Hulk Hogan’s wife files for divorce

November 26th, 2007 // 77 Comments
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News spread over the weekend that Hulk Hogan’s wife Linda Bollea filed for divorce on Tuesday. Unfortunately, when reporters asked the Hulk (real name: Terry Bollea) about it on Friday, he was sadly unaware. The St. Petersburg Times reports:

Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea said he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. When informed during the call that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said politely, “Thank you for the great information,” and hung up.
He called back about five minutes later.

“I’m kind of shocked,” he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

Obviously no reason was given for the divorce, but this bit of info on the “Hogan Knows Best” Web site might shed light on some potential tension:

“Linda also encourages her son Nick’s love of cars,” the Web site says. “When Nick was thirteen, Linda bought him a car to keep in the garage just to work on, now Nick is quite the car expert.”
On Nov. 7, Nick Bollea was arrested in connection with the Aug. 26 crash. Police say he was racing his Toyota Supra moments before the crash.

Ah, so the mom’s to blame for the drag racing. Beautiful. I love blaming women for things. Gasoline prices. Cancer. You name it. I mean, take for example the latest Malibu brushfires. Tragic stuff but notice how the first one started a month ago. Right around the time a certain young woman got out of rehab. A certain young woman with a certain crotch made of fire. Are you connecting the dots? If not, I drew up a whole bunch of diagrams I can show you. I’ve sort of had a lot of free time on my hands ever since I blamed my girlfriend for the JFK assassination. Perhaps it was a bit too early in the relationship for that kind of honesty. I’ve got to remember the first date is for drunken irresponsible sex and the second date is when you hurl crackpot accusations. Not one just seconds after the other. No matter how awesome and romantic it might seem in my head.

Photos:INFdaily.com
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  1. n

    i could fuck those massive boobs! delicious

  2. Shag-a-muffin

    I’d motor-boat the hell out of those!

  3. Sauron

    Hulk Hogan could cutt off his finger as yet and refuse the divorce.Allright what’s next what need a solution?The expansion of the universe?

  4. too big

    51 and 52, you are prob a white trash redneck like dog and hulk. those are ugly and too big. give me a pretty girl with a b cup any day over this white trash dumpster woman look.

  5. ch474

    I like cougars with big boobs. You know she’s going to do a Mrs Robinson on anything Brooke brings home

  6. sharpeidude

    She looks like Mankind-ish in this picture. Have a Nice Day!!!

  7. Ript1&0

    Fish, you know damn well you ain’t got a girlfriend. Don’t even front like that.

  8. CS

    She’s leaving him for the Macho Man…OH YEAHHHHHH!!!

  9. woodhorse

    I’d like to see her play a game of Chicken with Dog The Bounty Hunter’s wife. And I’m not even gay.

  10. woodhorse

    #33 I thought you said “quit whinnying”

  11. Ted from LA

    So now what does the Hulkster do? I suggest he pretend to hit her over the head with a chair.

  12. Evan

    *Looks at photos* Jeez, no wonder their kids are hideous. Their looks take after their mother.

  13. ipa

    how come nobody stated the obvious, old hag looks like britster is going to look like in er .. 10 .. hm, 5 years. yep.

  14. Real American

    Hey Hulk, whatchya gonna do when Linda divorces you?

  15. D Richards gots a stanky crotch

    Whatcha got against southerners ya damn inbred yankee? Eat dick, whore.

  16. D Richards, Massive Breeding Hole

    oy

  17. fwanga

    Superfish guy-you freakin’ kill me with your witty comments

  18. josselin

    Oh, my God. YOU really make me sick. I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet.com,right? It’s a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?

  19. Tina

    Brooke wears way too much makeup for her age … makes look like a drag queen…

  20. ooohjoe

    What a pig! Who’s going to feed her?

  21. jessy568974

    someone saw she is on an online service site sugarcupid.com, but i do not know it is true or not.

  22. Wolfie

    Smart move. She’s gotta try to grab some assets before the kid her son hospitalized for life gets his cut.

  23. IWONKY

    Aw shit, I thought that was the Dog’s wife…

  24. Everyone has an opinon, as we think it to be, but who knows what reallly happens in THEIR OWN LIVES? A marriage that has lasted these many years, has lasted for reasons that belong to them. Everyone has issues that need to be worked on, be it a celebrity or non-celebrity! Someone who may know a glimpse, could be Martin. Check out: myspace.com/brutus_vs_hogan

  25. Everyone has an opinon, as we think it to be, but who knows what reallly happens in THEIR OWN LIVES? A marriage that has lasted these many years, has lasted for reasons that belong to them. Everyone has issues that need to be worked on, be it a celebrity or non-celebrity! Someone who may know a glimpse, could be Martin. Check out: myspace.com/brutus_vs_hogan

  26. Hi my name is Chanda,

    Q: Can Martin, Linda’s Personal Trainer, SAVE their marriage?

    YES – NO

    WHY?

    http://www.myspace.com/brutus_vs_hogan

    -or-

    copy and paste: brutus_vs_hogan

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