Brooke Hogan continues to spend her days in a bikini, but this time she was joined by her dad and his new girlfriend who, creepily, looks like Brooke. For those keeping score at home: Hulk’s girlfriend has the back tattoo and her bikini doesn’t tie in the back. Brooke has the sunglasses, her bikini ties in the back and she also has HER FATHER’S HAND ON HER ASS! WHAT THE SUPER FUCK?! If my daughter asked me to put suntan lotion on her bikini-clad ass, I’d say “Sure, honey. First, let me just put on my beekeeper’s outfit, knight’s armor, and some rubber gloves. In the meantime, could you be so kind to distract the lifeguard while daddy dives into the deep-end of the pool and, God willing, drowns? Aw, you’re a peach.”
Photos: INFdaily.com
Sapphire | April 29, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Nice ass!
Sara | April 29, 2008 at 5:43 pm
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sapphire | April 29, 2008 at 5:44 pm
And I was frist in saying so too!
A2M | April 29, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I hope he doesn’t get drunk and bang the wrong one. Just kidding, I hope to God he does.
Come-Honor-Face | April 29, 2008 at 5:45 pm
i think he slipped a pinky in….either hole, your choice
Billy Ray | April 29, 2008 at 5:48 pm
His vision must still be pretty good if he could find an ass cheek to lube up on his daughter.
ldsqtbea | April 29, 2008 at 5:55 pm
… speechless
Quinn | April 29, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Don’t worry, billy ray is taking notes…
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | April 29, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Oh, nice. I see Hulk Hogan went to the Michael Lohan/Chester the Molester school of parenting. Then again, with her flat ass he might’ve thought she was a dude and figured it was okay to slip a finger up the ol’ poop shute.
therusski | April 29, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Are we all enjoying Brooke’s triple fat roll? I know I am. Shouldn’t her ma, or the gf, teach her how to sit straight?
Brotha | April 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Hulk! What’s the point? The both of you are going to get melanoma anyways! Oh, you just wanted to rub your daughters ass? Ok then, your Call! Hello, 911! Yeah hi, I wanted to report a case of incest! Actually make that two cases!
cyks | April 29, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’m just curious if the pictures are displayed in order, or out of order… or rather, did the Hulk work from her ass down to inner thigh, or from her inner thigh to her ass?
Cheese | April 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Wow! I didn’t know Hulk was smart enough to clone his daughter. Who’s he picturing when his fat ass climbs up on his girlfriend at night? Oh that’s so Austrian.
jwalker(black) | April 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm
nice rolls brooke…..i like to wake and bake too (but she’s still a heffer)
FRIST!!! | April 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm
That’s pail man, that’s really bucket..
Stygius | April 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I would have no problem rubbing anything into my daughter’s ass – but then again she’s 14 months old.
Lucy | April 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I don’t blame him, even his man-jaw of a daughter is prettier than his monster girlfriend.
Bitcherella666 | April 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Seems like a Jerry Springer episode in the making- Hulk seems more into his daughter’s ass than his blonde ” Brooke-a-like”.
Amber | April 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Well isnt it nice to see that she isnt angry at her father for having sex with one of her skanky ‘friends’. Aww, look how they make up, its as if they are giving the Arkansas handshake.
Auntie Kryst | April 29, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. Whenever I see these douchefuckers I keep thinking of a Molly Hatchet album cover..
Sid | April 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Maybe he’s just wiping away a little trickle of semen (his)…
M.D. | April 29, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I think he’s concerned that his little girl might have a fever, and he’s checking on that like a good responsible dad.
billy cocksuker | April 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
brooke has no ass like her molesting daddy
mamadough | April 29, 2008 at 6:38 pm
so this means billy ray should fuck one of miley’s 15-year-old friends?
Tina | April 29, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Pervert gettin a boner feelin up brooke ass that why he is always with her never with his son…
woodhorse | April 29, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Why couldn’t the lard ass lying in the next chair get up and do it? You know it hurts those skin tumors on Hulk’s shoulder to move his arms like that.
sportsdvl | April 29, 2008 at 6:45 pm
1 in the pink, 2 in the stink is his motto.
