Last week, Gawker got a hold of the Hulk Hogan sex tape which looked an awful lot like his good buddy Bubba The Love Sponge let him bang his wife Heather Clem. Turns out that’s exactly what happened because Hulk just confirmed it this morning to Howard Stern along with also admitting he was still married to Linda at the time, but she was being a bitch so this won’t come back and bite him in the ass financially at all. That’s how divorces work. TMZ reports:
Hulk spilled his guts to Stern … saying Bubba — a nationally syndicated radio DJ — allowed Hogan to have sex with Heather Clem six years ago.
During the interview, Hogan says he was still married to Linda at the time of the sex tape … but says she drove him to have sex outside the marriage because she was so verbally and emotionally abusive to him.
Hulk also admitted his performance wasn’t exactly tip top.
Not surprisingly, Bubba and Heather’s marriage ended in divorce last year which is usually what happens after you let your wife bang your buddy with a penis the size of “a thermos you’d find in a child’s lunchbox.” Actually I probably could’ve just stopped after “buddy,” but I thought it’d be cool to make everyone picture Hulk Hogan’s penis with some sort of G.I. Joe battle scene on it.
“Cobra Commander, the Joes are hiding behind that vein.”
“ACTIVATE THE TERROR-DROME.”
“That’s a joke about the head of the penis, isn’t it?”