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- Britney Spears and Jason Trawick pretend they have romantic getaways together and not screaming matches over fudge. [Popeater]
- Angelina Jolie shoots down plastic surgery rumors. [Dlisted]
- Blake Lively is a better actor than Justin Timberlake, according to people who judge these things on more than just breasts. [Lainey Gossip]
- Elizabeth Hurley is cutting off circulation. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kelly Bensimon is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Olivia Wilde brings Tron Legacy to the Brits. [Popoholic]
- Katy Perry was also on The Simpsons. This is getting ridiculous. (Don’t stop.) [IDLYITW]
- Octo-mom is apparently porn star catnip. I don’t get it. [Bossip]
- Kara DioGuardi looks like fried hell. [EgoTV]
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*vomits*
rofl
Linda’s jugs are so perfect!!! I wouldn’t mind seeing them skinny dipping in the hot tub.
Chelsea Handler should be standing beside one of these gals.
Birds of a feather…
@Blech
disagree, at least Chelsea Handler is a woman…not no tranny train wreck like these two
Correction:
Chelsea Handler is a vulgar CUNT.
The only reason why Chelsea Handler should stand beside these two is so that she could say she was the best looking of the three. Fack that’s a sad thing to say for the other two because Handler looks worn out.
I thought Miami Beach was supposed to be all about youth & glamor & the jet set scene.
Linda, for the love of god put on a shirt.
i’d rather she put on a paper bag.
She looks like a man dead on
Who is the crypt keeper looking hag with the scoliosis from trying to hold up those giant fake boobs? Also, who is the old lady to her left?
outstanding!
LOL!!!
That belly button ring is so disturbing on that ugly old hag.
You said it. Can’t stop shivering since I saw these pics.
YIKES!!!!
But I only see one leash?
LOL!
Good for motorboatin’ nothing more.
i think if you tried motorboating those fake bags; you end up with two black eyes and a concussion
hahaha
it’s funny how all three dogs in this picture seem to be covering their penises
What you doing with that pig?
It’s a dog.
I know, I was talking to the dog.
If Cameron Diaz swallowed Chyna like an anaconda, it would look something like this hag…
eek, looks like her face went through a meat grinder
Wait….when did Brooke Hogan start hanging out with Donatella Versace?
Bingo, that’s exactly what I thought, same surgeon or what?
Yes!!! I couldn’t remember Donatella’s first name. Spot on!!!
Fish, you so crazy.
the mom is such a filthy worthless whore. i feel so bad for the hulkster he deserved better then what he got….
OMG! It’s Hatchet-Face!
” is apparently porn star catnip”
They heard she had eight inside her at one time, so naturally are impressed.
The colors are so pretty!
Micropenis, micropenis, lipstick!
mouth vomit
threesome? you betcha!
My god those are some HARD looking bitches. The only thing that’s missing on them are the bullet holes and stab wounds.
when i seen this post i laughed and a bit of snot flew down my nose… and i dont even have the cold.
two scrotes :D
Mom’s secret to looking perky? Leaning back.
“Hey, look – my iAlimony app says I just got paid!”
Nick Hogan did that kid a favor. He doesn’t have to look at these pictures.
yes he does, he just cant express himself as to their horrifying nature. That might actually be worse.
WHAT’S YA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER LOOK LIKE TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS, BRO!
And now, the Britney Spears/Jason Trawick argument over fudge: Britney likes to eat it, Jason likes to pack it. Will those two love birds ever find common ground?
oh, no.
I can’t tell which is the mother and which is the daughter… ick
The mother is the one holding back the Eye of Sauron with a pink eye patch.
Linda? You ain’t sexy anymore, brotha. Don’t let that 20 year old humping your leg fool you either. The little bastard likes your money, not your puckered belly. PUT ON A FUCKIN’ ON PIECE FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!
Which one is Nick and which one is the Hulk? I can’t even tell anymore.
damn. that’s an ugly kid
While I read your site frequently, I wanted to post for the first time to offer you my sincere gratitude for this article title. I haven’t laughed that hard in many moons. And then I scrolled down and read your additional comment, and I laughed again.
Awesome.. I was wondering when troll dolls were going to make a come back.
when did JWoww and Snooki go blonde?
You know what, I normally have pretty low standards. “I’d hit it” is one of my life motto’s. But this is where I draw the line. I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t.
I’d hit it … with a baseball bat to the head and a lawsuit for walking around in public in a two piece bikini looking like that.
yeah http://toyxplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/good-luck-troll-dolls.jpg
linda hogan look’s like that chick from cry baby….hatchit face……..lmao
I’d hit it!!! Put me inside a Brooke and Linda sandwich anytime.
/not that’s a 3some
Two abnormally gigantic, sun basted, bleach blondes, holding up a small animal. Looks like the prelude to one of those freakish sex acts you see down in ol’ Mexico. When’s the show start?!
…….JUST MEET THE BOYS IN PERSON, folks!!
ha ha hahahahahah ROTFLMAO
Oh man, you guys are funny!!!
This is just fuckin creepy.
She may be old but I bet she can wield the sword !
Of course she can wield the sword, she has her own sword …
So Brett Michaels is fucking hogans ex now? I knew Michaels was in bad shape but he has ti … oh wait that’s Brooke …
gross
I can take The Brooke on its own and even get mild erections from it, but this… “togetherness” is just grotesque.
Kill it with fire.
is it just me or does the mom look like that ugly chick off that 80′s flick, Cry Baby? yeah, its pretty spot on. and i use “pretty” loosely.
And behold another beast, a second, like to a bear, and it raised up itself on one side, and it had three ribs in the mouth of it between the teeth of it: and they said thus unto it, Arise , devour much flesh.