‘I Done Looks Good in this Bikini.’

August 25th, 2010 // 94 Comments

Per the conditions of her conservatorship, Britney Spears is entitled to wear a bikini once every six months for good behavior, so here she is in Hawaii yesterday reminding everyone she kind of works out and still has two tattoos above her vagina for general elegance. There was talk of removing them, but I believe her arguments were “Shit ain’t right,”; “They get me free Strawbucks” and holding Jayden hostage with a butter knife only to realize she grabbed the dog. “Nuh uh, y’all, Jayden’s all furry, too. Shut up.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Britney Spears
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    i would my screen name . Daang she looks good enough for a meal.

  2. Valerie Smith

    BRITNET looks AMAZING! Her body is a 10! not too thin and not too thick. Everything looks tight and tanned. PERFECTION! Shes working out and staying in shape because shes a spokes model for a clothing line. Shes contracted to have a great body. The pix of her are REAL. Even im jealous of her! You people are funny LOL. #1 Britney has NEVER had a boob job. Shes always had the same size rack. #2 her big “secret” that she didnt want revealed was that she suffers from ADHD. The reason why she didnt want that exposed was due to her court hearings regarding the custody of her children. People act as if she had killed someone.. She shaved her head! BIG DEAL! Hair grows back! I could see people flipping out if she had gotten a sex change or something that was permanent to her body! And back when she was taken to the hospital for acting “crazy” she was immediately released because shes NOT crazy. She was on a pill craze. Yet that nutty girl from the hills can rearrange her face and nobody says a word about her. Britney looks AWESOME! let the girl BE!

  3. Alli Watermelon

    I love when people call her dumpy and fat. Apparently they aren’t looking at the same photos I am. Pictures #3 & #4 are prime examples as to what fat people do NOT look like. She’s muscular and athletic. It’s not her body people should be concerned about…it’s her hair and constant terror wardrobes.

    • Agreed ! She looks like shit one day and the next set of photos are fucking hot ! That ass is incredible, unlike these wafes that strut their skinny asses with ribs poppin out.

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  6. Britney Spears
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    Get a life, she is a performer that dances, A LOT. Her calves will look a lot different over people who simply work out in a gym.
    She has had those legs all her life and when she was much younger some said the same, the difference over yo from her is she actually DOES work out and dance and you sit in your lounge and eat stuff that makes YOU fat.

  7. Ronen

    I remember back when she released her second album, I would have begged and ached to fuck the shit out of that bangin bod of her’s. Now, 10 years later, the girls I actually DO fuck make her look like a moldy 4 month loaf of crusty ass bread…. I hate you Brit, why couldn’t you stay “not a girl not yet a woman” back when you were so fine I would have dug my tongue up your asshole. Now you just look like something came out of your asshole… :()

    • Alli Watermelon

      Ronen, love, no need to make up stories. No one is here to judge you or the sloth’s you “fuck”.

  8. Britney Spears
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    Britney looks fantastic. we need to change our laws so the low lifes can’t film her while she is having private time. She came a long way – NO LEAVE HER ALONE

  9. Dates Agency

    really hot brietney..
    i like it………

  10. The hair, sunglasses and wal-mart lipstick says trailer park yard sale but that ass says FUCK ME !!!

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  12. Britney Spears
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    Whatever!…… fake extensions showing, needs to tighten, and tone up her abs. She is kind of pretty too. Kind of.

  13. Britney Spears
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    But you know what? At least the back of her head doesn’t look like she was attacked by some bird of prey… well played Britney, well played.

  14. dr 90210

    A little lipo on the waist and sides would not hurt she’s built like sponge bob square pants.

  15. Britney Spears
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    just found some naked pics of Brit and those “two tattoos” are actually one large one…what we are seeing are the tips of a football goal post

  16. Britney Spears
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    not the back of the head that I’d be concerned with, it is the top of her head that I’d be concentrating on…when it gets time to be looking at the back of her head, I will be watching the game…or looking at the pretty little brown eye…

  17. Britney Spears
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    I’d let her shit on my chest just so I could see her asshole work…

  18. Britney Spears
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    the hair’s gotta go.

  19. Britney Spears
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    I think Britts fine as hell an same with jessica simpson.I’d sell ma soul 4 a date lol

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