Hulk Hogan dishes out a legal smackdown

November 30th, 2007 // 52 Comments

Hulk Hogan is contesting his wife Linda Bollea’s request for alimony and states in a court filing that she can support herself and son Nick. That’s if Nick even wants to stay with his mom. The Herald Tribune reports:

Hogan’s petition, filed Wednesday under his real name of Terry Bollea, also says their son Nick, who is 17 and no longer a student, is old enough to decide which parent he wants to live with.
Hogan wants the couple’s assets and liabilities equitably distributed. He intends to continue the family’s health insurance coverage, the petition states.

Basically, what Hulk is saying is, “We’ll split our shit then you and your grotesquely large boobs are on your own.” That’s fair but firm. If I were the Hulk, I would have gone for a slightly different approach; namely keeping all my money then petitioning the judge for a scissor-kick to my wife’s face. It’s fair but full of face kicking, so everyone’s a winner. And by everyone, I mean me and my moustache comb made of gold.

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  1. The smack down on #1!?

  2. Bambi

    Happy New Year

  3. i had to do it

    I had to do it….FIRST!!!!

  4. So what. Is this a slow news day or what. First Akkon and the Hulk..

  5. steve

    that dude’s buffed. His wife is a hideous weasel.

    It looks like the pic is depicting him defining a “No Cock” zone.

    Okay, I’m tired.

  6. Matt

    Having known the Bollea family (or, as you know them, the Hogans) for a number of years personally, I believe this is a ploy to split the family’s assets so that when the Graziano family sues them, they won’t lose everything. Terry and Linda are two people who I could NEVER see getting a divorce.

    Just my two cents.

  7. RENEE...

    I just looked at the picture but didn’t feel like reading the post, and I have to say…Brooke Hogan looks good here…less manly than usual; but she really should do something about that mustache…wait…thats….not…oh, whoopsies.

  8. Anonymous

    “I believe this is a ploy to split the family’s assets so that when the Graziano family sues them, they won’t lose everything. Terry and Linda are two people who I could NEVER see getting a divorce.”

    Word. Superficial needs to put this possibility on notice on the front page to let the sleeze bag “He should of wore his seatbelt” bashing can begin. The Bollea’s are rats, that whole statement just irked me. Anyways I believe the St. Petersburg Times wrote a piece on this.:

    http://www.sptimes.com/2007/11/27/Hillsborough/Lawyer__Is_Bollea_div.shtml

  9. LayDeeBug

    God DAMN, I don’t know what it is but that man just makes my liver quiver, he just butters my biscuits, he makes me go all gooey betwixt the hips.

    Lets get ready to rumble, baby!

  10. LayDeeBug

    RENEE- You get the “made me belly laugh” prize for today. Thank you.

  11. Matt

    Anon – I hadn’t seen that article, but it confirms my suspicions. I knew those kids when they were younger, and I just can’t believe how they turned out.

    Terry used to be a great parent, now I think his desire to give his kids whatever they want turned him into an enabler for them to act out.

  12. Why are they getting a divorce?????..

  13. she is greedy.

    the son sucks and is good for nothing.
    If his wife gets half of everything ( which will be some millions ) she does not need to get alimony too, that is only fair.

  14. she is greedy.

    the son sucks and is good for nothing.
    If his wife gets half of everything ( which will be some millions ) she does not need to get alimony too, that is only fair.

  15. I don’t have anything to say about this……

    so, here’s a video of some woman that can NOT fucking park. It’s quite amusing..

    I’m going to go look for another one I watched yesterday with a fat chick, an elf and mr. crazy dressed as tron…. be right back!..

  16. ok, here’s the fucking best “what the fucking holy hell” video you’ll ever see!..

  17. bb

    I agree with you, #9, there’s something about him, not quite sure what it is!!! He’s kinda fly for a white (old) guy!

  18. roastbeef

    How did Brooke end up being such a gigantic amazonian tranny and Nick is a midget??

  19. http://www.veryliberating.com

    get it off your chest.
    totally anon.

    you’ll feel better.<3

    http://www.veryliberating.com

    get it off your chest.
    totally anon.

    you’ll feel better.<3


    Hulk is so much better than that fame-loving fake bitch.

