‘I Done Looks Good in this Bikini.’

August 25th, 2010 // 94 Comments

Per the conditions of her conservatorship, Britney Spears is entitled to wear a bikini once every six months for good behavior, so here she is in Hawaii yesterday reminding everyone she kind of works out and still has two tattoos above her vagina for general elegance. There was talk of removing them, but I believe her arguments were “Shit ain’t right,”; “They get me free Strawbucks” and holding Jayden hostage with a butter knife only to realize she grabbed the dog. “Nuh uh, y’all, Jayden’s all furry, too. Shut up.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Britney Spears
    Mike Hawk
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    Her ass looks AWESOME in that bikini…

  2. lose the towel, let’s see that ass!

    • CARLO

      those boobs are real…all that hype when she was young and firm were over a push up bra!!! I’m OK with that but still…so obvious

  3. Bimbamboing

    From who did she take over this body folks?!

    • CARLO

      s average for Orange County ya’ll. I have friends with posters of her on their wall and I just don’t get it.

      A lot of these celebs are just short and dumpy in person. Kim K, Brit, Kourtney K, Vanessa Hudgens, and so many more…why is this world so in love with little people?

      I like em tall and firm like Cameron Diaz and Nicole Kidman. Keep the under 5’5″ chicks for the midgets

      • Alli Watermelon

        Out of all the taller, MUCH more attractive women you could have named….you name Cameron Clown Face Diaz and Nicole Witch Face Kidman? Really? My husband is 6’2″ and I’m maybe 5’1″…and I promise you, there are no complaints. Have fun with your non-shapely women like Diaz and Kidman lol.

  4. Britney Spears
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    Good body, but those pout lips ruin it.

  5. Karen

    Shit Ain’t Right!

  6. Jessesgirl

    She’s actually thinner than Mischa Barton. Mischa Barton is pseudo-thin. However fat that bitch gets, someone will say “how does someone so thin have no cellulite?”

  7. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Doing the ol’ Kardasian Butt Cover-up Maneuver ™.

    Well, played, BSpears.

  8. boogeyman King Dong

    Is there very recently somewhere found a bodiless head?

  9. She’s pulling a Kardashian by covering her ass with a hand…and a towel.

  10. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she hiding her ass?

    does she know something we don’t?

    i think she’s hotter than Georgia asphalt, thin or chubby (actually, I prefer chubby. she’s never been as hot as she was on MTV a few years back). but she’s got some thick ankles on her, for sure…not a good sign for the “thin” Britney fans…

    • Nique

      I bet she works out a lot. You get this kind of figure if you do a lot of sports but still cannot resist the frappuchinos and pancakes. That said, she looks much better than the average american women and I am sure she can run a mile or two without falling down dead.

    • jime

      She made a new tattoo down there maybe that’s the reason…

  11. keepin it rough

    I am putting out a bounty on the head of who ever thought her how to do THAT with the towel back there. How dare they….

  12. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop picking on her. She looks so much better than the average american women at this age!

    • Jack Bower

      @ Nique

      Hey dumb dumb. The average American woman doesn’t have millions of dollars and free time to work out all day. Britney Spears has all the time in the world to be in shape. Would be sad if she wasn’t.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        Nick shut up SHE LOOKS GOOD AS WELL AS OTHER AMERICAN WOMEN. I wish everybody left her alone. Some people will always find some flaws and zoom them in mega proportions instead of appretiating the good stuff.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        appreciating *

      • SamJo

        A-friggin-men Yo! That is so true! She looks pretty darn good for someone who has all that at her disposal. She should shave her head again though, get rid of that effed up weave!

  13. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    i came.,

  14. Nero


  15. I hate to say that I think I’m actually starting to like this girl. She’s a total hot mess, but she knows it, owns it and looks damn happy about it. lol So, kudos to you, Miss Spears.

    However, as she is in my dead pool, I must still hope for her unfortunate demise.

    • Deacon Jones

      I love her, but I think she should get another boob job.

      A nice set of the new silicon, “tear drop” implants would look fucking great on her.

