Hulk Hogan frolics with new lady friend

April 4th, 2008 // 114 Comments

Hulk Hogan took his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel to Miami beach for some R&R. You may remember her from last week when everyone thought she was Brooke Hogan. However, without her make-up on she looks more like Meryl Streep’s twin sister – who loves steroids. But the Hulk takes what the Hulk can get. I mean, seriously, I could make a leather couch out of his skin. Do you think his moustache could hold a beer can? Actually, that’s pretty insulting. It could hold a case.


Comments (114)

  1. alex | April 4, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    first!

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  2. SLASH | April 4, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Is he pary African? Geh!!! Sunblock, dude, sunblock that shit!!!

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  3. SLASH | April 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Typos rock!

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  4. Miss | April 4, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Dahm..at least be with a semi hot girl, not some girl who looks like a cashier at Walmart.

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  5. SLASH | April 4, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    #4 Walmart? I was thinking Dollar Store…

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  6. sweetz | April 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    ugly gad ??????????????

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  7. hnb | April 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    …and someone who doesn’t look exactly like your daughter.

    that’s where i’d draw the line. just sayin’.

    http://www.webelowwear.com

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  8. Famous Plastic | April 4, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Well at least we know that The Hulk loves fake tits. First his wife, then his daughter, now has girlfriend. Ewwwww.

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  9. woodhorse | April 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I wonder if that’s what the Vikings looked like as they frolicked in the English Channel after a day of raping and pillaging.

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  10. Grunion | April 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    His GF’s name should be Mela Noma

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  11. white trash smothers the state of indiana | April 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    no #4 is right wal mart cashier

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  12. bob sakamano | April 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm
  13. meanmofo | April 4, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Well at least the ol’ Hulkster is getting some tittie…I wonder if he says things like “come over here and play with my python!” then rips off his own shirt and puts his hand to his ear as if to get cheers from the crowd that only now exist in his mind…

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  14. eggtooth | April 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    the first thing i thought of was that shrek movie where he gets married. i thought maybe perhaps this was the live action version being filmed.

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  15. Randal | April 4, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Since I don’t have anything nice to say, I won’t say anything at all.

    Randal

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  16. LL | April 4, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Gorgeous water, too bad there’s trash floating in it.

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  17. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 4, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Hello mam…

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  18. IKE | April 4, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Damn! Getting old is scary. Hasn’t the Hulk-ster heard of HGH. Looking at this guy makes me want to stay young forever!!

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  19. FromOutOfNoWhere | April 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    holy crap is that a dude Hulk is the water with. Damn I would stayed with Brooks best friend.

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  20. GoyaISAbitch | April 4, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    White people are so trashy. They’re the original n!ggers.

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  21. joe | April 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Which one is the hulk?

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  22. Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 4, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    lady friend? looks more like walrus mating season.

    lol @ randal

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  23. havoc | April 4, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Jesus Christ!

    Make-up stat!

    .

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  24. havoc | April 4, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    In that first photo, does she have her dentures out or something?

    Gah….

    .

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  25. deacon jones | April 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    She looks like a Viking warrior or something, what the fuck HULK????

    He went from that piece of ass chick from Miami to this????

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  26. Sid | April 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    “She” looks like Drew Barrymore’s brother, um, Drew.

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  27. Racer X | April 4, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Hulk likes blonds w/ big tits.

    /I like his style

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  28. Bruce Jenner | April 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    These photos are way out of date, they belong back in the ’70s (“East German swimmer enjoys frolic at the beach”).

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  29. Auntie Kryst | April 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    @9 LOL, good one!! Seriously put an ax in their hands and they look like a Molly Hatchet cover, maybe the live action version of Heavy Metal.

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  30. Murla | April 4, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Um, why is he waring his wedding ring?

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  31. Anonymous | April 4, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    He looks scary. I bet his penis is really big. YIKES!!!

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  32. Trover | April 4, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    The Hulk loves his some UGLY blondes with fake racks. Damn, that lady looks straight from the trailer park with that hairdo.

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  33. jiver | April 4, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    His torso looks like Donald Trump

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  34. nick | April 4, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    dont know much about the hulk….but his skin will make a nice handbag and possibly a small suitcase once his time on earth is over

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  35. Laura | April 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    I can’t believe how ugly the Hulk is, it’s hurting my eyes looking at him. She could do way better.

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  36. minniememe | April 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    he’s dating Debbie Rowe? And she used to be a dermatology nurse!

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  37. fbomb | April 4, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    wait… isn’t that Wilford Brimley. Wonder if he took his diabeetus meds

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  38. voicescary | April 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    he needs to get his roots done.

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  39. Marky | April 4, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    EWWWWWWW. Who are these skanks and why is my eyesight failing so fast? It’s as if these photos caused some sort of injuruiyeos. l’m truong ti tupe but camt ‘see thr jeys

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  40. Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 4, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    lmao @ 37 “Wilford Brimley”
    well played!

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  41. Ted Mosby | April 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Hulk loves them old and masculine.

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  42. Vas Deferens | April 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Thunderlips is looking old.

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  43. Tits McGee | April 4, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Makes me want to recite a Poem!

    Makeup-Less Horse-Face,
    Fake tits somewhat perky,
    Hulk’s Tan Muscles Glisten,
    Like a Side of Wet Jerky.

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  44. lipper | April 4, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Odd thing is, he never LOOKS at her. I’d be sickened too.. but then again how can SHE stand him. Perfect match!

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  45. Ted from LA | April 4, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Why is he purple? If I were a lifeguard I would be screaming for help.

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  46. Thegrayway | April 4, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    My god, the back of his head looks like my old mop.. He seriously needs to realize his stringy hair, or lack therof, needs to GO. No matter the length, Hulk, it ain’t coming back on top.

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  47. Spongebob Gangsta | April 4, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    I thought the grandpa from Everybody Loves Raymond died.

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  48. EPISIOTOMY BOY | April 4, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    #20, go get the rope, n!gger.

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  49. nancy | April 4, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I wonder when he’s gonna admit to himself that growing your hair long won’t make up for the fact that there’s no hair on top. Michael Bolton, anyone?

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  50. KillMONTAG | April 4, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    I actually wanna HURL looking at this leathery ugly piece of filth, wanker..

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