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danielle | August 21, 2006 at 12:32 pm
could he be any tanner? geesh. he looks like a paper bag on steroids.
Astriastar | August 21, 2006 at 12:32 pm
First!!! hahahaha
“Get in my belly!!!”
Astriastar | August 21, 2006 at 12:33 pm
damn, not first!
Harmony | August 21, 2006 at 12:40 pm
thats a sock
tits_on_snack | August 21, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I’d like to erase this vision from my memory, please.
I’d also like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types “FIRST”, and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.
CelebSlam.com | August 21, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Did he get those sunglasses out a cereal box?
http://www.celebslam.com
notmeganharris | August 21, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Huh.
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 12:49 pm
I see the little Hulkster is a victim of years of steroids. And that speedo and straw hat are the victims of the fashion police. Everyone loses.
Jayvee | August 21, 2006 at 12:50 pm
#5, you’re just pissed you didn’t get first.
Adult Underoos | August 21, 2006 at 12:53 pm
i didn’t know hulk hogan was black!
http://www.funderpants.com
10pennypixel.com | August 21, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Disgusting!
http://www.10pennypixel.com
beifiori | August 21, 2006 at 1:00 pm
damn, if that ain’t a sock, Linda must be an incredibly happy woman!
Grobpilot | August 21, 2006 at 1:00 pm
The first story you put out on your new server and we’re looking at HH’s pecker? Shit. Let’s have a big titty (and I mean female, thank you) story to even things out. This might be a good story for Tom Cruise, though.
86 | August 21, 2006 at 1:07 pm
If it wasn’t for the moustache and long blonde hair he would just look like your run of the mill freak…instead of a famous one. I wouldn’t recognize him without it.
jesco | August 21, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Taco, Burrito, is that a Slim Jim in his Speedo?
sharkbite | August 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Jesus, he is dark. I didn’t know he was trying to become black.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
YoMamma | August 21, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Ahhhh…an old maroon man, with man-titties and chicken legs.
My favorite. And yes, all my favorite things make me vomit profusly all over my screen.
Ron K | August 21, 2006 at 1:20 pm
The Hulkster rules, brother! Whatcha gonna do when the 24in cock runs wild on you?
Stizz | August 21, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Yesss…i love Hogan – what other old man could pull off not only a giant white moustache but also a fucking neon speedo? Gotta wonder how he gets so tanned though…
thesarahficial | August 21, 2006 at 1:36 pm
He looks like a weird black person creature
RenoScarab | August 21, 2006 at 1:53 pm
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT MEAN GENE, THE HULKSTER IS BRINGING HIS GIANT NEON BANANA TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN NEXT TUESDAY AND TERROR WILL FOLLOW! I AM CALLING YOU OUT ANDRE THE GIANT!!
Holy crap, I am saddened to have spent so much of my youth watching wrasslin’.
BriBri | August 21, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Damn he’s crispy. He’s darker than me and I’m black.
Spindoc | August 21, 2006 at 2:02 pm
He sort of looks like an overstuffed hotdig you left on the grill a few min too long.
Rossarooni | August 21, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Hot for a 85 year old, but the hatless shot reminds me of swamp thing dead and bloating in the sun for three days.
popegoestheweasel | August 21, 2006 at 2:06 pm
tits_on, m’dear, it’s time to stop the ‘roids. After all do you want to wind up looking like the Hulk here?
reesestet | August 21, 2006 at 2:07 pm
That’s just wrinkled-up old man balls that gravity has mutated into the appearance of a sock. Gross!
nc72 | August 21, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Is that you Santa?
http://www.exposay.com
mrs.t | August 21, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Have all of the regulars fled this site? Where is everyone? I heard a nasty rumor that the SF had been taken over by 14-year-old British girls, and from the looks of things, it’s true.
jane's eyre | August 21, 2006 at 3:20 pm
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jane's eyre | August 21, 2006 at 3:22 pm
…or Fire. However it goes. Either way, it’s delicious.
Marhaba | August 21, 2006 at 3:40 pm
What could be better than a speedo? A *NEON* speedo, carefully chosen to contrast with your overcooked beef-jerky looking complexion.
