‘I Done Looks Good in this Bikini.’

Per the conditions of her conservatorship, Britney Spears is entitled to wear a bikini once every six months for good behavior, so here she is in Hawaii yesterday reminding everyone she kind of works out and still has two tattoos above her vagina for general elegance. There was talk of removing them, but I believe her arguments were “Shit ain’t right,”; “They get me free Strawbucks” and holding Jayden hostage with a butter knife only to realize she grabbed the dog. “Nuh uh, y’all, Jayden’s all furry, too. Shut up.”

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