Hulk Hogan is contesting his wife Linda Bollea’s request for alimony and states in a court filing that she can support herself and son Nick. That’s if Nick even wants to stay with his mom. The Herald Tribune reports:
Hogan’s petition, filed Wednesday under his real name of Terry Bollea, also says their son Nick, who is 17 and no longer a student, is old enough to decide which parent he wants to live with.
Hogan wants the couple’s assets and liabilities equitably distributed. He intends to continue the family’s health insurance coverage, the petition states.
Basically, what Hulk is saying is, “We’ll split our shit then you and your grotesquely large boobs are on your own.” That’s fair but firm. If I were the Hulk, I would have gone for a slightly different approach; namely keeping all my money then petitioning the judge for a scissor-kick to my wife’s face. It’s fair but full of face kicking, so everyone’s a winner. And by everyone, I mean me and my moustache comb made of gold.
Cowgirl | November 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
The smack down on #1!?
Bambi | November 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Happy New Year
i had to do it | November 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I had to do it….FIRST!!!!
Jimbo | November 30, 2007 at 1:52 pm
So what. Is this a slow news day or what. First Akkon and the Hulk..
steve | November 30, 2007 at 1:54 pm
that dude’s buffed. His wife is a hideous weasel.
It looks like the pic is depicting him defining a “No Cock” zone.
Okay, I’m tired.
Matt | November 30, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Having known the Bollea family (or, as you know them, the Hogans) for a number of years personally, I believe this is a ploy to split the family’s assets so that when the Graziano family sues them, they won’t lose everything. Terry and Linda are two people who I could NEVER see getting a divorce.
Just my two cents.
RENEE... | November 30, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I just looked at the picture but didn’t feel like reading the post, and I have to say…Brooke Hogan looks good here…less manly than usual; but she really should do something about that mustache…wait…thats….not…oh, whoopsies.
Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 2:03 pm
“I believe this is a ploy to split the family’s assets so that when the Graziano family sues them, they won’t lose everything. Terry and Linda are two people who I could NEVER see getting a divorce.”
Word. Superficial needs to put this possibility on notice on the front page to let the sleeze bag “He should of wore his seatbelt” bashing can begin. The Bollea’s are rats, that whole statement just irked me. Anyways I believe the St. Petersburg Times wrote a piece on this.:
http://www.sptimes.com/2007/11/27/Hillsborough/Lawyer__Is_Bollea_div.shtml
LayDeeBug | November 30, 2007 at 2:04 pm
God DAMN, I don’t know what it is but that man just makes my liver quiver, he just butters my biscuits, he makes me go all gooey betwixt the hips.
Lets get ready to rumble, baby!
LayDeeBug | November 30, 2007 at 2:05 pm
RENEE- You get the “made me belly laugh” prize for today. Thank you.
Matt | November 30, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Anon – I hadn’t seen that article, but it confirms my suspicions. I knew those kids when they were younger, and I just can’t believe how they turned out.
Terry used to be a great parent, now I think his desire to give his kids whatever they want turned him into an enabler for them to act out.
FRIST!!! | November 30, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Why are they getting a divorce?????..
she is greedy. | November 30, 2007 at 2:17 pm
the son sucks and is good for nothing.
If his wife gets half of everything ( which will be some millions ) she does not need to get alimony too, that is only fair.
she is greedy. | November 30, 2007 at 2:17 pm
the son sucks and is good for nothing.
If his wife gets half of everything ( which will be some millions ) she does not need to get alimony too, that is only fair.
veggi | November 30, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I don’t have anything to say about this……
so, here’s a video of some woman that can NOT fucking park. It’s quite amusing..
I’m going to go look for another one I watched yesterday with a fat chick, an elf and mr. crazy dressed as tron…. be right back!..
veggi | November 30, 2007 at 2:48 pm
ok, here’s the fucking best “what the fucking holy hell” video you’ll ever see!..
bb | November 30, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I agree with you, #9, there’s something about him, not quite sure what it is!!! He’s kinda fly for a white (old) guy!
roastbeef | November 30, 2007 at 3:12 pm
How did Brooke end up being such a gigantic amazonian tranny and Nick is a midget??
Summer | November 30, 2007 at 3:21 pm
http://www.veryliberating.com
get it off your chest.
totally anon.
you’ll feel better.<3
http://www.veryliberating.com
get it off your chest.
totally anon.
you’ll feel better.<3
Hulk is so much better than that fame-loving fake bitch.
yeah | November 30, 2007 at 3:26 pm
18-
brooke is like her dad, large, robust, good posture, strong chinned.
not only is nick short, he looks weak, slouches, and doesn’t have a chin at all!
nick is a slug who will never be worth anything without daddy.
