Hulk Hogan’s lawyer should probably teach the Hulkster about premeditated murder, because he just openly admitted to wanting to go O.J. on his ex-wife Linda and her boyfriend Charley, according to Page Six:
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
Here’s where O.J. was smart, Hulk, while you’re obviously distracted from having sex with Brooke’s clone: The Juice had the foresight to kill his ex-wife without announcing his plans during the divorce proceedings thus costing him precious money he needed to beat murder charges. Now, I’m not saying you shouldn’t go through with it, just know you’re working with a severe handicap and pretty much gave up the element of surprise. Then again, these two don’t look like readers, so hang in there. No one likes a quitter.