Per the conditions of her conservatorship, Britney Spears is entitled to wear a bikini once every six months for good behavior, so here she is in Hawaii yesterday reminding everyone she kind of works out and still has two tattoos above her vagina for general elegance. There was talk of removing them, but I believe her arguments were “Shit ain’t right,”; “They get me free Strawbucks” and holding Jayden hostage with a butter knife only to realize she grabbed the dog. “Nuh uh, y’all, Jayden’s all furry, too. Shut up.”
Photos: Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 11:34 am
lose the towel, let’s see that ass!
CARLO | August 25, 2010 at 3:39 pm
those boobs are real…all that hype when she was young and firm were over a push up bra!!! I’m OK with that but still…so obvious
Bimbamboing | August 25, 2010 at 11:36 am
From who did she take over this body folks?!
CARLO | August 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm
she
s average for Orange County ya’ll. I have friends with posters of her on their wall and I just don’t get it.
A lot of these celebs are just short and dumpy in person. Kim K, Brit, Kourtney K, Vanessa Hudgens, and so many more…why is this world so in love with little people?
I like em tall and firm like Cameron Diaz and Nicole Kidman. Keep the under 5’5″ chicks for the midgets
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2010 at 1:01 am
Out of all the taller, MUCH more attractive women you could have named….you name Cameron Clown Face Diaz and Nicole Witch Face Kidman? Really? My husband is 6’2″ and I’m maybe 5’1″…and I promise you, there are no complaints. Have fun with your non-shapely women like Diaz and Kidman lol.
Karen | August 25, 2010 at 11:38 am
Shit Ain’t Right!
Jessesgirl | August 25, 2010 at 11:39 am
She’s actually thinner than Mischa Barton. Mischa Barton is pseudo-thin. However fat that bitch gets, someone will say “how does someone so thin have no cellulite?”
boogeyman King Dong | August 25, 2010 at 11:42 am
Is there very recently somewhere found a bodiless head?
Willie Dixon | August 25, 2010 at 11:47 am
She’s pulling a Kardashian by covering her ass with a hand…and a towel.
keepin it rough | August 25, 2010 at 11:50 am
I am putting out a bounty on the head of who ever thought her how to do THAT with the towel back there. How dare they….
keepin it rough | August 25, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Or taught for that matter both applies…
Nero | August 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
The.good.girl.has.quite.a.nice.tan.
ugottabekidding | August 25, 2010 at 11:54 am
I hate to say that I think I’m actually starting to like this girl. She’s a total hot mess, but she knows it, owns it and looks damn happy about it. lol So, kudos to you, Miss Spears.
However, as she is in my dead pool, I must still hope for her unfortunate demise.
Deacon Jones | August 25, 2010 at 11:56 am
I love her, but I think she should get another boob job.
A nice set of the new silicon, “tear drop” implants would look fucking great on her.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 12:22 pm
u/g im tellin ya resist the longshots. til her conservatorship’s over she’s in pretty much zero danger. other than mayb texting and driving
ugottabekidding | August 25, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Yea, I know dude, but all those names you listed before are people I’ve never even heard of. Again, this is my first year in the pool, so I’m a rookie. I’ve been doing some reasearch for next year. Good lookin’ out though. ;)
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 4:25 pm
yep google the shit out of phrases like “diagnosed with cancer”, “advanced stages of cancer”, etc. a number of ppl in my pool i hadnt heard of either. but wiki who you find and see who’s sounds like they’re on their last lap~ oh, and get on thedeadpool’s website–we’ll compare notes in january :D
FrankNfrtr | August 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Brit looks good in a thick kinda way.
The agent/boyfriend resembles Billy Bob Thornton.
He needs to just keep giving her so much sex & Starbucks that she’s too tired for shenanigans.
If he doesn’t Daddy Spears will find a replacement stud to keep his cash cow happy.
Photoshop Police | August 25, 2010 at 12:05 pm
damn you, towel!
DeepThroat | August 25, 2010 at 12:13 pm
I just noticed she has the neck of a defensive lineman.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 12:20 pm
she doesnt have audrey hepburn’s neck but come on, a DE’s neck has an 8pack of hot dogs round the back. she’s sloppy but not terribly fat
Queef | August 25, 2010 at 12:24 pm
That pig could kick-start a locomotive.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Jeg foretrekke Norsk kvinner.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm
oops meant that for the elin article..
but yeah brit if you’re gona cover anything make it those fucking hair extensions. thank god no closeups this time
stevebeagle | August 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm
KANKLES
flesh | August 25, 2010 at 6:01 pm
chubby calfes
no waistline
thunder thighs like Hillary Clinton
towel covers up dipple ass
n a s t y ……..
sasha! | August 25, 2010 at 6:32 pm
OMG!GET A LIFE!
I MEAN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT HER SEXY ASS?
YOU WILL NEVER BE HOT LIKE SHE IS!
GET A LIFE DUMBASS!
flesh | August 25, 2010 at 9:39 pm
how much do you weigh?
oink, oink …….
bobo | August 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Obvious troll is obvious.
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 25, 2010 at 1:26 pm
NICE BIKINI LOL HAIR
HAILEY | August 25, 2010 at 1:27 pm
POOP
Sheena | August 25, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Damn, hate to admit it but Trailer Trash Barbie there has a pretty decent bod going for her, all things considered. Good on ya, Brit-Brit.
