Hulk Hogan revealed to People that he still unconditionally loves his ex-wife Linda – even though she filed for divorce and currently has a 19-year-old kid ensnared in her leather vagina. But Hulk still keeps that torch burning and blames the reality for amplifying their problems. In the meantime, he’s been able to fix his relationship with Brooke:
Hogan says his relationship with Brooke, 20, “was strained for a while” after Brooke learned that Hogan had a brief fling with one of her close friends, a woman in her 30s. “Brooke has gone through a range of emotions,” Hogan says. “She was a little confused about who everybody was, and maybe had misinformation, but right now Brooke understands who I am, and who her mom is, and what’s real and not real. She’s doing real well now.”
Smart thinking, Hulk. You can’t have Linda, so you’ve moved on to her clone Brooke. Sure, her skin lacks the texture of beef jerky, but you didn’t build the world’s largest tanning bed for nothing. It may have taken years and they all laughed at you, but soon you’ll be having burnt crispy sex faster than you can say “We’re moving to Arkansas, brotha!”
sprotsdvl | June 27, 2008 at 10:47 am
FRST!?!
Dude | June 27, 2008 at 10:47 am
oh brother…
we want bikinis now!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 10:52 am
Mike Oxhbig still loves his husband… well only in Massachusetts or California.
ph7 | June 27, 2008 at 10:53 am
Their life story is repeated daily in almost every family south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Mike Oxbhig | June 27, 2008 at 10:58 am
@4…Keep thinking that Yankee…and stay up north.
havoc | June 27, 2008 at 10:59 am
Hulk loves his wife.
His wife loves Hulk’s money.
Nick loves dad’s money.
Brooke loves her dad’s fake wrestling last name.
Sounds about right……
.
Mr.Peanut | June 27, 2008 at 10:59 am
Sure he loves her. That’s why there won’t be any skidmarks in front of her leathery old body as Hulkster drives away in his yellow and red Dodge Viper…
“Outta my way brother! There’s a sale on Ed Hardy T-Shirts at Wal-Mart!”
whatever | June 27, 2008 at 11:00 am
@5 – Was that an attempt at an insult? Your lameness is ever increasing, oh rednecked one.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:00 am
#4 – and at the Casa di Oxhbig as well.
Mike Oxbhig | June 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
@3…Again, Im so flattered and glad to know Im in your hourly thoughts Elliot. Cant quit thinking about me huh?
Auntie Kryst | June 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
@7 Haha, good one!! Ed Hardy + anything from Hot Topic = Douchefucker..
rebecc | June 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
nick deserves to die and rot in jail.
Mike Oxbhig | June 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
@8…no, it was a statement, reflecting the thoughts of most of us that live at the beaches here in the south that you dipshit yankees come to and ruin. So to reiterate, KEEP YOUR GUIDO ASSES HOME.
SaraDevil | June 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
I don’t understand how he became big news again. The last thing I really remember of the hulk was a bad movie in like the 80′s.
Maybe I’ve been in Korea to long, but this makes no sense. He can’t possibly still wrestle?
FRIST!!! | June 27, 2008 at 11:10 am
This has nothing to do with the post, (and why should it), but I keep having dreams about my boss. Inappropriate. Is that normal??
Mr.Peanut | June 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
Seriously…is Ed Hardy mandated attire for every C-list douche in Hollywood???
Witnessed on Superficial wearing Ed Hardy:
Tila Tequila
Hogan
Speidi
Britney
What, Vern Troyer should be able to afford an Ed Hardy shirt now that his freak show has been released
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
#15 – Is your boss a man open to a homosexual tryst? Because Mike Oxhbig is considering leaving home since he hasn’t been, you know, reared properly.
If not, then ask him if he’s offended after you deep throat him…
Kim Lardassian | June 27, 2008 at 11:20 am
I love orange people – just luve em, they make the non orangies look so damned GOOD.
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 11:21 am
“i am the (sun-baked leather-skinned steroid abusing) walrus”
coo coo ca choo
/she looks rather frightened.
Mr.Peanut | June 27, 2008 at 11:29 am
He must love her – he’s always wearing his wife’s sunglasses in every picture.
FRIST!!! | June 27, 2008 at 11:31 am
#17 what????
