Hulk Hogan threatened by Graziano family, graves vowed to be pissed on

John Graziano’s brother Frank has allegedly been leaving Hulk Hogan threatening messages since his appearance on Larry King Live, according to TMZ:

The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family — calling them “whores” and threatening to “piss on you and your family’s grave” — have been released.
Clearwater PD tells TMZ there is an “open investigation” into the calls.

The messages were played on Bubba the Love Sponge’s (?) radio show this morning and they’re beyond pathetic. It’s basically some assclown who’s seen way too many episodes of The Sopranos. The Hulk said some asinine shit, but he deserves a believable death threat that doesn’t make me laugh then suddenly crave a meatball sub. I’m talking a dead fish in his mailbox. Or shaving off his moustache in his sleep. I hope you’re writing these gems down, Frank Graziano, and not just polishing your pinky ring with a slice a da pizza.

EDIT: Uncensored and NSFW version of the messages here. Not safe for the kiddies either unless you want to explain why Darth Vader keeps saying “cocksucker.”