Hulk Hogan was spotted last night in Hollywood with a young man-chinned woman with implants. Naturally, everyone thought it was Brooke. But it was the Hulkster’s date. Yikes! It’s an honest mistake really. I mean, If it looks like a duck and has fake tits like a duck, it’s probably a duck that looks like your daughter and you should seek therapy TODAY.
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alright! | March 28, 2008 at 11:38 am
creepy.
Jimbo | March 28, 2008 at 11:40 am
What do you expect from these inbreeds??
squirrel | March 28, 2008 at 11:41 am
How freudian…
Jessica | March 28, 2008 at 11:44 am
GRoss!! he’s dating his daughter!! i’d be creeped out if i were brooke
ApacheRose | March 28, 2008 at 11:47 am
Holy god, that’s just wrong.
Jimbo | March 28, 2008 at 11:49 am
@4 I bet she is jealous and not creeped out..
Jumpin_J | March 28, 2008 at 11:49 am
Yeah, I think on the creepy meter, this one’s pretty much off the scale.
mimi | March 28, 2008 at 11:50 am
People tend to like people who resemble themselves.
I suspect that Fish Gutz only dates CARP!
nipolian | March 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
I’d bet my left nut that she was once a dude. And that outfit she is wearing screams 1987.
woodhorse | March 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
It’s things like this that make me really wish I could learn how to drink. Just how many shots do you toss back in the morning, Fish?
Danielle | March 28, 2008 at 11:52 am
Oh Fish, you’re giving every duck with plastic tits a bad rep!
This wo…man??>>looks nothin like a duck. Now, if Hulk and a duck were to pro-create…THEN maybe that’s what she would look like.
But a duck, c’mon now. Don’t be cruel.
*goes to pick up bread crumbs for the ducks at a nearby pawn.*
Auntie Kryst | March 28, 2008 at 11:58 am
The Hulkster is a narcissist Brutha.
Sid | March 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Check out her profile in the last picture – not just a man, but a strong, virile man. Still, what do you expect? After decades of steroids it’s not like Hulk is going to be the one doing the penetrating.
jesse | March 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I’d do her
Orange | March 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Does the Hulk still live in Miami? It’s not like buxom blondes are hard to come by there, although, the man chin really does scream Brooke Hogan
gryphon50 | March 28, 2008 at 12:02 pm
let me just play devil’s advocate here….the reason Brooke looks like that is because she looks just like her mother. So I will be charitable and assume that Hulk is simply going after another platinum blonde, like his ex-wife, and that this has nothing to do with his daughter.
Andrew | March 28, 2008 at 12:03 pm
His daughter will be relieved at first, as the soreness finally has a chance to heal. But soon enough she’ll feel abandoned and lonely, and then angry. She’ll initiate a big confrontation which will turn violent, then passionately sexual. I think it’s beautiful.
big rosie greenbaum | March 28, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Seriously, the vast of amount of low self-esteem women have for themselves today is mind-boggling. Here’s a dopey slut willing to spread em for a “man” who cheats on his wife, encourages his teenage daughter to be a bimbo and his teenage son to be a menace on the road, and oh, by the way, looks like a giant queen. Yeah, real sexy, he is. Get some therapy, sweetheart.
(And a big shout out to Feminism for creating these bottle-blonde bimbos…)
alright! | March 28, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I don’t know if I can be “charitable here.”
This smells incestuous.
big rosie greenbaum | March 28, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Seriously, the vast amount of low self-esteem women have for themselves today is mind-boggling. Here’s a dopey slut willing to spread em for a “man” who cheats on his wife, encourages his teenage daughter to be a bimbo and his teenage son to be a menace on the road, and oh, by the way, looks like a giant queen. Yeah, real sexy, he is. Get some therapy, sweetheart.
(And a big shout out to Feminism for creating these bottle-blonde bimbos…)
Tom Leykis | March 28, 2008 at 12:08 pm
My daughter is the most beautiful girl in the world. I can’t even begin to think of having sex with anybody else.
Anal Fistula | March 28, 2008 at 12:08 pm
i’m actually much more fascinated by the fact that the hulkster’s shirt has both shiny glitter print and a picture of a gun in a holster.
he’s on the verge of using the bedazzler on his kalashnikov…
BENDER | March 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm
First of all… His daughter is like… 20… although the chick in these photos loox young, and she’s blonde, THIS ONE is much older if you take a closer look, probably actually in her 30′s… And damn, why do you think he’s with her??? Loox like she’s a fuckin’ pro to me, if I had a couple of beers I’d pound that woman’s holes and her fake tits too… She prolly does ALL the dirty stuff his wife wouldn’t do so he had to go to other chix for.
