Hulk Hogan to Billy Ray Cyrus: This is how you take inappropriate photos with your daughter, brotha!

April 29th, 2008 // 172 Comments

Brooke Hogan continues to spend her days in a bikini, but this time she was joined by her dad and his new girlfriend who, creepily, looks like Brooke. For those keeping score at home: Hulk’s girlfriend has the back tattoo and her bikini doesn’t tie in the back. Brooke has the sunglasses, her bikini ties in the back and she also has HER FATHER’S HAND ON HER ASS! WHAT THE SUPER FUCK?! If my daughter asked me to put suntan lotion on her bikini-clad ass, I’d say “Sure, honey. First, let me just put on my beekeeper’s outfit, knight’s armor, and some rubber gloves. In the meantime, could you be so kind to distract the lifeguard while daddy dives into the deep-end of the pool and, God willing, drowns? Aw, you’re a peach.”

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Sapphire

    Nice ass!

  2. Sara

    EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

  3. Sapphire

    And I was frist in saying so too!

  4. A2M

    I hope he doesn’t get drunk and bang the wrong one. Just kidding, I hope to God he does.

  5. Come-Honor-Face

    i think he slipped a pinky in….either hole, your choice

  6. Billy Ray

    His vision must still be pretty good if he could find an ass cheek to lube up on his daughter.

  7. ldsqtbea

    … speechless

  8. Quinn

    Don’t worry, billy ray is taking notes…

  9. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong

    Oh, nice. I see Hulk Hogan went to the Michael Lohan/Chester the Molester school of parenting. Then again, with her flat ass he might’ve thought she was a dude and figured it was okay to slip a finger up the ol’ poop shute.

  10. therusski

    Are we all enjoying Brooke’s triple fat roll? I know I am. Shouldn’t her ma, or the gf, teach her how to sit straight?

  11. Brotha

    Hulk! What’s the point? The both of you are going to get melanoma anyways! Oh, you just wanted to rub your daughters ass? Ok then, your Call! Hello, 911! Yeah hi, I wanted to report a case of incest! Actually make that two cases!

  12. cyks

    I’m just curious if the pictures are displayed in order, or out of order… or rather, did the Hulk work from her ass down to inner thigh, or from her inner thigh to her ass?

  13. Cheese

    Wow! I didn’t know Hulk was smart enough to clone his daughter. Who’s he picturing when his fat ass climbs up on his girlfriend at night? Oh that’s so Austrian.

  14. jwalker(black)

    nice rolls brooke…..i like to wake and bake too (but she’s still a heffer)

  15. That’s pail man, that’s really bucket..

  16. Stygius

    I would have no problem rubbing anything into my daughter’s ass – but then again she’s 14 months old.

  17. Lucy

    I don’t blame him, even his man-jaw of a daughter is prettier than his monster girlfriend.

  18. Bitcherella666

    Seems like a Jerry Springer episode in the making- Hulk seems more into his daughter’s ass than his blonde ” Brooke-a-like”.

  19. Amber

    Well isnt it nice to see that she isnt angry at her father for having sex with one of her skanky ‘friends’. Aww, look how they make up, its as if they are giving the Arkansas handshake.

  20. Auntie Kryst

    I said it before, and I’ll say it again. Whenever I see these douchefuckers I keep thinking of a Molly Hatchet album cover..

  21. Sid

    Maybe he’s just wiping away a little trickle of semen (his)…

  22. M.D.

    I think he’s concerned that his little girl might have a fever, and he’s checking on that like a good responsible dad.

  23. billy cocksuker

    brooke has no ass like her molesting daddy

  24. mamadough

    so this means billy ray should fuck one of miley’s 15-year-old friends?

  25. Tina

    Pervert gettin a boner feelin up brooke ass that why he is always with her never with his son…

  26. woodhorse

    Why couldn’t the lard ass lying in the next chair get up and do it? You know it hurts those skin tumors on Hulk’s shoulder to move his arms like that.

