I Can Haz Jail?

Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at a recording studio in LA this afternoon at just about the same time news of her failed drug test set the Internet ablaze like so many firecrotches. Which means it’s probably safe to assume whatever deal was about to happen here went right down the shitter along with her just-confirmed gig hosting SNL. Now, that said, I’m not about to speculate that Lindsay just snorted the last shreds of her career into her face, but that mostly has to do with the fact I convinced myself it ended sometime around 2005.

Never underestimate the Power of the Mind.

Photos: Pacific Coast News