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:34 am
#13 – Yes, I do think about you a lot these days. Youre wit and charm keep me semi erect here at Burger King and its hard to hide when Im cleaning the bathrooms. It does help me meet guys here though and Ive become semi-famous for doing pseudo gloryholes on the clock!
I cant tell if youre really gay or if youre just leading me on. Please let me know (I’ll keep my fingers crossed that you are)!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:41 am
#22 – HI MIKE OXHBIG!!!
Isn’t “Oxhbig” Douchian for “gloryhole”?
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
hahahahaha FRIST!!!..
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
and TRUST ME, I would know. Nothing says “IM A DOUCHE” like mispelling someones last name when trying to dog them out.
GOD, now Im a douchbag HOMO.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
#25 – Oh, my bad… this coming from the apostrophe hating inbred himself?
Harry Ballzack | June 27, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I’m sorry …. did someone say something about the Bolleas ?
Are they finally admitting their son is a piece of shit and their daughter is a loudmouth, coldhearted, moneygrubbin whore?
Or are the parents finally admitting they both have gigantic fetishes for boffing their kids ?
N0 ?
Until they leave the “denial-zone” don’t bother with them please.
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Hey Frist just do what I do when you do him. Take it up the ass and then suck your shit off his dick.
bootlips | June 27, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The divorce talk is a sham to hide the money that they will have to pay to Nick’s victim.
gerard Vandenberg | June 27, 2008 at 2:40 pm
What else can this MORON do?
sameshitdifferentyear | June 27, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Which one of these two has the real name Terry again?
It’s such a girlish name.
Oh yes, it must be that the guy’s name is Linda. The woman is Terry.
Britney http://ukblackloving.com | June 30, 2008 at 3:29 am
a strange pair.
douchebag Mcgee | July 3, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Holy Shit, I just realized Linda was a woman!
Either that, or had a blind, drunk plastic surgeon have a seizure while
working on “her”.
nanceeeee | December 23, 2008 at 5:28 pm
OMG I cannot imagine having that greasy blond head hanging over mine as we made love. Talking about Terry Bolle now, perhaps it is his baldness that began to turn her off, he could do a lot worse than her, she is hot! THEN HE CHEATED ON HER!!!!!!! I’m not saying Linda is guiltless here, but Terry owns the lions share for being unfaithful to her,! She is an awesome looking woman, and has produced Brook, who is beautiful and talented, a younger version of her mother. But, Nick needs to be dealt with, and is more Hulk than his mom. One can tell from their jailhouse conversations there is something wrong with the morality. This is a family with a tremendous amount of potential, not to mention monetary advantages! I hope they straighten things out, but admire Linda for her courage to date whomever she wishes, even though I would not do someone that young!!
nanceeeee | December 23, 2008 at 5:28 pm
OMG I cannot imagine having that greasy blond head hanging over mine as we made love. Talking about Terry Bolle now, perhaps it is his baldness that began to turn her off, he could do a lot worse than her, she is hot! THEN HE CHEATED ON HER!!!!!!! I’m not saying Linda is guiltless here, but Terry owns the lions share for being unfaithful to her,! She is an awesome looking woman, and has produced Brook, who is beautiful and talented, a younger version of her mother. But, Nick needs to be dealt with, and is more Hulk than his mom. One can tell from their jailhouse conversations there is something wrong with the morality. This is a family with a tremendous amount of potential, not to mention monetary advantages! I hope they straighten things out, but admire Linda for her courage to date whomever she wishes, even though I would not do someone that young!!
nanceeeee | December 23, 2008 at 5:28 pm
OMG I cannot imagine having that greasy blond head hanging over mine as we made love. Talking about Terry Bolle now, perhaps it is his baldness that began to turn her off, he could do a lot worse than her, she is hot! THEN HE CHEATED ON HER!!!!!!! I’m not saying Linda is guiltless here, but Terry owns the lions share for being unfaithful to her,! She is an awesome looking woman, and has produced Brook, who is beautiful and talented, a younger version of her mother. But, Nick needs to be dealt with, and is more Hulk than his mom. One can tell from their jailhouse conversations there is something wrong with the morality. This is a family with a tremendous amount of potential, not to mention monetary advantages! I hope they straighten things out, but admire Linda for her courage to date whomever she wishes, even though I would not do someone that young!!
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