Linda Bollea, the wife of wrestler Hulk Hogan, is seeking half of the couple’s assets after filing for divorce last week. She also wants an unspecified amount in alimony and health insurance for their son Nick Bollea, according to People:
Linda is seeking to split the couple’s assets, which include the 17,000-square-foot Bel Air mansion where the family primarily lives and a 3,474-square-foot home in Clearwater Beach, Fla., as well as a condo under construction in Las Vegas. The two existing homes alone are worth nearly $9.5 million.
Linda has an obsession with houses which a source for Page Six says caused rifts in her marriage to the Hulkster:
“She just goes nuts and acts like Hulk has Tom Cruise money – when he doesn’t. She wanted to buy a $12 million house in LA, and when Hulk refused, she went ahead and rented a $35,000-a-month house. They already have four to five houses and she wants more?”
This is exactly why I’ll never get married. I don’t want some woman spending my hard-earned cash. I like things the way they are now. Where my girlfriend pays the rent and I steal money out of her purse to get drunk at the strip club while “looking for a job.” It’s an honest living. I don’t like to brag about it too much except to a couple/all of my guy friends, my parents and one time to my girlfriend. Wait, that’s why she put my Xbox in the oven. And here I thought the shoe store didn’t have her size or something. I dunno, I tend to drift in and out of consciousness whenever she talks. You know, because she completes me and had me at “hello” and [other romantic lines from Jerry Maguire here].
P911GT10C | November 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I still say this is a work.
fweem | November 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
ugly for a golddigger
asdlkjas | November 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
first yesss
Smaddox | November 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Not much to say here is it….
? Giggles ? | November 27, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Oh Fish…..you’re so classy. Do you have a girlfriend? But anyhow, this woman has lived in De Nial for a long time…..
p911gt10c | November 27, 2007 at 12:10 pm
#3….loser.
fweem | November 27, 2007 at 12:10 pm
die asdlkjas
iggev | November 27, 2007 at 12:10 pm
X-box in the oven? That’s hawt..
MATERIALBITCHdotCOM | November 27, 2007 at 12:11 pm
i am so over this entire family. what a bunch of half ass write offs. :) can’t get enough blogging? http://www.MaterialBitch.com
woodhorse | November 27, 2007 at 12:16 pm
When he got the Schnauzer implant, it destroyed his looks.
tp | November 27, 2007 at 12:20 pm
These two remind me of Dog and his big-boobie wife. Only more tan. And with kids that don’t look inbred…but what’s worse? Looking like a inbred mutant with a mullet like Leland Chapman? Or an amazon transvestine like Brooke Hogan?? Tough call…
Barks | November 27, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Bel Air as in California or Bel Air as in the house in Florida where they filmed the first season of the reality show. If California, Hulk is screwed. Say buh-bye to 55%.
TooBadHeCan'tJustPutHerDown... | November 27, 2007 at 12:25 pm
like a dying schnauzer. Is he wearing those shades to protect himself from retinal damage having to look at her?
TooBadHeCan'tJustPutHerDown... | November 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Is she Donatella Versace’s ‘hot’ sister?
havoc | November 27, 2007 at 12:34 pm
This is what women do best……
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somebitch | November 27, 2007 at 12:37 pm
what’s that havoc? Take you sorry bastards for everything you have? Have sex with you so we don’t have to hear you beg for it anymore? Cook for you? Have your children? I’m not sure I’m clear on this. What exactly is it that women do best?
Sunflower | November 27, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Ah, yes. Just another pathetic example of money-grubbing, USELESS, fake women. OMG. Seriously. What in HELL would this woman do if she wasn’t sponging off her husband? She’s the one who was filmed drag racing and saying how exciting it is, their idiot son puts his friend in a coma because of racing, and according to Linda, the friend should have been wearing a seatbelt. #5, here’s the De Nial thing again. Sorry, Hulkster. Looks like you’re going to be “slammed” one more time by this fake-ass, fat, useless bitch. Too bad.
John Hauck | November 27, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Thats right, never get married!!!!! JUST FIND A WOMAN YOU HATE AND BUY HER A HOUSE! SAME THING.
Vince Lombardi | November 27, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, LINDA BOLLEA!!!!!!
“WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, when the largest divorce lawyers in Florida come after YOU!?!?!”
somebitch | November 27, 2007 at 12:42 pm
she’s kinda like a reverse k-fed.
and I agree 18- don’t get married… it’s like raising a fucking 3 year old.
XFILE102 | November 27, 2007 at 12:43 pm
What a needy fucking materialistic bitch. It’s not enough that she carries no actual value on this planet and is completely forgettable save for being the Hulk’s wife.. but then she is going to divorce Hulk because he wants to manage money like a responsible a logical human being? “Whaaaa!!! I can’t buy another fucking house to show off!!! Whaaaa! I want a divorce!!” Fuck that Hulk.. Do like her dumbass son did.. Throw the bitch in the passenger seat, get liquored up and speed. Watch the hilarity as her ballooned fucking silicone ass gets torn to shreds flying through the windshield. Of course, with all the Silicone and Botox on this bitch, she would probably just bounce right off the pavement. Fuck her. Melt her ass down, and pour in some Food Coloring. There will be enough plastic to keep Fisher Price in business for Decades.
Vince Lombardi | November 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm
One good thing to come out of this for old dog “rasslin’” fans – once she’s done taking his money, Hulk will have to get back in the ring for two more years….
D. Richards (Hands.) | November 27, 2007 at 12:46 pm
It would be so cool if the “Hulkster” (lame-o) body slammed his porker wife in to two halves. Then drank her blood to repair his de-cartilaged knees. Then fucked the ass of her corpse just one more time. Then removed his bandana to reveal the bald. Then disintegrated. Who the fuck wears bandanas anyways? Right! Besides Leif Garret. Shit, I answered my own question. Leif’s cool as ice, boy. (And bald). Shh. It’s a secret.
You remember when Hulky was in Rocky IIIIIIIV? How fucking stupid, right? How does Hulk-nutsac find the courage to get out of bed in the morning? The guy was in a Rocky movie. He played a wrestler, who, for charity, pummels Rock. He played a wrestler.. In a Rocky movie.. Wow. Art, man. Sly Stallone is one stupid fuck: You know what we could do? We could get Hulk Hogan; he’s big right now — We could get Hulk, and have him in our movie. Block buster!
put the ugly people in the back | November 27, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Poor Hulk, he’ll be so much better off without this tranny bitch.
Hulk your sort of fame and sort of money can get younger and better ass than this hag, this surprise divorce (cruel cow) is a goddamn blessing.
I hope she doesn’t get a cent. I hate greedy assholes like this. You need 5 homes when there is a world full of homless starving kids you coud help with that money. This is why the world is so fucked up because people like this fat manly whore are so fucking selfish.
Lowlands | November 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm
It looks like she doesn’t have the intention to retire in an average home for the elderly playing bingo in the evenings?
Jeff L | November 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Any man working in Hollywood that marries a blonde and doesn’t get a pre-nup deserves everything that happens to their assets when that gold-digging blonde decides to jump ship and take half of it with her.
mememe | November 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
24–true, but if I had a shitload of money, I’d buy 12 houses and a private jet to fly my ass to campus every day.
mememe | November 27, 2007 at 1:01 pm
24–true, but if I had a shitload of money, I’d buy 12 houses and a private jet to fly my ass to campus every day.
Superevil | November 27, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I bet she’ll have a profile up on meetrich.com in no time.
deaconjones | November 27, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I guarantee there will soon be some 21 yr old piece of ass bobbing on the Hulkster while he sits back and goes ” OHH BROTHER” and questions why he was putting up with that hag money grubber for all these years
MATERIALBITCHdotCOM | November 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
What does dog shit taste like? I assume all you ass lickers know.
Lavinia | November 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Guys guys guys, you are forgetting that marriage is a partnership. This was their first marriage, it lasted for decades and they have 2 children. They both get half of their assets and go their merry way. They still will have enoough individually. This woman has been with him through a lot, she bore his childrem and I am sure helped him in many many ways. Just because he was the source of getting the money does not mean that she did not contribute for his life as well. Marriage is a partnerhsip, any money accumulated during their marriage should belong to both. What you had BEFORE a marriage is indvidual. She is not a golddigger, although she looks like the stereotypical blonde. American men are obsessed with every woman being after their money. They want the advantages of having a wife without the responsabiliities and the sharing that is part of it. Wake up, they were partners for 25 years!! She gets half, he gets half. And after the kids are 18, no more child support. Then she will have to work, yes, but she now has some financial protection for her old age. A woman after sacrificing her career for a family should not be left destitute or in bad shape when she is older.