  20. yeah

    18-
    brooke is like her dad, large, robust, good posture, strong chinned.
    not only is nick short, he looks weak, slouches, and doesn’t have a chin at all!
    nick is a slug who will never be worth anything without daddy.

  21. Holycrap

    He’d be OK if hew shaved the Mo off, nice bod, shit half of millions?? and she wants even more? How fucking greedy can you be? I bet he was the principal breadwinner too.

  22. I hate that woman.

  23. Jason

    @16 That is some funny shit!

  24. djp

    i agree with the legal theory, except weren’t they on the rocks or something several weeks before the car accident?

  25. Gerald_Tarrant

    The Hulkster isn’t going to be able to afford his vitamins after SheHulk gets done with him. Maybe Vince McMahon will bail Hulk’s worn out ass again and offer him yet another comeback.

  26. PunkA

    Hulk is flush. By giving his wife half and dumping her off the payroll, he comes up ahead in the deal because the bitch spends money she has never made. Like cutting off a leech. Win-win for Hulk.

  27. Toby Weymiller

    I love her. I would play those boobs like bongo drums!

  28. lucifer's left nut

    he is right for cutting her off after splitting half the assets. get a job, bitch.

    oh and i still have no sympathy after seeing john grazicoma on the “drinking boat” earlier that day before the wreck. so now we know that 23 year old grazicoma decides it’s a good idea to not wear a seatbelt while riding with a 17 teen year old speed freak who he’d been drinking with or at least knew was drinking earlier that day. i thought he was dumb when i heard he was a marine tool but this just confirms it.

  29. D. Richards (Shit.)

    Fuck Hulk-lame-O! I just wanna go home..

  30. Mark

    He should be dating someone his daughter’s age, anyway.

  31. Ted from LA

    Does anyone here know what divorce is like? If not, I recommend you take all of the shit you own, haul it out to your front yard, take a picture of it, get the picture developed, then tear it in half. Taa daa! Is it true they use Hulk’s wife’s face to make monster cookies?

  32. Elton John

    Hulk is trying to conceal the fact that his dick is the size of a miniature golf pencil from all the steroids.

  33. woodhorse

    He’s giving the universal sign language for “no dick”.

  34. woodhorse

    31: lol

  35. Nick Bollea's brain dead passenger/victim

    Does he wear anything besides Ed Hardy t-shirts? It’s like his uniform.

  36. fiona123568

    someone said he has an account on an online aervice site sugarcupid.com, do u believe?

  37. There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
    WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

  38. Carlos

    Come on, Hulk Hogan isn’t gonna scissor-kick anybody.

  39. This super-asshole was born wth a DICK in his head……no,no………..it was his ASS. That’s the real reason his wife left him for good!!

  40. Why Don't You Just Get Another Fucking Job?

    #36

    I believe u should have elephants fuck u in ur nostrils.

  41. BORN AS AN ASSHOLE AND LEAVING THIS WORLD AS ONE!!

  42. kellygrrrl

    Nick gets to pick what parent to live with????

    He should be spending the next few years in prison!!!!

    This is such a play for sympathy for Nick – pitted in a custody battle

    and a ploy to hide money from the family of the War Vet who will spend the rest of his life in a vegetative state.
    That family deserves every dime. That young man could live for many many years, and the more money they have, the easier it will be to care for him

  43. Alexandra

    I’m starting to wonder if Hulk is Nick’s real father – I wouldn’t put it past the wife to have screwed around.
    Anyways I can’t WAIT to see who Hulk hooks up with next1

  44. I normally am the hell yeah, get it all girl type, but this bitch was too cowardly to serve him the papers, or even send him a damned text or something. I hope Hulk gets it all.

  45. Adlaw

    He is very cool. Just noticed his album on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” SearchingMillionaire.com”.

  46. am i the only one who is crazy about this thing with bobby brown abd marsha marsha? they are so cute

  47. am i the only one who is crazy about this thing with bobby brown abd marsha marsha? they are so cute

  48. am i the only one who is crazy about this thing with bobby brown abd marsha marsha? they are so cute

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