    • u/g im tellin ya resist the longshots. til her conservatorship’s over she’s in pretty much zero danger. other than mayb texting and driving

    • Yea, I know dude, but all those names you listed before are people I’ve never even heard of. Again, this is my first year in the pool, so I’m a rookie. I’ve been doing some reasearch for next year. Good lookin’ out though. ;)

      • yep google the shit out of phrases like “diagnosed with cancer”, “advanced stages of cancer”, etc. a number of ppl in my pool i hadnt heard of either. but wiki who you find and see who’s sounds like they’re on their last lap~ oh, and get on thedeadpool’s website–we’ll compare notes in january :D

  16. Brit looks good in a thick kinda way.
    The agent/boyfriend resembles Billy Bob Thornton.
    He needs to just keep giving her so much sex & Starbucks that she’s too tired for shenanigans.
    If he doesn’t Daddy Spears will find a replacement stud to keep his cash cow happy.

  17. Photoshop Police

    damn you, towel!

  18. DeepThroat

    I just noticed she has the neck of a defensive lineman.

  19. Queef

    That pig could kick-start a locomotive.

  20. Jeg foretrekke Norsk kvinner.

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    Mike NIke
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  23. Britney Spears
    Boy Down Assholes
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, bitch is built like a linebacker. That being said, my mouth would love to be her toilet bowl.



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  26. Sheena

    Damn, hate to admit it but Trailer Trash Barbie there has a pretty decent bod going for her, all things considered. Good on ya, Brit-Brit.

    But the hair is still a hot mess!

  27. Britney Spears
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    I’d hit it.
    I’d be all over that like white on rice.
    Nice hurricane hair.

  28. music fan

    I’d fuck her brains out!….oh wait some one beat me to it!

  29. Britney Spears
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  30. donl

    i’d bang her ” blond ” puss

  31. Britney Spears
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  32. Alex

    Fish, did you get raped by a person from the South? You seem to have a certain level of hostility when you make fun of celebrities from the South. It starts out funny, but then you start beating it to death. I remember a whole narrative you wrote that was borderline mental, ranting about how stupid NASCAR is and various other southern stereotypical things. I assure you, not everyone from the South is stupid. I mean, we had a two-term President from Arkansas that could get away with anything; could go on national television and lie and everyone still couldn’t help but love him. That has to count for something.

    • LuvdaBoobies

      ……(begin fade away as Alex reaches down from the bed to set the laptop on the floor, then rolls back voer to his sweetie to say “Hey sis…I told that Fish of REEEEL good!!!”)

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    joe blow
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  34. Britney Spears
    joe blow
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    I’d fuck the crazy out of that.

  35. Britney Spears
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    pic #4: I would get in that so deep I’d be hi-fiving (hi-twoing?) her pussy with my balls

  36. Britney Spears
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    Is that Britney Spears? I honestly thought it was Courtney Love NO JOKE.

  37. Victoria

    She looks like Courtney Love a little

  38. Britney Spears
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ham Hocks!!!

  39. spot

    pic #4: i’d get in that so deep my balls would be hi-fiving her pussy

    • momo

      and prolly slapping off of mine, because she is definitely riding me while I play with those tits…there is absolutely nothing wrong with Brit getting DP’d…

  40. bren

    Brit is looking good and acting even better,good luck Brit glad your well!

  41. sasha!

    OMG!this is SO HOT!
    like DUH!
    Im in love with Britney!
    She is the Queen
    not ugly bitch GaGa!

  42. Britney Spears
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    Nice Cankles!

  43. Bored with life

    What no Vag shot?

  44. jim T

    Hey she is wearing the bottom half and not showing her hootch, she is learning.

  45. LuvdaBoobies

    Given how good she looks here…I’d fuck her…I just don’t know if I’d be able to stand the ashtray mouth.

  46. Britney Spears
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    Not, too, shabby.

  47. nosnob

    Pleeese….spare me!

  48. Britney Spears
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    she has the calves of a 300 pound center. Dont care how much she worksout or avoids food to stay where she is – that thurr’s a fat girl in hiding right thurr

  49. Britney Spears
    Bob Hauser
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this mono-brain-cellular dimwit twit even bother to stuff her carcass into a bikini if all she is going to do is stay all swaddled up in that !@#$%^& white towel?

  50. captain america

    ………..the other 1.5 milion american women I wish “Good Luck” at the gym!!

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