Hulk Hogan to Billy Ray Cyrus: This is how you take inappropriate photos with your daughter, brotha!

April 29th, 2008 // 172 Comments

Brooke Hogan continues to spend her days in a bikini, but this time she was joined by her dad and his new girlfriend who, creepily, looks like Brooke. For those keeping score at home: Hulk’s girlfriend has the back tattoo and her bikini doesn’t tie in the back. Brooke has the sunglasses, her bikini ties in the back and she also has HER FATHER’S HAND ON HER ASS! WHAT THE SUPER FUCK?! If my daughter asked me to put suntan lotion on her bikini-clad ass, I’d say “Sure, honey. First, let me just put on my beekeeper’s outfit, knight’s armor, and some rubber gloves. In the meantime, could you be so kind to distract the lifeguard while daddy dives into the deep-end of the pool and, God willing, drowns? Aw, you’re a peach.”

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  1. lisabeller

    It’s said this guy is dating a super model on a billionair club ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the millionaire & celebrity have romance!

  2. Smitty

    #45, sooooo true, ahhahahahhahaa

    I suppose this act is more the norm in the so called “red” states. Inbreds shouldn’t be allowed to vote, that would probably of solved the whole Bush X 8 years thing.

    Oh well, what can you do :)

    I reckon they’ll vote for McCain this year too, lol

  3. Do you think platinum blond is too dark with my completion?

  4. malicious

    he openly leers at her on Hogan knows best, this comes as no surprise

  5. mad joe

    That´s creepy.

  6. Kari

    It’s as if she fell asleep and Hulk thought that the gentle connection of his hand to her ass would osmosis some of her celebrity back into his shriveling career. Or some life into his shriveling something else….

  7. Hamper Lint

    speechless …

  8. Scott

    No worries, Billy Ray is totally going to wait until Miley is 18 before he starts dating her friends and make them wear Hanna Montana wigs.

  9. m

    for heaven sake, what’s wrong with fathers nowadays.
    - you’re not supposed to let your 15 year old girl poses for a magazine, where she suggests that she is naked
    - you DO NOT lock your daughter for 24 years in a basement and get her pregnant 7 times
    - you do not apply sunscreen, tan lotion, or anything on your daughter’s ass
    - you do not leave a message on your daughter’s cell phone calling her mother a pain in the ass and the daughter a rude, little pig

    take notes, i’m waiting!

  10. nikki

    and you wonder why people from other countries say that americans are stupid and ignorant….. why in the hell do americans always blow things out of portion, IT AIN’T LIKE HE’S SITTING THERE FUCKING HER!!! IT’S HIS DAUGHTER HE’S RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING HER LIFE DICKHEADS!!!! YESTERDAY PEOPLE LOST THEIR DAMN MIND OVER MILEY CYRUS PICTURES IN VANITY FAIR, NOW THIS WITH HULK’S DAUGHTER !! WHY IS IT THAT NOBODY SAID SHIT ABOUT ANGELINA JOLIE KISSING HER UGLY ASS BROTHER IN THE MOUTH BUT PEOPLE ARE READY TO THROW STONES AT HULK FOR PUTTING SUN TAIN LOTION ON HIS DAUGHTER… PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING SHIT OUT OF NOTHING AND LEAVE THE INTERNET ALONE AND MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!!!!

  11. Mos

    # 60 says: and you wonder why people from other countries say that americans are stupid and ignorant

    No, actually, we don’t wonder. We know it’s because you foreigners smell bad, have little dicks, lock their daughters in the basement, and then need the good ol US of A to come bail you out when some army invades you again. Or, to put a point on it, you’re really, really jealous.

    Now go back to making crappy little cars that no one wants.

    Also, if you’re French, fuck you!

  12. hanshotfirst

    #60, For one, please quit shouting because your typos and run-on sentences are hurting my ears. And for another, see my comments at post #45. You want your father rubbing your ass, great. But I don’t want to hear about it.

    P.S. I, personally, would be pleased if YOU left the Internet alone.

  13. Jo

    Disgusting. And I never liked Hulk Hogan.

