To the surprise of anyone familiar with the laws of physics and/or depth perception as it pertains to the retarded, Britney Spears strutted around LA yesterday in a pair of heels. There’s an old saying that Britney was always built more like the quarterback than the cheerleader, and I’m actually going to disagree with that because Tony Romo will never look this powerful. Seriously, you give those thighs an open field and promises of chicken, they’ll take you to the goddamn Super Bowl.
Or punch a hole in the concession stand, I’m not making any promises.
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
FIRST?
Or “FRIST!!” as the retards like to say
The retards say it both ways.
FIST
All that money and always a damn mess. Life is not fair.
Myyyyy how the mighty have fallen….
She looks like she’s on 100cc’s of Lithium
stick a fork in her already
I’d hit that. wth, she looks good, has enough money somebody else drives her around, opens the car door for her, everything’s paid for, easy life. I’ll latch onto that gravy train anyday – cook her some good ass fried chicken and gravy 3 times a day, bang her all night, I’ll even tell her she’s smart no matter what she says, as long as I don’t have to bother working for a living anymore.
That scenario would be more work than you think… :/
Those thighs should have their own comic book series.
Those are barely heels. They’re more like a child’s dress up shoes.
GAH! She looks exactly like that creepy guy from Lost Highway.
Pssst! Someone near her. Pull her hair a bit!
They say if I don’t fell down on my butt for least fifteen minners that I can have a choc’it shake. Mmmm…I love choc’it!
LOL!
And with a Brittany post, we can now officially start 2011.
short women should be banned from this site, there is nothing hot or sexy about short legs EVER! no matter how pretty the face is, short legs SUCK!
Some of us can’t help being short, fool. Bet yer no prize pig yourself! Oink Oink.
Brit’s bod is looking good. Now to do something about that weave.
Haha. This is possibly the stupidest comment I’ve ever read. Rachel Bilson? Barely 5″ and hot as fucking hell. Yum.
Dude, you’re retarded. Short women have short legs, not much you can do about that. Besides, I personally prefer shorter girls.
Being a huge Brittney mastur……,er, fan during the early days, for the life of me I can’t recall when all the sudden she went batshit crazy.
Yes, the head shaving incident, but what the fuck lead to that? I mean, I’ve seen head trauma people in wheelchairs that look more aware than her.
I read somewhere that mental illness runs in her family. Between that and the stress of her lifestyle, she coped the best she could until she had the head shaving incident.
…and walks like a chicken in them.
JUDGE: What’s the matter with her?!
JAMIE SPEARS: Your honor, my daughter thinks she’s a chicken.
JUDGE: Why don’t you put her in an institution?
JAMIE SPEARS: We can’t — we need the eggs!
How many of you remember back when Britt, Jessica Simpson, & Backstreet Boys were so popular and hot in pop culture. Now there all fat, drug addicts, and fallen off. Don’t you love pop culture, here today and gone tomorrow. Lady Ga GA, Justin Bieber, and Mylie Cyrus are next. Bye Bye
hahaha that was awsome. very true! :D
Sounds like my ex’s from college that seem to find me on Facebook..
She’s OK and FRIST.
On second thought… I was probably too quick commenitng on her appearance…
Nothing says class like a muffin top and a foot tattoo.
I have never seen someone waiver between hot as balls and fat-n-trashy as I have with Ms Spears!
Sunlight & horizontal stripes are not your friends.
I would love to see her list of prescription meds. She looks like a zombie.
I’d like to suck on her juicy bum hole till Christmas, stop, open my present, then lick it some more.
I would eat her.
White Trash with Cash.
Doesn’t she have this time a cell phone glued to her hand? I’m surprised! I just discovered her number … To my big surprise it wasn’t meant opposite.
I’ll advice to load up the battery to the highest point. Because she’ll be receiving probably a most divine message tomorrow …
Why wait? How about sending a message now?
Britney spears check your cell phone, it’s send.
It’s even twice sent. With covered and uncovered number.
Before even the week was passed and even before the crack of dawn. We fulfilled our holy promise again. Britney Spears’s first steps in The Garden of Eden are made.
Like i predicted yesterday, may that most divine message come in front of Lotus Eyes’s retinas and may the essence of that message enter deep into her bamboo ear canals.
Ah yep, it’s true that he’s a fortune teller by occasion linked to this traveling carnival.
I see lots of green in this picture. A most cultivated filosopher said once: “A better and healthier world is a greener world.”
There’s an entire glazed ham in that neck. Pineapples and all.
She really pours those cankles into those shoes. Oh sorry, I meant crams.
Did she get released from her cage or something?
Are you sure those aren’t pictures of my Courtney Love from like 15 years ago?
4 inch high heels would be allright to me. I know that women love high heels.
What are these cryptic signs doing on her left foot?
I guess we’ve to be satisfied now with cryptic signs instead of erect nipples.
Poor thing always looks so unhappy and helpless. New song and now she’ll be forced to perform around the world again, which she quite clearly doesn’t want any part of. But if you want to see your kids, you gotta do, what you are forced to do.
I like women on high heels. I’ve never had any problem with that. I guess it’s for women important that they feel sexy.
Ever seen a stripper walking in sandals? That’s what i’m talking about. Sure all women are different but the basics are there in any of them.
It’s a kind of pathetic looking women walking next to their men on flat heels because they’re afraid to be taller. That’s even putting the emphasis on it. Like it would really bother them.
High heels might even turn me on… But rather not, in public, like they’re walking on size stilts.
I’m looking to these cryptic signs…. Are these heart shapes or something?
I’m asking myself don’t they’ve anything better to do than stalking me? I’ll say twist and squeeze your brains a little more, that’s good for your own development.
That’s right, i’ll say jump on the troll train because that’s where most of you belong.
For those who feel responsible; Idiots!
well, let’s call the” ASPEN times”, folks!!
I have to give a huge shout out to her make up people who can make her look pretty doable on stage. Criss Angel should take lessons.
She’d look like a Blake Lively’s construction variant.
Compared to what she looked like. She doesn’t look bad in these pics.
I see her people are afraid to tell her just how stupid she looks. She’s got tree trunks for legs and a fat flabby ass; no way should she be wearing such tight jeans. But, that’s shitney; she’s a retard…
She looks amazing ♥
seriously, check it out. UNCANNY.
http://blogs.amctv.com/monsterfest/lost-highway-2.jpg
She needs accutane.
I imagine she may be permanently on those pills you take to detox off drugs (too keep her off illegal drugs)… AND WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS?
She looks like Courtney Love’s older sister. Lots of mileage on that model.
I am 53 and my ass looks better than that – hell, my ass looks a LOT better than that
Well mama Pinkus, you’ll need to post your pick to back your words up!