Hulk Hogan frolics with new lady friend

April 4th, 2008 // 114 Comments

Hulk Hogan took his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel to Miami beach for some R&R. You may remember her from last week when everyone thought she was Brooke Hogan. However, without her make-up on she looks more like Meryl Streep’s twin sister – who loves steroids. But the Hulk takes what the Hulk can get. I mean, seriously, I could make a leather couch out of his skin. Do you think his moustache could hold a beer can? Actually, that’s pretty insulting. It could hold a case.

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  1. rockignoresfans

    i miss linda…:( it was one happy family. i do like his style with the blondes and big breasts..lol no offense! but who would hate it?

  2. KickRocks

    where’s a good shark attack when you need one?

  3. anarchist316

    thats the ugliest broad ive ever seen. def a stepdown from linda.

  4. Stephanie

    does this mean he has a secret desire for Brooke? i mean, it can’t be normal to go after a new woman who looks SO MUCH like your daughter.
    … can it?

  5. Winston

    Hulk’s ex-wife looked like a tranny and so does this chick.

  6. Aryan Nation

    After seeing Hulk’s women, how can anyone deny that blondes are beautiful?

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    When did Hulk start dating Dennis Hopper?

  8. Randy Savage

    I like how the Hulk isn’t even wrestling any more – yet he’s sticking with the bleach blonde hair. Nice choice, Terry!

  9. Max

    it’s got to be her sense of humor….her face is busted and her frame is thick and she looks like straight trailer.

  10. jennifer

    omg! he left linda for that! omg! she needs a tan if she wants to be with him and some great makeup(yeah i know that she is in the water), but if she thinks that he loves her for her looks, she has another thing coming!

  11. ah-choo

    people, those are not breasts. that is a man.

  12. pipi

    #9, it’s been a long time since I have laughed out loud when reading this site- thanks. Oh, and thanks to the Hulk for the saggy man boobs. mmm, man boobs.

  13. teeny

    Funny…she resembles his daughter, Brooke Hogan… but only on Brooke’s good day(s).

  14. eye-dish lass

    Aw jeez….now they’re gonna have to drain the whole Pacific Ocean. Barnacles!!

  15. eye-dish lass

    Oops – they’re in Miami….so drain the Atlantic….but better do both just to be safe.

  16. justtheobvious

    i don’t know which is worse, Hulk Hogans chest & stomach or that hag he is withs face!

  17. sucreKID

    Only in water will Hulk metamorphasize into a sea serpent.

    mhm. What’s with shitty glasses/looking like an asshole SERPENTINE SERPENTINE!

  18. misery bunny

    nice skullet

  19. PWE

    They look like brother & sister.

    http://www.prowrestlingevents.tk

  20. kriera

    They really do look like brother+sister. Maybe they met each other in the hair dye section of KMARTS. THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR OF FAKE BLOND.

  21. Anna

    That weird old man has a nasty sausage nipple. And no areola.

  22. fuck you

    Ewww…..they look like two men……..totallly gross!!!

  23. Victoria

    These have to be some of the most graphic and horrifying photos I’ve ever laid eyes on.

  24. Skeeter

    Hulk” s new woman looks kinda like that ugly hag that Prince Charles married! Hulk needs to go see a plastic surgeon to get rid of that hanging belly skin and to give that fugly looking woman to Flava Flave!

  25. shadowgirl

    What the f–k!! Is that a woman or a walrus??

  26. Jill

    that horrifying.

  27. Brokeback Hogan

  28. Jack

    Those pictures are 31 flavors of fucking WRONG.

  29. Hogan_fan74

    If you look at the pic of him by himself, he’s still wearing a wedding ring. Or at least a ring on his married finger. Hmm….

  30. URbitch

    So… anyone else up for suicide?

  31. #40 you go & get the rope. everyone else pretty much took the words out of my mouth!

  32. Thomas

    Looks like current Hulk dating Hulk of thirty years ago.

  33. shimmy

    I just had to swallow the vomit that burst from the back of my throat.

  34. Skeeter

    For all the people that have said that it looks like Hulk is wearing a wedding ring, he is!—-however, it is a tattooed version of one he got.

  35. Is she any relation to Hattie McDaniel?

  36. Ssrn53

    Hogan’s nipples is almost in his armpits. His skin is stretched out to the max.

  37. Erica

    If Randal doesn’t even have anything nice to say, no one does. Seriously, there are so many things wrong with these two. Sure, they’re older. But cover up! It’s embaressing for all of us.

  38. Pak31

    Wait, he’s already moved on???? Wasn’t he just recently shocked by the news that his wife filed for divorce and he’s already found a new woman? That is what kills me with these celebs. They are portrayed as so happy or announce how in love they are yet they find new love the next day!! If he was really committed to his long relationship with his wife then one would think he’d need a little bit of time to get thru the greiving period. Yeah right.

  39. bangyou@web.com

    your comment is stupid and kranky! you are soo superficial! i think a woman with a certain age, is allowed to have an older skin. Anyways I wish I could see your skin!

  40. 3rd planet

    Like so many of u, I remember the ‘hulkster’ back in the day when he could outwrestle anyone!! He had his pic of the ladies too….most of them really gorgous!! Well, it looks like age & gravity have taken their toll on him; now hes old & flabby & taking the leftover women that nobody else wants!

  41. apparently something is missing

    I can’t believe you guys are being so mean. Male pattern baldness is nothing to laugh at. The man is just trying to grow a combover. I feel your pain, Hulk.

  42. Coo

    Amazon woman!!

  43. havamal

    That’s a MAN baby!!!

  44. asscrack

    Scary leather man titties, man that woman is five shades of fugly!

  45. ForrestWhitakersLazyEye

    I wonder if Hulk got her DNA tested. She looks like a by-product of one of Hulk’s mid 80′s roid filled sex orgy. Hulk is banging his illegitimate daughter.

  46. Brian

    #97. She is not just 5 shades of fugly. She is 50 shades of mofo fugly.

  47. nikki

    the only thing i see when i look at these pictures is a man and a woman enjoying one anothers company, NO WONDER CELEBS ARE FIGHTING BACK AT THE TABLOIDS, AND THE MEDIA , PERSONALLY I COULD GIVE A SHIT WHO HE DATES IF HE’S COMFORTABLE WITH HER AND SHE’S COMFORTABLE WITH HIM BALD HEAD AND ALL THAT’S ALL THAT’S MATTERS NOT THE OPINONS OF ASSHOLES SUCH AS YOU ALL AND THE FUCKING MEDIA.

  48. Jammy

    *ooh* Mini-puke in mouth

  49. see his skin boys n girls? thats what happens after living where the sun shines every bloody day

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