  14. WHAT?

    I would never in my whole freakin life ask my dad to lotion up my ass. That’s just wrong on so many levels. I don’t understand why she couldn’t have reached her fat arm around her back and put it on herself.

  15. dude_on_a_wire

    Perhaps their version of father and daughter erotica is simply misunderstood?

  16. Ans

    #61 You’re just an ugly fatass american. French have much more class than you stupid rednecks!

  17. hanshotfirst

    #66: French have much more class than you stupid rednecks!

    Er, would you care to elaborate? Waving a white flag is fairly classy, as long as it’s made of silk, I suppose. Perhaps an Hermes scarf, even.

  18. Sabrina says,

    Last pic is hilarious, Brooke is a GIANT. Her father is worse than Joe Simpson, at least Joe only talks about his daughters breasts (well we don’t know what’s going on behind closed doors though, lol) But Hulk pats/lotions Brooke’s ass in public? Creep.

  19. Javon

    Oh Kels. The brotha’s aren’t interested in molestin’ as much as impregnatin’. The difference is, white Daddy is in it for the fun. Brotha wants some slaves to cut his watermelon and b-que his ribs. The cool thing about a white girl is that they don’t weigh 500 fucking pounds by the time the hit “bithin’ age. You can also always talk ‘em into yackin’ up dinner if ‘n they pork out too much. Oh. They know when to shut thier fucking mouths, as well.

  20. nikki

    61 AND 62 SCREW YOU!!! I PAY MY DAMN TAXES LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE ON HERE, SECONDLY I CAN SAY AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO ON HERE IT’S CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH ASSHOLES LOOK IT UP!!! I HAD A FATHER WHO WAS A GREAT MAN AND IF I HAD A PROBLEM I KNEW HE’D ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME AND YES IF I WANTED SUNTAIN LOTION TO BE PUT ON ME I WOULDN’T HESITATE TO HAVE ASKED HIM TO PUT IT ON FOR ME … THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WANTED TO FUCK MY FATHER. I THINK THAT THE MEDIA AND THE GOSSIP WHORES ON THE INTERNET HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON THEIR FUCKING HANDS AND NEED TO STOP ALL OF THE INGNORANT BULLSHIT THAT THEY PUT OUT THERE BEFORE SOMEONE GET’S SUED.

  21. Ma

    Gross! Has anybody heard about the Austrian man who held his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and had 7 children with her?
    I think all men should die because they’re all perverted.

  22. Javon

    P.S. Barak have all you cracka’s fooled. He believe EVERYTHING Wright say. You crackas so stupid. Obama pulling one over on e YOU FOOLS! Him and Wright probably on the phone, laghing at you stupid white people. HA HA HA.

  23. ew

    i knew black people are bad. I REALLY HOPE HILARY WINS. THERE WAS NEVER A BLACK PRESIDENT FOR A REASON.

  24. hanshotfirst

    OKAY! YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION! I FULLY BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I JUST WISH YOU WOULDN’T SHOUT! BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY YOUR FATHER’S HANDS ON YOUR ASS!

    P.S. PAYING TAXES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ACCESS TO THE INTERNET! YOU MIGHT WANT A NEW ACCOUNTANT!

  25. Mos

    To # 70, AKA my smelly little illiterate foreign friend:

    … That doesn’t mean I want to fuck my father.

    Actually, it does. What is it with you foreigners fucking your fathers? And if your father is such a great man, where is he now? In jail for molesting little boys and eating quiche? Do you miss his soft dirty hands stroking your bottom as he smeared suntan lotion all over it, dreaming that you wouldn’t call the police if he “accidentally” stuck his pinky in your stinky?

    Also, you should be grateful we let you reside here. You should have to pay more taxes for us having to put up with you, you dirty fucking hippy Eurotrash.

  26. Ted Mosby

    Now that’s how you keep it in the family.

  27. Bill Clinton

    I’d totally let her sit on my face!

  28. justifiable

    Winner of the hands-on parenting award!

    #39 – so by your argument, since your mom has seen you naked when she bathed you and changed you, it shouldn’t be a big deal her seeing you starkers now, right? If you’re a woman, substitute dad for mom. Let us know how comfortable you are with that and get back to us.