#1 & 3 – yep, still a loser!
kels | April 29, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Brooke has the typical white girl look–TALL, BIG BONED AND FLAT ASS…she’s borderline tranny looking. This girl needs some butt implants. Everyone needs some cushin’ for that pushin.’
kels | April 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Brooke has the typical white girl look–TALL, BIG BONED AND FLAT ASS…she’s borderline tranny looking. This girl needs some butt implants. Everyone needs some cushin’ for that pushin.’
lisa | April 29, 2008 at 7:01 pm
# 8 –so is Joe Simpson
ew | April 29, 2008 at 7:10 pm
they’re from the south… is anyone really surprised to see something like that?
Auntie Kryst | April 29, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Oh sorry, I’m just an old fuck that types shit that no one understands, well except veggi (and she’s an old fuck too).
Apologies
Someone please explain to me what you think a “douchfucker” is. I really need a detailed explanation.
John Menace | April 29, 2008 at 7:12 pm
That’s the funniest headline in a long time!
stevieray | April 29, 2008 at 7:18 pm
gash alert!!!
stevieray | April 29, 2008 at 7:18 pm
gash alert!!!
jane | April 29, 2008 at 7:21 pm
all those blond bimbo bitches look alike anyway. (example: all 28 of hefner’s “girlfriends”)
jane | April 29, 2008 at 7:23 pm
and they are all going to get skin cancer VERY soon.
Bill Clinton | April 29, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Wow…. Hulk’s girlfriend has the handsomely chiseled jaw that is the hallmark of fine Austrian men…. and female German Olympic athletes.
Dissenter | April 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I’m going to be the voice of dissent here.
This isn’t nearly as creepy as folks want to make out. Remember, at one point he was changing shitty diapers and wiping poop off that same butt. You motherfuckers must not have kids if you think he’s getting anything out of that.
Sometimes, applying suntan lotion is just applying suntan lotion. Real.
jack | April 29, 2008 at 7:31 pm
@3-it’s FIRST, you fucking wanker.
1 MILF Hunter | April 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Pretty sick, Hulk. Threesomes with your jailbait girlfriend and your daughter. You’ll do time, brotha.
Smitty | April 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
WHAT IN THE FUCK.
That is the creepiest shit I’ve seen in a LONG time. So I’m assuming Hulk has a good pal in Austria who’s recently come into some legal problems that has been well televised on CNN?
Also, check out picture 4………..they look identical!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH, CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Mos | April 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I’m going to be the voice of dissent here.
This isn’t nearly as creepy as folks want to make out. Remember, at one point he was changing shitty diapers and wiping poop off that same butt. You motherfuckers must not have kids if you think he’s getting anything out of that.
Sometimes, applying suntan lotion is just applying suntan lotion. Real.
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Except he’s dating a chick who looks exactly like his daughter. And fucking a chick who looks exactly like his daughter. And grabbing ass on a chick who looks exactly like his…
On a different note, maybe your duaghter is just real ugly, and that’s why you aren’t getting anything out of rubbing her ass. Just sayin…
Missystar | April 29, 2008 at 7:46 pm
You guys are in rare form today.
hanshotfirst | April 29, 2008 at 7:54 pm
#39, As the 35-year-old daughter of a father who assuredly once changed my diapers, the thought of him rubbing suntan lotion on my butt today CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT. And I have a daughter, too, so I know all about the other end of it. Bottom line is, once they’re above a certain age, daddies don’t see their daughters nekkid and they certainly don’t touch their asses. Unless you live in West Virginia.
* All puns intended.
43 You sicko | April 29, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Man you’re snackin’ on your own bait. I like it!
score! | April 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Hot damn! I have been looking for some new incest material. Now with Cyrus and Hulk I am booked for the next month. Let the wanking begin mates.
Petite, Tanned, Brunette, Round Ass, Small Waist, Definitely-Female Face | April 29, 2008 at 8:07 pm
So I’m definitely not Hulk’s type, and boy, am I glad for that.
MeanOldMan | April 29, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Back in my day the Hulkster was a wrestler, not some dadgum pervert!!
kagrez | April 29, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Ever thought that thats what Brooke’s mom looked like when she was younger?
His taste has not changed.
you people.