‘I Can Walk in Mah Pointy Shoes, Y’all’

To the surprise of anyone familiar with the laws of physics and/or depth perception as it pertains to the retarded, Britney Spears strutted around LA yesterday in a pair of heels. There’s an old saying that Britney was always built more like the quarterback than the cheerleader, and I’m actually going to disagree with that because Tony Romo will never look this powerful. Seriously, you give those thighs an open field and promises of chicken, they’ll take you to the goddamn Super Bowl.

Or punch a hole in the concession stand, I’m not making any promises.

Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News