  29. sabrina

    eww
    can u say belly rolls?

  30. kt

    does anyone know where these pictures are being taken? i live near the hogans and would like to be particularly creepy seeing this with my own eyes

  31. Oh Hulk What Happened to You?

    Hanshotfirst and Mos, I LOVE YOU!! (Sorry for the yelling) You two are my heroes. I’m rolling on the floor here!! Bless you both and the ol’ U.S. of A.!

    (Dirty fucking Eurotrash hippy!!!!!!! Bwah hahahahaha!!!)

  32. misery bunny

    maybe she just had a wedge.
    or he was cheching her boyzilian.
    but mostly i’m sad b/c Hulk Hogan likes the trannies.

  33. 23apples

    Why is the girlfriend’s head the size of a peanut?

  34. B

    60 and 61, lay off. Guys, now come on, let’s be real. I’m also from Europe, and I’ve never fucked my dad, but I’m a guy, and some of us over there think that’s pretty creepy too. Dont draw conclusions just cause this person likes the idea of her dad feeling her up. America, land of the free and freaky shit if I want, remember…and if the Hulkster wants to be freaky with his daughter and her clone…I’d watch the video. If I was pissed drunk. And High. and wanted to vomit alot. but hey c’est lavie
    and Nikki, their right on one point.
    If youre French, fuck you.

  35. Bitcherella666

    saw this story on TMZ today- and they even used my nickname for the Peanut-head new gf, “Brooke-a-like”. how sweet. there goes my 1.5 seconds of fame- LOL jk- and it’s amazing how many people are attacking each other on this board for different reasons- this is about a dad, his daughter, his daughter’s ass, and his “Brooke-a-like”. how did racist b.s. come up? focus, people, focus. :)

  36. p

    How come no one has commented on the most obviously ridiculous thing of all? The fact that even though the girlfriend appears in the foreground in most of the photos, and Brooke’s in the background, Brooke’s head looks about 10x the size of the girlfriend’s! It’s almost like someone did it as a joke…

  37. are you serious

    WHAT THE FUCK- Scientology ads in this site????????????

  38. Erica

    #59. – you DO NOT lock your daughter for 24 years in a basement and get her pregnant 7 times

    I may be missing something. Who the fuck did that?! I know the rest, just not that one. Anyhoo, this is weird. Hahaa, creepy fuckers.

  39. English Bob

    WHOA!!! I totally agree with everyone and everything said here, but No.75 don’t ever slag quiche off again or i’ll come round your house and shit through your letter box.
    Fuck the French…..but leave quiche out of this…..

  40. George Washington

    Maybe it was the dead cat on his lip….

  41. Grover Cleveland

    #88. – What, you’re not using ad-blocking software? How quaint

  42. jenny*

    ummm no no and no!!!!!

  43. normal1

    OK…..who out there hasn’t had the fantasy of the girlfriend with daughter 3 way? That wasn’t lotion, it was lube.

  44. lipper

    Good grief, what the hell did some people forget to take their meds?

    Nikki, get a fuckin grip. Damn, my eyes hurt. You can make a point without looking like a complete dumb fuck. Then all we see or hear is that you are indeed a complete dumb fuck. Caps lock is what tweens do. Lud.

    And I’m sorry your dad touched you inappropriately. He should be shot.

  45. joe

    What the hell is going on here ? Amercica v. Europe ????
    All u fuckers go and fight else where !
    why are you polluting this site !!
    Oh and these pics are ok, creepy a bit but no need to get all steamed up about ! it’s not like the guy is bangging his daughter !

  46. lipper

    Errr… in all my years, I have never seen any dad rub their daughters grown up ass and even between the thighs. Its not creepy, its disturbing and just not good judgment call.

    The thought of my dad rubbing me between my thighs, makes me want to hurl. THUS the reaction of many.

  47. Dick

    Ummmm…….. not so many french lovers on this site ! well , how the hell did the french get involved in this conversation ! you stupid Nikki u dumb ass u are not even french you must be russian ! FUCK YOU

  48. locochick

    THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!

  49. Auntie Kryst

    @32 That’s good trolling, kudos..

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