Hulk Hogan and his neon banana hammock

He probably saw his daughter in a bikini and got hard. She’s hot and all.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00246/Brooke_Hogan_246001x.jpg

Samurai Jack in the year 3055 after Aku dominance over the earth has some how threw the earth’s rotation closer to the sun(hense his now toasty brown skin).

He decides to retire the struggle to undo Aku’s evil and take off his robe and finally show us what ‘sword’ Aku feared all those years!!!

……..whacha..

I wonder if he ripped the rest of his swim gear off before huffing and flexing, cupping his hand around his ear, and listening to each side of the pool. He probably ended pool time by leg dropping his wife on the neck. And that’s not his package, it’s where he keeps his tanning lotion. Not that he needs it. Even the sun is afraid of the Hulkster.

I’d watch him tan anyday. I might even offer a sunscreen rub down. His wienie doesn’t look any dif from any other wienie I’ve seen in a speedo. Plum smuggler.

Weinie or wienie? It’s too early to look it up. They both look wrong.

Where does that hammock plug in? He looks almost as though he should be some sort of cartoon recreation of the actual person only the animator is on acid!

weenie aka weiner

His closet and every drawer of his dresser is filled with nothing but Speedos in every color, print and fabric possible. He’s got a Speedo for every occasion. This man has been wearing nothing but fucking Speedos for 25 years.

#5–Very well put, very well spoken.

In that second picture, it looks like he’s rocking the hammock

ew….i think i’ve just been scared straight….

Just imagine how big it was BEFORE steroids!

Oh god, why did this have to happen?

I thought the rumor was steroids make your cock shrink. Another urban legend gone the way of “marijuana will make you insane”. What’s next? Am I gonna find out that our government is run by a bunch of bureaucratic assholes that are only interested in the welfare of whatever big corporation is lining thier pockets??? NAAAHHH!!! Never I tell you!!

AHHHHHH!!!! of all weirdest things ever!!! Put some clothes on Hogan you’re days to walk around in that is OVER.

Id wager if all 65 of us got together and attacked Hulk he’d kick all our asses but good.

It doesn’t matter how deformed your junk looks when you’ve got 17″ pythons brother!

Why is He even bothering to wear a hat? Is He worried about getting too much sun?

#67 I laugh, I laugh hard

Now common people seriously, what could be hotter than a crispy fried duck walking round in neon dick togs if only there was some steamed rice to go with

70′s porn ‘stache for the win!

Nice sac.

#50: Nah, for me, this website is for ripping on those that DESERVE IT, like rich, lying, talentless egomaniacs like Britney, Paris, and the rest.

Hogan is old, yeah, but he can still tear your heads off. He’s a little flabby, but there’s enough muscle there to throw a Volkswagen across the street.

He’s got his “fuck you” money, but he stil drags his ass out there for the fans, and I’m one fo them.

He’s got my respect.

Now, give me an update about Kate Moss or something about Scarlett Johanssen holding up a sign saying “Paparzaais are terorists” or something like that.

Rock on, Hogan. Hulkamania FOREVER!

Oh yeah

Ya but he WAS sooooo cool back in the day.
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The vericose veins are what make the outfit for me.

You bunch of stupids. Steroids make your testicles shrink, not your penis.

wow, i thought he as deadd

yes he is in the sun but i have proof the tan is out of a bottle BROTHER!

I think he looks so good! That is not a sock! He has an amazing bulge!