But the hair is still a hot mess!
music fan | August 25, 2010 at 2:09 pm
I’d fuck her brains out!….oh wait some one beat me to it!
donl | August 25, 2010 at 2:53 pm
i’d bang her ” blond ” puss
Alex | August 25, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Fish, did you get raped by a person from the South? You seem to have a certain level of hostility when you make fun of celebrities from the South. It starts out funny, but then you start beating it to death. I remember a whole narrative you wrote that was borderline mental, ranting about how stupid NASCAR is and various other southern stereotypical things. I assure you, not everyone from the South is stupid. I mean, we had a two-term President from Arkansas that could get away with anything; could go on national television and lie and everyone still couldn’t help but love him. That has to count for something.
LuvdaBoobies | August 25, 2010 at 7:55 pm
……(begin fade away as Alex reaches down from the bed to set the laptop on the floor, then rolls back voer to his sweetie to say “Hey sis…I told that Fish of REEEEL good!!!”)
Victoria | August 25, 2010 at 3:53 pm
She looks like Courtney Love a little
spot | August 25, 2010 at 4:16 pm
pic #4: i’d get in that so deep my balls would be hi-fiving her pussy
momo | August 27, 2010 at 6:12 am
and prolly slapping off of mine, because she is definitely riding me while I play with those tits…there is absolutely nothing wrong with Brit getting DP’d…
bren | August 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Brit is looking good and acting even better,good luck Brit glad your well!
sasha! | August 25, 2010 at 6:31 pm
OMG!this is SO HOT!
like DUH!
Im in love with Britney!
She is the Queen
not ugly bitch GaGa!
BRITNEY ROCKS GAGA SUCKS!
BRITNEY IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER!
LOVE YOU!
YOU ARE STRONG WOMAN…I WISH I CAN MEET YOU!
SEXY GIRL…
Bored with life | August 25, 2010 at 7:16 pm
What no Vag shot?
jim T | August 25, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Hey she is wearing the bottom half and not showing her hootch, she is learning.
LuvdaBoobies | August 25, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Given how good she looks here…I’d fuck her…I just don’t know if I’d be able to stand the ashtray mouth.
nosnob | August 25, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Pleeese….spare me!
captain america | August 26, 2010 at 12:22 am
………..the other 1.5 milion american women I wish “Good Luck” at the gym!!
Valerie Smith | August 26, 2010 at 12:49 am
BRITNET looks AMAZING! Her body is a 10! not too thin and not too thick. Everything looks tight and tanned. PERFECTION! Shes working out and staying in shape because shes a spokes model for a clothing line. Shes contracted to have a great body. The pix of her are REAL. Even im jealous of her! You people are funny LOL. #1 Britney has NEVER had a boob job. Shes always had the same size rack. #2 her big “secret” that she didnt want revealed was that she suffers from ADHD. The reason why she didnt want that exposed was due to her court hearings regarding the custody of her children. People act as if she had killed someone.. She shaved her head! BIG DEAL! Hair grows back! I could see people flipping out if she had gotten a sex change or something that was permanent to her body! And back when she was taken to the hospital for acting “crazy” she was immediately released because shes NOT crazy. She was on a pill craze. Yet that nutty girl from the hills can rearrange her face and nobody says a word about her. Britney looks AWESOME! let the girl BE!
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2010 at 1:08 am
I love when people call her dumpy and fat. Apparently they aren’t looking at the same photos I am. Pictures #3 & #4 are prime examples as to what fat people do NOT look like. She’s muscular and athletic. It’s not her body people should be concerned about…it’s her hair and constant terror wardrobes.
frisbeeken | August 26, 2010 at 9:03 am
Agreed ! She looks like shit one day and the next set of photos are fucking hot ! That ass is incredible, unlike these wafes that strut their skinny asses with ribs poppin out.
SimplyAghast | August 26, 2010 at 3:01 am
ANOTHER BRAINLESS HOLLYWOOD “WOMAN”. “‘DUH’”, Y’ALL”? CAME FROM BEING SOUTHERN TRAILER TRAST TO STARDOM? LOLOL WHAT A LAUGH.
SimplyAghast | August 26, 2010 at 3:02 am
CORRECTION — TRASH
Ronen | August 26, 2010 at 5:22 am
I remember back when she released her second album, I would have begged and ached to fuck the shit out of that bangin bod of her’s. Now, 10 years later, the girls I actually DO fuck make her look like a moldy 4 month loaf of crusty ass bread…. I hate you Brit, why couldn’t you stay “not a girl not yet a woman” back when you were so fine I would have dug my tongue up your asshole. Now you just look like something came out of your asshole… :()
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Ronen, love, no need to make up stories. No one is here to judge you or the sloth’s you “fuck”.
Dates Agency | August 26, 2010 at 8:55 am
really hot brietney..
i like it………
frisbeeken | August 26, 2010 at 9:00 am
The hair, sunglasses and wal-mart lipstick says trailer park yard sale but that ass says FUCK ME !!!
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dr 90210 | August 26, 2010 at 11:01 pm
A little lipo on the waist and sides would not hurt she’s built like sponge bob square pants.