ManiacFive | November 27, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Hulkster should have flipped into a roid rage and killed this gold digger a long time ago,.
What, too soon?
doody head | November 27, 2007 at 1:13 pm
#15
you are so right. women swear they aren’t whores but as soon as divorce comes up, they have a ready made tab for you that reads “Half”. basically it’s their fee for giving your exclusive rights to bang all of their holes which you thought you had out of their unconditional love, right? sucker. the engagement ring worth two month’s salary should tip you off. then they rush to have a baby. you think it’s cause they love you so dearly but really it’s to add more cash to their settlement when the divorce goes down. it’s cheaper to just hire a maid, a cook and keep banging all the free you find at your local club on ladies night.
it’s no coincidence that women live longer. either they’ll get it all once they’ve nagged you to an early grave or they will get it all through divorce.
Sauron | November 27, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Could be an interesting match this time.Colossal breasts versus big muscles.Depends on how this match end but it could convince me that american wrestling isn’t a set up show.
779667 | November 27, 2007 at 1:16 pm
34- you ARE what your name says. Grow up. Maybe you and materialbitchDOTcom should get together…………… but don’t procreate.
Lavinia | November 27, 2007 at 1:19 pm
doody head, I feel very sorry for you. You certainly have not experienced love and have not met any decent women. Stop dating hos and you may find out that there are many normal and happy families out there, many loving wives. Your values are so eschewed it is sad. Stop thinking the very rich and Hollywood represents what life is about. Everyone knows that the more money you have, the more corrupt you will be (Bill and Melinda Gates being the exception).
soap box manager | November 27, 2007 at 1:26 pm
#32
first of all isn’t lavinia a country? seriously though, this is why i am a firm believer that women need to raise their daughters to go to college, get a career, save and invest their money and marry later. so if it doesn’t work out, they aren’t flat broke and having to demand some man’s money to survive. children use to be a means of income and care for parents. now they are a liability because they cost more than they contribute. any woman who decides to have a child isn’t doing anyone but herself a favor. she’s birthing an unneccessary burden that contrary to belief doesn’t end at 18. so stop acting like women deserve so much for their “sacrifice”. they get taken care of BECAUSE of the kids that’s why babies are bred regardless of the economic/social/political/environmental climate. not having a kid is the real sacrifice. if a woman can’t support her kids without a man, she shouldn’t have them.
iggev | November 27, 2007 at 1:32 pm
ak! I would rather talk about dirt than these two..
oh, and 31- take your bullshit somewhere else…. I don’t know, like YOUR OWN FUCKING SITE YOU KEEP PEDDLING..
cheetos | November 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm
maybe guys should pay their stay at home wives. draw up a contract and agree on what services are offered and what monthly income will be paid so if a divorce comes up later, they don’t get anything extra outside of child support. who doesn’t want to get paid for their services?
fergernauster | November 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm
These two exemplify America, is all I have to say.
776855 | November 27, 2007 at 1:43 pm
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A FOREIGNER! GET THE ROPE.
MATERIALBITCHdotCOM | November 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Go suck a carrot iggev. I want to see how much hate mail I can get at my site. Maybe I can get blacklisted as a spammer.
ss team captain | November 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm
43—-every girl has gotta have a dream. maybe next week you can aspire to start breathing through your nose.
lentista | November 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm
hulk got cut off by vinnie mac…….cuz he has billions to buy lots of home’s….
PunkA | November 27, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Hulk is a decent guy. Divorce happens. Now he can go bang as many cheap whores as he wants without the baggage of his current wife. She messed up their son, gave her daughter a manface and now wants to take 1/2 of the Hulkamania warchest. She is a keeper. NOT
Ooba Gooba | November 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
#34, Doodyhead:
You are my new fucking hero. Hats off to you.
sharpeidude | November 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Oh well, then I guess Hulk better pull his ring attire out of mothballs and keep working TV. Heck, if Ric Flair can keep working into his 60′s, then so can Bollea at 54. I wonder if Vinny Mac can come up with a Seniors Tour on his show?
iggev | November 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
44- ha!
43- go suck on a carrot? super duper good one!!!!! You rule!..
zz | November 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Now I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger, but……