

    • horn dog

      Right! And why *never* any pics of Sammi – she has the best bod on that garbage heap of a “show.” Hottest legs ever.

  44. Snooki Halloween 2010
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Good costume.

  45. The Situation 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    I know what he’s supposed to be – a douche bag!

  46. bannana

    am I the only one who gets reminded of the TV show STRANGERS WITH CANDY
    The comedy central tv show When I see JWoww?

  47. golden

    Wow so Shrek Got a new Haircut, He looks nice, Is he still doing Broadway… Oh wait,
    IS snooki supposed to be dressed as a bugger? She kinda reminds me of
    one

  48. Okay, so Snooki is the Queen of Pickles hahahahahaha. Appropriate cause when I think of her I imagine her smelling of Dill and Vinegar. BTW, Dennis Quaid? Fucker has been working out!!! Good on him, shows that men over 30 can still stay in good shape and have fun!!!

  49. Dennis Quaid Halloween 2010
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Dennis used to be so damned hot.
    *sigh*
    I need to rent “The Big Easy” and rid these images from my memory.

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