Hulk Hogan & Son in Bikinis and Other News

December 6th, 2010 // 81 Comments

(Wait. — No, I got it right.)

- Britney Spears and Jason Trawick pretend they have romantic getaways together and not screaming matches over fudge. [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie shoots down plastic surgery rumors. [Dlisted]

- Blake Lively is a better actor than Justin Timberlake, according to people who judge these things on more than just breasts. [Lainey Gossip]

- Elizabeth Hurley is cutting off circulation. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Bensimon is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Olivia Wilde brings Tron Legacy to the Brits. [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry was also on The Simpsons. This is getting ridiculous. (Don’t stop.) [IDLYITW]

- Octo-mom is apparently porn star catnip. I don’t get it. [Bossip]

- Kara DioGuardi looks like fried hell. [EgoTV]

- Everything That’s Right About the Internet. [theCHIVE]

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  1. Yuck

    *vomits*

  2. Cock Dr

    I thought Miami Beach was supposed to be all about youth & glamor & the jet set scene.
    Linda, for the love of god put on a shirt.

  3. McFeely Smackup

    Who is the crypt keeper looking hag with the scoliosis from trying to hold up those giant fake boobs? Also, who is the old lady to her left?

  4. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    That belly button ring is so disturbing on that ugly old hag.

  5. FattyFatty2X4

    YIKES!!!!

  6. jojo

    But I only see one leash?

  7. Cardinal Fang

    Good for motorboatin’ nothing more.

  8. anonymous

    it’s funny how all three dogs in this picture seem to be covering their penises

  9. GravyLeg

    What you doing with that pig?
    It’s a dog.
    I know, I was talking to the dog.

  10. GravyLeg

    If Cameron Diaz swallowed Chyna like an anaconda, it would look something like this hag…

  11. abz

    eek, looks like her face went through a meat grinder

  12. okthen

    Wait….when did Brooke Hogan start hanging out with Donatella Versace?

  13. J

    Fish, you so crazy.

  14. Nick Hogan

    the mom is such a filthy worthless whore. i feel so bad for the hulkster he deserved better then what he got….

  15. Andriiya

    OMG! It’s Hatchet-Face!

  16. Jon H

    ” is apparently porn star catnip”

    They heard she had eight inside her at one time, so naturally are impressed.

  17. soupofdefish

    The colors are so pretty!

  18. Jackie

    Micropenis, micropenis, lipstick!

  19. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    mouth vomit

  20. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    random todd
    Commented on this photo:

    threesome? you betcha!

  21. My god those are some HARD looking bitches. The only thing that’s missing on them are the bullet holes and stab wounds.

  22. blankcd

    when i seen this post i laughed and a bit of snot flew down my nose… and i dont even have the cold.

    two scrotes :D

  23. Mom’s secret to looking perky? Leaning back.

  24. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, look – my iAlimony app says I just got paid!”

  25. JesseJimmy

    Nick Hogan did that kid a favor. He doesn’t have to look at these pictures.

  26. slapkatyperry

    WHAT’S YA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER LOOK LIKE TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS, BRO!

  27. And now, the Britney Spears/Jason Trawick argument over fudge: Britney likes to eat it, Jason likes to pack it. Will those two love birds ever find common ground?

  28. nano

    oh, no.

  29. The Ghost of Kanye

    I can’t tell which is the mother and which is the daughter… ick

  30. s'up bitches

    Linda? You ain’t sexy anymore, brotha. Don’t let that 20 year old humping your leg fool you either. The little bastard likes your money, not your puckered belly. PUT ON A FUCKIN’ ON PIECE FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!

  31. Which one is Nick and which one is the Hulk? I can’t even tell anymore.

  32. anonym

    damn. that’s an ugly kid

  33. Kate

    While I read your site frequently, I wanted to post for the first time to offer you my sincere gratitude for this article title. I haven’t laughed that hard in many moons. And then I scrolled down and read your additional comment, and I laughed again.

  34. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Jesus
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome.. I was wondering when troll dolls were going to make a come back.

  35. fart bucket

    when did JWoww and Snooki go blonde?

  36. Colin

    You know what, I normally have pretty low standards. “I’d hit it” is one of my life motto’s. But this is where I draw the line. I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t.

  37. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    lentista
    Commented on this photo:

    linda hogan look’s like that chick from cry baby….hatchit face……..lmao

  38. Racer X

    I’d hit it!!! Put me inside a Brooke and Linda sandwich anytime.

    /not that’s a 3some

  39. Dread this!

    Two abnormally gigantic, sun basted, bleach blondes, holding up a small animal. Looks like the prelude to one of those freakish sex acts you see down in ol’ Mexico. When’s the show start?!

  40. wim

    …….JUST MEET THE BOYS IN PERSON, folks!!

  41. J

    ha ha hahahahahah ROTFLMAO
    Oh man, you guys are funny!!!

  42. Michelle

    This is just fuckin creepy.

  43. She may be old but I bet she can wield the sword !

  44. So Brett Michaels is fucking hogans ex now? I knew Michaels was in bad shape but he has ti … oh wait that’s Brooke …

  45. bernard

    gross

  46. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I can take The Brooke on its own and even get mild erections from it, but this… “togetherness” is just grotesque.

  47. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Jew Jitsu
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it with fire.

  48. skyehale

    is it just me or does the mom look like that ugly chick off that 80′s flick, Cry Baby? yeah, its pretty spot on. and i use “pretty” loosely.

  49. Notyou

    And behold another beast, a second, like to a bear, and it raised up itself on one side, and it had three ribs in the mouth of it between the teeth of it: and they said thus unto it, Arise , devour much flesh.

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