Hulk Hogan is kind of f-cked up

March 16th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Here’s Hulk Hogan laying a kiss on his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel after watching his daughter Brooke “perform” Sunday. Or is that Brooke? I mean, Jesus, how can you tell? Plus the Hulk’s pretty old, so how does he know when to go for the butt grab? Or am I wrong in assuming that’s even a thought process?

“Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab.”
“Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab.”
“Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt gra-WHOA! Sorry, Nick. — But not really.”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. FIRST

    FIRST

  2. FIRST

    FIRST

  3. FIRST

    FIRST

  4. FIRST

    FIRST

  5. FIRST

    FIRST

  6. FIRSTafterFIRST

    FIRRRST

  7. I totally thought that was Brooke. What’s with all the firsts??

  8. devilsrain

    Oh you locked up that first, im sure your day is complete now loser.

  9. pat

    I have brooke hogan’s panties for sale! Cheap!
    http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/

  10. Shep

    Which one’s Brooke? The tongue action in the first pic doesn’t really seal the deal for me that that’s his girlfriend….. I mean we are talking about a guy who slathered oil all over his daughters ass…….

  11. I don’t know if this constitutes Hulk keeping it Ral or not?? That dude is still pretty big though

    http://www.ikeepsitral.com

  12. bosendorfer

    this girl LOVED her father!

  13. James Martineau

    Real men wear fanny packs.

  14. Dave

    hahaha

    Say your prayers & eat your vitamins!

  15. Deacon Jones

    Yeah. I saw this vid where she pole dances, and as soon as the dance ends, he turns to his girlfriend and starts making out with her.

    Hulk’s losing some mass…

  16. 1994

    Hey, Hulk! Nice fanny pack, fag.

  17. Amber

    I thought that was Brooke and believed it until I read the article. Gross! Based on photos of him putting suntan lotion on her, and everything else that family does, I’m only surprised that I was surprised at all. Glad it was somebody else at least.

  18. Amber

    I thought that was Brooke and believed it until I read the article. Gross! Based on photos of him putting suntan lotion on her, and everything else that family does, I’m only surprised that I was surprised at all. Glad it was somebody else at least.

  19. Gross

    This explains a lot. “Hello, Brooke? These are your issues calling. Oh, hold on, there’s a call on the other line. Hello? Jennifer? Get out while you can.”

  20. Hey I think that first guy was first. Did anyone else think they were first? Well, wrong. Because first guy was first.

    *nodnodnodnodnod*

  21. Venom

    That is kind of disgusting.

  22. S

    um they have the same big head/chin thing going on
    and same bad blonde hair/tan
    same bad nose job
    ……
    am i missing something
    or are all girls supposed to do strip shows
    and claim they dont have daddy issues?

  23. Kat

    Oh my gosh, you guys. I posted a hillllllarious Brook Hogan animated gif on my blog this morning and in the process stared at it so long that I started feeling nauseous and had to step outside for some fresh air. Don’t stare at this too long: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=447

    But seriously, she’s pretty yecccch.

  24. g_girl

    Sick…..!!!!!

  25. Lana

    I seriosly thought he was kissing his daughter on the lips! They look identical.

  26. Mike Walker

    Baby got backfat.

  27. Americanwhitetrash

    America’s first family of trailer park white trash. Probably why they are so popular. They fit in with all the tractor pull, monster truck, American Idol watching, and don’t forget American Gladiator watching retards every where.

  28. ethan

    wtf are you people talking about? his gf and brooke look nothing alike. the gf is normal sized. brooke is roughly the size of a pregnant whale.

  29. how awkward is that watching his daughter dance on a pole ?

  30. 8[

    nuthin lika outdoor fest with a stripper pole for my hot daughter to get me in the mood to drink more beers and make-out wif ma butch.

  31. Erika

    Hulk Hogan wears a fanny pack. lol

  32. Elise

    I lived in South Florida for 6 years. This is so typical. Pure, 100% white trash. As info, that fanny pack probably contains a weapon to defend himself against fellow white trash.

  33. sin

    I think the one in black is his daughter. But what father would bring a date to watch his daughter work a stripper pole?? Hulk probably took his “girlfriend” back to his room and kept calling out Brookes name as her fucked her.
    This is one sick family.

  34. sin

    I think the one in black is his daughter. But what father would bring a date to watch his daughter work a stripper pole?? Hulk probably took his “girlfriend” back to his room and kept calling out Brookes name as her fucked her.
    This is one sick family.

  35. roxi

    none of them blondes has an ass whatsoever…

  36. sin

    Damn. She MUST do something about that huge chin. I can handle her being large, muscular or whatever the hell she is, but that chin takes away from her face and makes her look like her old man. Scary.

  37. Hannah

    Wow, his the size of his hand compared to the standard red party cup is kind of insane.

  38. Lowlands

    It’s better to see him kissing then pole dancing! *Shudder*

  39. marc

    No one mentioned that the Hulk’s repping Bubba the love sponge. Bubba army in full effect props to the hulkster for giving bubba the free plugs with the paps

  40. Somewhere, Joe Simpson is masturbating furiously…

  41. missywissy

    @27- who gives a fuck. Go to the anorexia website if you can’t stand the sight of some cushion.

    Anyway, this family is so screwed up. Hulk is practically dating his daughter and his ex is dating a dude that could pass for her son. I know it’s a free country and this is exactly what our ancestors fought for, but wish they wouldn’t flaunt their fuckupedness in public.

  42. NS

    I’d love to see a sex tape of Hulk with his girlfriend and daughter. That would be so fucking hot.

  43. grrrr…hulk like fanny pack…

  44. yikes!

    whoa… he watched his daughter do that performance.. that’s no good.

  45. Katherine

    This is some twisted shit. Goodness, this guy has issues. Between Linda Hogan’s affair with that teenager, to this mess, can this family be anymore fucked up. Help them Jesus!

  46. bogdana

    white trash royalty

  47. chupacabra

    Now, let me get this straight… His wife, daughter, and new girlfriend are clones?

  48. liz4sale

    what kind of fuckery is this?? how could he date someone that looks exactly like his daughter. its not even like shes just blonde and tall. she looks like an exact replica of brooke hogan. like same face, age, body, hair, everything. just..creepy man.

  49. me

    oh dear

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