  27. 1 in the pink, 2 in the stink is his motto.

    #1 & 3 – yep, still a loser!

  28. kels

    Brooke has the typical white girl look–TALL, BIG BONED AND FLAT ASS…she’s borderline tranny looking. This girl needs some butt implants. Everyone needs some cushin’ for that pushin.’

  29. kels

    Brooke has the typical white girl look–TALL, BIG BONED AND FLAT ASS…she’s borderline tranny looking. This girl needs some butt implants. Everyone needs some cushin’ for that pushin.’

  30. lisa

    # 8 –so is Joe Simpson

  31. ew

    they’re from the south… is anyone really surprised to see something like that?

  32. Oh sorry, I’m just an old fuck that types shit that no one understands, well except veggi (and she’s an old fuck too).
    Apologies
    Someone please explain to me what you think a “douchfucker” is. I really need a detailed explanation.

  33. John Menace

    That’s the funniest headline in a long time!

  34. stevieray

    gash alert!!!

  35. stevieray

    gash alert!!!

  36. jane

    all those blond bimbo bitches look alike anyway. (example: all 28 of hefner’s “girlfriends”)

  37. jane

    and they are all going to get skin cancer VERY soon.

  38. Bill Clinton

    Wow…. Hulk’s girlfriend has the handsomely chiseled jaw that is the hallmark of fine Austrian men…. and female German Olympic athletes.

  39. I’m going to be the voice of dissent here.

    This isn’t nearly as creepy as folks want to make out. Remember, at one point he was changing shitty diapers and wiping poop off that same butt. You motherfuckers must not have kids if you think he’s getting anything out of that.

    Sometimes, applying suntan lotion is just applying suntan lotion. Real.

  40. jack

    @3-it’s FIRST, you fucking wanker.

  41. 1 MILF Hunter

    Pretty sick, Hulk. Threesomes with your jailbait girlfriend and your daughter. You’ll do time, brotha.

  42. Smitty

    WHAT IN THE FUCK.

    That is the creepiest shit I’ve seen in a LONG time. So I’m assuming Hulk has a good pal in Austria who’s recently come into some legal problems that has been well televised on CNN?

    Also, check out picture 4………..they look identical!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH, CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  43. Mos

    I’m going to be the voice of dissent here.

    This isn’t nearly as creepy as folks want to make out. Remember, at one point he was changing shitty diapers and wiping poop off that same butt. You motherfuckers must not have kids if you think he’s getting anything out of that.

    Sometimes, applying suntan lotion is just applying suntan lotion. Real.

    —————

    Except he’s dating a chick who looks exactly like his daughter. And fucking a chick who looks exactly like his daughter. And grabbing ass on a chick who looks exactly like his…

    On a different note, maybe your duaghter is just real ugly, and that’s why you aren’t getting anything out of rubbing her ass. Just sayin…

  44. Missystar

    You guys are in rare form today.

  45. hanshotfirst

    #39, As the 35-year-old daughter of a father who assuredly once changed my diapers, the thought of him rubbing suntan lotion on my butt today CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT. And I have a daughter, too, so I know all about the other end of it. Bottom line is, once they’re above a certain age, daddies don’t see their daughters nekkid and they certainly don’t touch their asses. Unless you live in West Virginia.

    * All puns intended.

  46. 43 You sicko

    Man you’re snackin’ on your own bait. I like it!

  47. score!

    Hot damn! I have been looking for some new incest material. Now with Cyrus and Hulk I am booked for the next month. Let the wanking begin mates.

  48. Petite, Tanned, Brunette, Round Ass, Small Waist, Definitely-Female Face

    So I’m definitely not Hulk’s type, and boy, am I glad for that.

  49. MeanOldMan

    Back in my day the Hulkster was a wrestler, not some dadgum pervert!!

  50. kagrez

    Ever thought that thats what Brooke’s mom looked like when she was younger?

    His taste has not changed.

    you people.

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