Hulk Hogan dates Brooke look-alike

March 28th, 2008 // 65 Comments

Hulk Hogan was spotted last night in Hollywood with a young man-chinned woman with implants. Naturally, everyone thought it was Brooke. But it was the Hulkster’s date. Yikes! It’s an honest mistake really. I mean, If it looks like a duck and has fake tits like a duck, it’s probably a duck that looks like your daughter and you should seek therapy TODAY.

Video: TMZ
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  1. What do you expect from these inbreeds??

  2. How freudian…

  3. Jessica

    GRoss!! he’s dating his daughter!! i’d be creeped out if i were brooke

  4. ApacheRose

    Holy god, that’s just wrong.

  5. @4 I bet she is jealous and not creeped out..

  6. Jumpin_J

    Yeah, I think on the creepy meter, this one’s pretty much off the scale.

  7. mimi

    People tend to like people who resemble themselves.

    I suspect that Fish Gutz only dates CARP!

  8. nipolian

    I’d bet my left nut that she was once a dude. And that outfit she is wearing screams 1987.

  9. woodhorse

    It’s things like this that make me really wish I could learn how to drink. Just how many shots do you toss back in the morning, Fish?

  10. Danielle

    Oh Fish, you’re giving every duck with plastic tits a bad rep!

    This wo…man??>>looks nothin like a duck. Now, if Hulk and a duck were to pro-create…THEN maybe that’s what she would look like.

    But a duck, c’mon now. Don’t be cruel.

    *goes to pick up bread crumbs for the ducks at a nearby pawn.*

  11. Auntie Kryst

    The Hulkster is a narcissist Brutha.

  12. Sid

    Check out her profile in the last picture – not just a man, but a strong, virile man. Still, what do you expect? After decades of steroids it’s not like Hulk is going to be the one doing the penetrating.

  13. jesse

    I’d do her

  14. Orange

    Does the Hulk still live in Miami? It’s not like buxom blondes are hard to come by there, although, the man chin really does scream Brooke Hogan

  15. gryphon50

    let me just play devil’s advocate here….the reason Brooke looks like that is because she looks just like her mother. So I will be charitable and assume that Hulk is simply going after another platinum blonde, like his ex-wife, and that this has nothing to do with his daughter.

  16. Andrew

    His daughter will be relieved at first, as the soreness finally has a chance to heal. But soon enough she’ll feel abandoned and lonely, and then angry. She’ll initiate a big confrontation which will turn violent, then passionately sexual. I think it’s beautiful.

  17. big rosie greenbaum

    Seriously, the vast of amount of low self-esteem women have for themselves today is mind-boggling. Here’s a dopey slut willing to spread em for a “man” who cheats on his wife, encourages his teenage daughter to be a bimbo and his teenage son to be a menace on the road, and oh, by the way, looks like a giant queen. Yeah, real sexy, he is. Get some therapy, sweetheart.

    (And a big shout out to Feminism for creating these bottle-blonde bimbos…)

  18. I don’t know if I can be “charitable here.”

    This smells incestuous.

  19. big rosie greenbaum

    Seriously, the vast amount of low self-esteem women have for themselves today is mind-boggling. Here’s a dopey slut willing to spread em for a “man” who cheats on his wife, encourages his teenage daughter to be a bimbo and his teenage son to be a menace on the road, and oh, by the way, looks like a giant queen. Yeah, real sexy, he is. Get some therapy, sweetheart.

    (And a big shout out to Feminism for creating these bottle-blonde bimbos…)

  20. My daughter is the most beautiful girl in the world. I can’t even begin to think of having sex with anybody else.

  21. Anal Fistula

    i’m actually much more fascinated by the fact that the hulkster’s shirt has both shiny glitter print and a picture of a gun in a holster.

    he’s on the verge of using the bedazzler on his kalashnikov…

  22. BENDER

    First of all… His daughter is like… 20… although the chick in these photos loox young, and she’s blonde, THIS ONE is much older if you take a closer look, probably actually in her 30′s… And damn, why do you think he’s with her??? Loox like she’s a fuckin’ pro to me, if I had a couple of beers I’d pound that woman’s holes and her fake tits too… She prolly does ALL the dirty stuff his wife wouldn’t do so he had to go to other chix for.