Jimbo | March 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm
It’d be a lot more disturbing if his date looked like Nick. Or John Graziano (currently).
tight lipped smiler | March 28, 2008 at 12:22 pm
What does his shirt say? Christian Adulterer? With a shoulder arm and grenade and chains? In sparkles? Makes perfect sense to me.
TheJoker | March 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm
At least it’s a woman and not one of his old butt buddies from his wrestling hey-day.
FRIST!!! | March 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm
#10, less than me..
lipper | March 28, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Why would any one want to even go out with that old fart? You KNOW his manly bits is the size of a toddlers. I mean, what’s the point? His veins are so nasty, they look like snakes in his arms. Thats just gross.
combustion8 | March 28, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Well if you cant do your daughter (legally) then a look-a-like is the next best thing.
combustion8 | March 28, 2008 at 12:39 pm
plus she looks 100 times better than his fat, lazy ex… I watched the show a few times, all she did was spend his money and lay on her fat ass.
La Frascatana | March 28, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Is that all ya got for your third act Hulk? Being a Michael Lohan wannabe? Come on, step it up.
KillMONTAG | March 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm
She looks a lot older than his daughter.
Meaghan | March 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm
women like to feel protected, like penguins in ice, or chips in oil. thats why shes with him.
Meaghan | March 28, 2008 at 12:57 pm
***Real Meaghan here, no poser.
I’d just like to say of course Hulk is dating someone that looks like Brooke. I don’t know if any of you actually watched his VH1 show, but it was quite obvious that he wanted to bang his own daughter, every episode.
Rats Ass | March 28, 2008 at 1:00 pm
That old girl could do a lot better. On second thought, a rat could do better. Well, maybe, the Hogan does sort of look like a rat’s ass.
Fat Tabby | March 28, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Jesus christ, I actually thought he was a good guy at one point (shuddit, I was like 9 years old)
Gun and Roses | March 28, 2008 at 1:02 pm
At least the Hulk is a member of the NRA.
Clem | March 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I wonder who has the biggest nob, Brooke or Brookealike.
itty bitty | March 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
#25
his shirt doesn’t say “christian adulterer” it says “christian audigier”, he’s a fashion designer. but yes, the whole moment is tacky.
http://www.christianaudigier.com/
john | March 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Stop wearing the “rags”. Your fucking bald and everyone knows it.
mrs. ernestine jones | March 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm
this woman is a saint! taking it in the ass for the safety of all americans. you know the average man can’t bear to go a week without sliding in the mushy mush. god only knows what sort of rage the hulk would release on mankind if he had to go a day without something to poke on. god bless this woman. she’s a real american hero.
kathy | March 28, 2008 at 1:38 pm
i smell a kutcher prank…..dun dun DUN
and….we hate you Meaghan – real or troll. either/or, you suck. hairy monkey balls.
Skinny Legs on the old fuck | March 28, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Why do guys inflate their torsoes and not work out their thighs? Why? It looks like he lives in a wheelchair.
Andrew that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you filthy fuck)
alright! | March 28, 2008 at 1:58 pm
#17
You are nuts. I think I’ve found a new hero.
Meaghan | March 28, 2008 at 2:44 pm
#20, you make good points there but you forgot to mention the part about the real mom turning Brooke into a bimbo. Brooke was a bimbo long before this chick’s tits came into the picture.
Hecubus | March 28, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I never believed the Hulkster when he said, ‘I am a real American’. Now I see him separated from his wife after his spoiled brats and his shitty reality show ruined his public image and tore apart his fragile facade of a ‘loving family’, trying to recapture his long gone youth by dating a cheap bimbo that looks exactly like his daughter I gotta say, I think he’s finally convinced me.
nikki | March 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm
oh shut the hell up…. this woman doesn’t look any thing like his fat ass wife… you go hulk!!!!!
TheJoker07 | March 28, 2008 at 3:32 pm
#47 you dummy. Brooke as in he’s daughter Brooke Hogan not he’s wife.
TheJoker07 | March 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Oops I mean his not he’s…
nikki | March 28, 2008 at 3:44 pm
IF ANYTHING SHE LOOK’S 100 TIMES BETTER THAN HIS FAT ASS JOBLESS OF A WIFE… AND NO SHE DOES’NT LOOK LIKE HIS DAUGTHER , PERVERTS. WHY BECAUSE SHE’S BLOND … COME ON YOU CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER EXCUSE THAN THAN THAT.