Hulk Hogan is kind of f-cked up

March 16th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Here’s Hulk Hogan laying a kiss on his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel after watching his daughter Brooke “perform” Sunday. Or is that Brooke? I mean, Jesus, how can you tell? Plus the Hulk’s pretty old, so how does he know when to go for the butt grab? Or am I wrong in assuming that’s even a thought process?

“Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab.”
“Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab.”
“Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt gra-WHOA! Sorry, Nick. — But not really.”

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Comments (56)

  1. FIRST | March 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    FIRST

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  2. FIRST | March 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    FIRST

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  3. FIRST | March 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    FIRST

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  4. FIRST | March 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    FIRST

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  5. FIRST | March 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    FIRST

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  6. FIRSTafterFIRST | March 16, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    FIRRRST

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  7. Daughter | March 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I totally thought that was Brooke. What’s with all the firsts??

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  8. devilsrain | March 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Oh you locked up that first, im sure your day is complete now loser.

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  9. pat | March 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    I have brooke hogan’s panties for sale! Cheap!
    http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/

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  10. Shep | March 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Which one’s Brooke? The tongue action in the first pic doesn’t really seal the deal for me that that’s his girlfriend….. I mean we are talking about a guy who slathered oil all over his daughters ass…….

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  11. Rat Boyd | March 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    I don’t know if this constitutes Hulk keeping it Ral or not?? That dude is still pretty big though

    http://www.ikeepsitral.com

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  12. Rat Boyd | March 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Hulk keeps it RAL!!!
    http://www.ikeepsitral.com

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  13. bosendorfer | March 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    this girl LOVED her father!

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  14. James Martineau | March 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Real men wear fanny packs.

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  15. Dave | March 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    hahaha

    Say your prayers & eat your vitamins!

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  16. Deacon Jones | March 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Yeah. I saw this vid where she pole dances, and as soon as the dance ends, he turns to his girlfriend and starts making out with her.

    Hulk’s losing some mass…

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  17. 1994 | March 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Hey, Hulk! Nice fanny pack, fag.

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  18. Amber | March 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    I thought that was Brooke and believed it until I read the article. Gross! Based on photos of him putting suntan lotion on her, and everything else that family does, I’m only surprised that I was surprised at all. Glad it was somebody else at least.

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  19. Amber | March 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I thought that was Brooke and believed it until I read the article. Gross! Based on photos of him putting suntan lotion on her, and everything else that family does, I’m only surprised that I was surprised at all. Glad it was somebody else at least.

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  20. Gross | March 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    This explains a lot. “Hello, Brooke? These are your issues calling. Oh, hold on, there’s a call on the other line. Hello? Jennifer? Get out while you can.”

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  21. casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Hey I think that first guy was first. Did anyone else think they were first? Well, wrong. Because first guy was first.

    *nodnodnodnodnod*

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  22. Venom | March 16, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    That is kind of disgusting.

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  23. S | March 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    um they have the same big head/chin thing going on
    and same bad blonde hair/tan
    same bad nose job
    ……
    am i missing something
    or are all girls supposed to do strip shows
    and claim they dont have daddy issues?

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  24. Kat | March 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Oh my gosh, you guys. I posted a hillllllarious Brook Hogan animated gif on my blog this morning and in the process stared at it so long that I started feeling nauseous and had to step outside for some fresh air. Don’t stare at this too long: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=447

    But seriously, she’s pretty yecccch.

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  25. g_girl | March 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Sick…..!!!!!

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  26. Lana | March 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I seriosly thought he was kissing his daughter on the lips! They look identical.

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  27. Mike Walker | March 16, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Baby got backfat.

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  28. Americanwhitetrash | March 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    America’s first family of trailer park white trash. Probably why they are so popular. They fit in with all the tractor pull, monster truck, American Idol watching, and don’t forget American Gladiator watching retards every where.

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  29. ethan | March 16, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    wtf are you people talking about? his gf and brooke look nothing alike. the gf is normal sized. brooke is roughly the size of a pregnant whale.

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  30. Blah Girls! | March 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    how awkward is that watching his daughter dance on a pole ?

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  31. 8[ | March 16, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    nuthin lika outdoor fest with a stripper pole for my hot daughter to get me in the mood to drink more beers and make-out wif ma butch.

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  32. Erika | March 16, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Hulk Hogan wears a fanny pack. lol

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  33. Elise | March 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    I lived in South Florida for 6 years. This is so typical. Pure, 100% white trash. As info, that fanny pack probably contains a weapon to defend himself against fellow white trash.

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  34. sin | March 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    I think the one in black is his daughter. But what father would bring a date to watch his daughter work a stripper pole?? Hulk probably took his “girlfriend” back to his room and kept calling out Brookes name as her fucked her.
    This is one sick family.

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  35. sin | March 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    I think the one in black is his daughter. But what father would bring a date to watch his daughter work a stripper pole?? Hulk probably took his “girlfriend” back to his room and kept calling out Brookes name as her fucked her.
    This is one sick family.

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  36. roxi | March 16, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    none of them blondes has an ass whatsoever…

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  37. sin | March 17, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Damn. She MUST do something about that huge chin. I can handle her being large, muscular or whatever the hell she is, but that chin takes away from her face and makes her look like her old man. Scary.

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  38. Hannah | March 17, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Wow, his the size of his hand compared to the standard red party cup is kind of insane.

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  39. Lowlands | March 17, 2009 at 2:37 am

    It’s better to see him kissing then pole dancing! *Shudder*

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  40. marc | March 17, 2009 at 3:37 am

    No one mentioned that the Hulk’s repping Bubba the love sponge. Bubba army in full effect props to the hulkster for giving bubba the free plugs with the paps

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  41. RichPort's Ghost | March 17, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Somewhere, Joe Simpson is masturbating furiously…

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  42. missywissy | March 17, 2009 at 10:41 am

    @27- who gives a fuck. Go to the anorexia website if you can’t stand the sight of some cushion.

    Anyway, this family is so screwed up. Hulk is practically dating his daughter and his ex is dating a dude that could pass for her son. I know it’s a free country and this is exactly what our ancestors fought for, but wish they wouldn’t flaunt their fuckupedness in public.

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  43. NS | March 17, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I’d love to see a sex tape of Hulk with his girlfriend and daughter. That would be so fucking hot.

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  44. ??Re6el?? | March 17, 2009 at 11:26 am

    grrrr…hulk like fanny pack…

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  45. yikes! | March 17, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    whoa… he watched his daughter do that performance.. that’s no good.

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  46. Katherine | March 18, 2009 at 1:39 am

    This is some twisted shit. Goodness, this guy has issues. Between Linda Hogan’s affair with that teenager, to this mess, can this family be anymore fucked up. Help them Jesus!

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  47. bogdana | March 18, 2009 at 6:42 am

    white trash royalty

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  48. chupacabra | March 18, 2009 at 10:16 am

    Now, let me get this straight… His wife, daughter, and new girlfriend are clones?

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  49. liz4sale | March 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    what kind of fuckery is this?? how could he date someone that looks exactly like his daughter. its not even like shes just blonde and tall. she looks like an exact replica of brooke hogan. like same face, age, body, hair, everything. just..creepy man.

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  50. me | March 20, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    oh dear

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