Holycrap | November 30, 2007 at 3:35 pm
He’d be OK if hew shaved the Mo off, nice bod, shit half of millions?? and she wants even more? How fucking greedy can you be? I bet he was the principal breadwinner too.
Robin Claire | November 30, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I hate that woman.
Jason | November 30, 2007 at 3:39 pm
@16 That is some funny shit!
djp | November 30, 2007 at 3:43 pm
i agree with the legal theory, except weren’t they on the rocks or something several weeks before the car accident?
Gerald_Tarrant | November 30, 2007 at 3:54 pm
The Hulkster isn’t going to be able to afford his vitamins after SheHulk gets done with him. Maybe Vince McMahon will bail Hulk’s worn out ass again and offer him yet another comeback.
PunkA | November 30, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Hulk is flush. By giving his wife half and dumping her off the payroll, he comes up ahead in the deal because the bitch spends money she has never made. Like cutting off a leech. Win-win for Hulk.
Toby Weymiller | November 30, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I love her. I would play those boobs like bongo drums!
lucifer's left nut | November 30, 2007 at 4:27 pm
he is right for cutting her off after splitting half the assets. get a job, bitch.
oh and i still have no sympathy after seeing john grazicoma on the “drinking boat” earlier that day before the wreck. so now we know that 23 year old grazicoma decides it’s a good idea to not wear a seatbelt while riding with a 17 teen year old speed freak who he’d been drinking with or at least knew was drinking earlier that day. i thought he was dumb when i heard he was a marine tool but this just confirms it.
D. Richards (Shit.) | November 30, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Fuck Hulk-lame-O! I just wanna go home..
Mark | November 30, 2007 at 5:29 pm
He should be dating someone his daughter’s age, anyway.
Ted from LA | November 30, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Does anyone here know what divorce is like? If not, I recommend you take all of the shit you own, haul it out to your front yard, take a picture of it, get the picture developed, then tear it in half. Taa daa! Is it true they use Hulk’s wife’s face to make monster cookies?
Elton John | November 30, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Hulk is trying to conceal the fact that his dick is the size of a miniature golf pencil from all the steroids.
woodhorse | November 30, 2007 at 6:35 pm
He’s giving the universal sign language for “no dick”.
woodhorse | November 30, 2007 at 6:38 pm
31: lol
Nick Bollea's brain dead passenger/victim | November 30, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Does he wear anything besides Ed Hardy t-shirts? It’s like his uniform.
fiona123568 | November 30, 2007 at 9:10 pm
someone said he has an account on an online aervice site sugarcupid.com, do u believe?
TheLostGirl | December 1, 2007 at 12:10 am
Good for him!
TheLostGirl | December 1, 2007 at 12:10 am
Good for him!
gerard Vandenberg | December 1, 2007 at 12:28 am
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
Carlos | December 1, 2007 at 6:59 am
Come on, Hulk Hogan isn’t gonna scissor-kick anybody.
gerard Vandenberg | December 1, 2007 at 7:29 am
This super-asshole was born wth a DICK in his head……no,no………..it was his ASS. That’s the real reason his wife left him for good!!
Why Don't You Just Get Another Fucking Job? | December 1, 2007 at 12:36 pm
#36
I believe u should have elephants fuck u in ur nostrils.
gerard Vandenberg | December 1, 2007 at 1:08 pm
BORN AS AN ASSHOLE AND LEAVING THIS WORLD AS ONE!!
kellygrrrl | December 1, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Nick gets to pick what parent to live with????
He should be spending the next few years in prison!!!!
This is such a play for sympathy for Nick – pitted in a custody battle
and a ploy to hide money from the family of the War Vet who will spend the rest of his life in a vegetative state.
That family deserves every dime. That young man could live for many many years, and the more money they have, the easier it will be to care for him
Alexandra | December 2, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I’m starting to wonder if Hulk is Nick’s real father – I wouldn’t put it past the wife to have screwed around.
Anyways I can’t WAIT to see who Hulk hooks up with next1
eXtasyStef | December 2, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I normally am the hell yeah, get it all girl type, but this bitch was too cowardly to serve him the papers, or even send him a damned text or something. I hope Hulk gets it all.
Adlaw | December 3, 2007 at 4:04 am
He is very cool. Just noticed his album on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” SearchingMillionaire.com”.
rebeccahutchinson | March 13, 2008 at 9:03 am
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rebeccahutchinson | March 13, 2008 at 9:03 am
am i the only one who is crazy about this thing with bobby brown abd marsha marsha? they are so cute
rebeccahutchinson | March 13, 2008 at 9:03 am
am i the only one who is crazy about this thing with bobby brown abd marsha marsha? they are so cute