“So she’s going wild on my Hulkamania, and that’s when I notice these beautiful artisan pickles on the armoire. Just perfectly hand-crafted.”
According to TMZ, at the very end of the Hulk Hogan sex tape he had no idea was secretly being filmed, Hulk’s best friend Bubba the Love Sponge turns to his wife Heather Clem who just finished getting Thermos-donged by the Hulkster and says: “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.” So clearly that rules him out as a suspect, and we should believe this story that one of his former employees leaked the tape. RadarOnline reports:
A source close to the situation claims that after Bubba left his gig with Sirius XM Radio, he also left behind an unpaid staff — who he had shared the sex tape with — and one of them took advantage.
“Even though Bubba knew how much the Hulk sex tape would be worth, he didn’t stab his friend in the back and he’s not the one who released it,” the source said.
“It’s a former employee of Bubba’s who was outraged when he left Sirius to go back to terrestrial radio. He wanted payback.”
Granted, a great way to get back at your former boss is to show the whole Internet he lets old wrestlers from the 80s plow his trophy wife who can’t wait for anyone else’s penis, I’m having a hard time believing Bubba didn’t smooth everything over with his staff by also letting them bang his wife. It just seems like that’d be his go-to.
“Excuse me, sir, I believe you ran over my dog.”
“Aw, shit. Wait one second. I’ll make this right. Hey, honey, could you come over here?”
“But I’m an old woman…”
“Don’t worry, she’s dead inside.”