I think his moustache is just as bright as his scary speedo. Yick.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 21, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Sometime in the not-too-distant future, the Hulkster will enter the ring for the battle of his life against the dreaded Melanoma. Hulk will fight valiantly, but will be undone by his mahogany tan – who hits him in the back with a chair supplied by Bobby “the Brain” Heenan.
mcdillnuts | August 21, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I hope my package looks that good when I am 95.
biatcho | August 21, 2006 at 6:17 pm
he has to be a negro – look at the size of that cock.
Either that or the elephantitis of the knees & legs, as pictured on photo#1, has spread to his dickballs.
Sarah | August 21, 2006 at 6:28 pm
The Hulkster is stylin’!! His hair is the same color as Christina Aguilera’s.
suzy | August 21, 2006 at 6:45 pm
ahahaha who knew that Hulk Hogan could pull off a yellow neon speedo lol.
and he’s only 53 people.. believe it or not lol.. and he’s just that shade because that’s what happens when people excessively exercise…
have you seen those body builders on epsn who look really nasty.. they’re all shiny and discolored.. same thing to Hogan.. because he stretched his muscles and skin and stuff lol..
alrighty
WD-40 | August 21, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Looks like C. Thomas Howell showed The Hulkster how to exceed the recomended daily dosage.
biatcho | August 21, 2006 at 7:10 pm
nice reference #37. nice.
stingybtchsuzy | August 21, 2006 at 7:52 pm
#29 – oddly enough, I, too, immediately thought of Colonel Sanders when viewing that last pic.
Nikk The Templar | August 21, 2006 at 8:35 pm
WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER…WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD AND THE TANNEST BANANA IN THE WORLD RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOU?
BoardBetty | August 21, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Hot damn! I’m calling dibs on the skin. I can already invision the purses, wallets and shoes I could make from him. I’d bet Hulk Hogan leather accessories would fetch a pretty penny on eBay!
Zanna | August 21, 2006 at 9:01 pm
All I know is I keep staring at his unit. Like, I can’t take my eyes off it. I thought steroids made it shrink. At least that’s what my ex-Bob told me.
Anyway, if the Hulk had a pop-up timer, it’d popped long ago…he’s done and crispy fried.
BoardBetty | August 21, 2006 at 9:04 pm
You know, when I went to New Zealand I visited this cave that had glow worms. . . bright green glowing larvae suspended from the dark, almost black, cave ceiling.
Now why on earth did that come to mind???
PacificLight | August 21, 2006 at 9:19 pm
What the hell is wrong with his legs? They have that weird leprosy texture, like they’re about to assplode.
Sassy | August 21, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Nice cock sack. It’s almost as blinding as my beauty. But not quite.
Taylor | August 21, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Eh, the last one looks like he’d beat the hell outta the paparazzi.
Then again, who would want to take a picture of him and his 20-minutes-longer-in-the-tanning-bed-than-set-limit-tan anyway?
K-Fag would hit it.
missaddicted | August 22, 2006 at 12:59 am
Since when do they do Penis Implants?? Nice work Hulky.. is that a real tan? Cause my gaw.. that’s going to end in some fine skin cancer eating away at steroidial flesh and muscles. I gotta give him credit for that moustache though, that’s pretty spanktastic!
cayana | August 22, 2006 at 1:20 am
Sha-wing!
sid | August 22, 2006 at 3:27 am
Old, man-boobs, steroids, cellulite….
WHATEVER.
Sometimes the knee-jerk, automatic comments you guys offer are dead wrong. He’s over 50, yeah, but look at the chest and his arms…he’d crush you all to death without breaking a sweat.
He looks like he’s having a good time, too. What’s the fucking problem, guys?
Rip on the no-talent teenie bitches, but show some respect for a man who’s payed his dues and earned his bones.
Zanna | August 22, 2006 at 3:31 am
@49 – That’s what this site is FOR..to rip on celebrities..not give them kudos. Besides, I already said I can’t stop looking at his junk. Isn’t that compliment enough for you?