  23. It’d be a lot more disturbing if his date looked like Nick. Or John Graziano (currently).

  24. tight lipped smiler

    What does his shirt say? Christian Adulterer? With a shoulder arm and grenade and chains? In sparkles? Makes perfect sense to me.

  25. At least it’s a woman and not one of his old butt buddies from his wrestling hey-day.

  26. #10, less than me..

  27. lipper

    Why would any one want to even go out with that old fart? You KNOW his manly bits is the size of a toddlers. I mean, what’s the point? His veins are so nasty, they look like snakes in his arms. Thats just gross.

  28. combustion8

    Well if you cant do your daughter (legally) then a look-a-like is the next best thing.

  29. combustion8

    plus she looks 100 times better than his fat, lazy ex… I watched the show a few times, all she did was spend his money and lay on her fat ass.

  30. La Frascatana

    Is that all ya got for your third act Hulk? Being a Michael Lohan wannabe? Come on, step it up.

  31. KillMONTAG

    She looks a lot older than his daughter.

  32. Meaghan

    women like to feel protected, like penguins in ice, or chips in oil. thats why shes with him.

  33. Meaghan

    ***Real Meaghan here, no poser.

    I’d just like to say of course Hulk is dating someone that looks like Brooke. I don’t know if any of you actually watched his VH1 show, but it was quite obvious that he wanted to bang his own daughter, every episode.

  34. Rats Ass

    That old girl could do a lot better. On second thought, a rat could do better. Well, maybe, the Hogan does sort of look like a rat’s ass.

  35. Fat Tabby

    Jesus christ, I actually thought he was a good guy at one point (shuddit, I was like 9 years old)

  36. Gun and Roses

    At least the Hulk is a member of the NRA.

  37. Clem

    I wonder who has the biggest nob, Brooke or Brookealike.

  38. itty bitty

    #25

    his shirt doesn’t say “christian adulterer” it says “christian audigier”, he’s a fashion designer. but yes, the whole moment is tacky.

    http://www.christianaudigier.com/

  39. john

    Stop wearing the “rags”. Your fucking bald and everyone knows it.

  40. mrs. ernestine jones

    this woman is a saint! taking it in the ass for the safety of all americans. you know the average man can’t bear to go a week without sliding in the mushy mush. god only knows what sort of rage the hulk would release on mankind if he had to go a day without something to poke on. god bless this woman. she’s a real american hero.

  41. kathy

    i smell a kutcher prank…..dun dun DUN

    and….we hate you Meaghan – real or troll. either/or, you suck. hairy monkey balls.

  42. Skinny Legs on the old fuck

    Why do guys inflate their torsoes and not work out their thighs? Why? It looks like he lives in a wheelchair.
    Andrew that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you filthy fuck)

  43. #17

    You are nuts. I think I’ve found a new hero.

  44. Meaghan

    #20, you make good points there but you forgot to mention the part about the real mom turning Brooke into a bimbo. Brooke was a bimbo long before this chick’s tits came into the picture.

  45. Hecubus

    I never believed the Hulkster when he said, ‘I am a real American’. Now I see him separated from his wife after his spoiled brats and his shitty reality show ruined his public image and tore apart his fragile facade of a ‘loving family’, trying to recapture his long gone youth by dating a cheap bimbo that looks exactly like his daughter I gotta say, I think he’s finally convinced me.

  46. nikki

    oh shut the hell up…. this woman doesn’t look any thing like his fat ass wife… you go hulk!!!!!

  47. TheJoker07

    #47 you dummy. Brooke as in he’s daughter Brooke Hogan not he’s wife.

  48. TheJoker07

    Oops I mean his not he’s…

  49. nikki

    IF ANYTHING SHE LOOK’S 100 TIMES BETTER THAN HIS FAT ASS JOBLESS OF A WIFE… AND NO SHE DOES’NT LOOK LIKE HIS DAUGTHER , PERVERTS. WHY BECAUSE SHE’S BLOND … COME ON YOU CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER EXCUSE THAN THAN THAT.

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