Last week, Gawker got a hold of the Hulk Hogan sex tape which looked an awful lot like his good buddy Bubba The Love Sponge let him bang his wife Heather Clem. Turns out that’s exactly what happened because Hulk just confirmed it this morning to Howard Stern along with also admitting he was still married to Linda at the time, but she was being a bitch so this won’t come back and bite him in the ass financially at all. That’s how divorces work. TMZ reports:
Hulk spilled his guts to Stern … saying Bubba — a nationally syndicated radio DJ — allowed Hogan to have sex with Heather Clem six years ago.
During the interview, Hogan says he was still married to Linda at the time of the sex tape … but says she drove him to have sex outside the marriage because she was so verbally and emotionally abusive to him.
Hulk also admitted his performance wasn’t exactly tip top.
Not surprisingly, Bubba and Heather’s marriage ended in divorce last year which is usually what happens after you let your wife bang your buddy with a penis the size of “a thermos you’d find in a child’s lunchbox.” Actually I probably could’ve just stopped after “buddy,” but I thought it’d be cool to make everyone picture Hulk Hogan’s penis with some sort of G.I. Joe battle scene on it.
“Cobra Commander, the Joes are hiding behind that vein.”
“ACTIVATE THE TERROR-DROME.”
“That’s a joke about the head of the penis, isn’t it?”
“Yessssssssss.”
Photo: Getty
Marriages are so sacred. We can’t let the gays get their hands on all this sacred nuptial bliss.
I saw the video clips posted, and it had all the eroticism of Schindler’s List.
Schindler’s Fist however, was a superior follow-up.
Brought a tear to my eye, that’s for sure.
And brought a tear to someone else’s ass, judging from the title.
Can we please stop talking about this, perhaps the most disturbing celebrity sex tape ever.
Even more than Dustin Diamond or Verne Troyer?
That wasn’t Verne starring as Hulk’s cack?
I’m just shocked, I listened to Bubba when he was on Sirius and never would have thought Heather was the kind of chick to do something like this.
The guy is decently hung, but I’d stop a little short of calling it enormous. Did any of you actually watch the video?
Does anybody even give a fuck?
I was very suprised he nailed an attractive woman and not someone who was a copy of his daughter.
Maybe that’s why he didn’t perform very well.
Eeew.
You remember how he checked his phone in the middle and the ringtone was his daughter’s song? Did it occur to anyone that that could be her unique ringtone and that she was calling? Just putting that theory out there.
Big fake tits don’t make you a trophy wife. Her face is hideous.
They’re all scumbags, all of ‘em. Sickening.
I agree. I am not exactly Mr. Morals, but holy fuck are these people ever sordid.
Ugh. Bubba started out in the Tampa Bay area and I have been changing the station for a long time to avoid listening to him. Just an absolute disgusting human being who is a blight on our community (as you can imagine, it’s hard to be the worst about a Florida community). I wondered what sort of woman would marry this hateful pig and as it turns out, a complete whore. Should have known, just didin’t think it would be so thoroughly proven.
this doesn’t make her a whore!!! my wife blows and has sex with a lot of men (my neighbors coworkers supervisors)cuz she wants to have fun thats all its about…i love her and buy her what she wants and will never leave her..
I’m really sad for you if you’re serious… bc your wife is a whore
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DON’T CALL MY WIFE A WHORE SHE’S NOT!!!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!! THATS WHY I BUY HER WHATEVER AND LET HER DO WHATEVER!!! I WORSHIP HER LIKE A MAN SHOULD DO HIS WIFE!!! DON’T BE JEALOUS LOSER!!! HAHA!!!
I know, right? Dude’s just jealous.
Letting other dudes fuck my wife is just a reminder to me that she’s desirable, and shows I’m pretty much a stud who makes awesome choices in life.
So, exactly, where do you live?
Pittsburgh
A desirable cum dumpster, right?
Well we play a game that I act like I don’t know what’s going on so she’s says guys really wanna fuck her thinking they’re getting a cheating unhappy wife. No they don’t cum in her cuz we don’t want her to get pregnant so she just swallows..
and he is a cuckold..
What the fuck is a cuckold?????
That’s creepy as shit. She’s all lounging around with her tits falling out, legs spread, playing with her dog? Why not put an open jar of Skippy on the table too?
That’s one of the best tit jobs I’ve seen in a long, long time.
Pity she didn’t go for a nosejob instead…
Her mom and dad have to be so proud.
Wow. I recognize that smile.
I dated two women that used to smile like that.
That’s the ” I’m overly eager for sexual approval because Uncle Larry used to touch me down there and/or my daddy was never around for me so I’ll do anything in my undying quest for male attention” smile.
Steer clear of these kind of women, friends. Or else next thing you know, you’ll be married to a whore and she’ll be banging ex-80s wrestling superstars on those sheets from IKEA you both picked out together.
Now you tell me. I married a woman like that and last year, she banged Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan will bang your wife a 2×4.
“with a 2×4″ for the context clue challenged.
A hacksaw isn’t exactly the best tool for cutting 2x4s. He should switch to a piece of 2″ rigid conduit.
Man, IKEA’s awesome – though I think I missed the point of your comment.
This should be the comment of the week, not because it’s funny but because it’s true.
Casey Anthony. She smiles like Casey Anthony.
I feel so fucking sick right now…
What smile?
I still have this one burning question. Did he ever make a decision about the curtains?
(Probably not the only thing “burning” when it comes to this sex story.)
I’m not bothered by this at all. The swingers lifestyle is much bigger than people realize. I’ve never tried it but I’m sure as shit not opposed to it if all parties involved want to do it.
PS. I’m not surprised these two are swingers. I listened to his show years ago and it was pretty obvious they led an alternative lifestyle. Bubba regularly posted hot photos of his wife on twitter.
I have nothing against the swinging lifestyle, but the fact that they’re divorced now after a mere five years of marriage is a pretty good indicator that swinging was not the lifestyle for them. (Also note: if this sex tape is six years old, it means they weren’t even married yet when Hulk Hogan was banging her.)
I don’t know anything about Bubba the Love Sponge as a media personality, let alone his private life, so I can’t say whether this marriage was inspired by true love. But I’m thinking…no. I’m thinking…probably more along the lines of:
HIM: Damn, imagine coming home to that hot piece of ass each night.
HER: He’s rich and famous and can keep me secure.
In which case, “swinging” wasn’t about sexual exploration and strengthening one’s marriage through relationships with others (and/or whatever else swinging is supposed to be about), but:
HIM: I’m rich and famous and I should be able to bang more than just one chick for the rest of my life.
HER: I have to sleep with only this lump of goo for the rest of my life?
Which is hardly healthy. Of course, I could very well be talking out of my ass here—except for the part about Hulk banging Mrs. Bubba before she was even Mrs. Bubba. That does seem to be the timeline.
This guy is the epitomy of white trash, he calls his listeners “The Bubba Army”….
hang on, there’s something smoking in my office
Elevator fire = standing in rain outside for 40 minutes. Awesome
I would assume you guessed their relationship correctly. She was a smoking hot athletic chick who married a fat slob. It was bound to fail.
Don’t jump to conclusions, guys. Maybe he’s a good dancer…or something.
Heather: “What should we do tonight?”
Bubba: “How about you fuck the neighborhood while I go eat a grocery store deli?”
Heather: “Deal”
champagne and strawberries on the table. she likes to keep it classy.
The champagne and strawberries indicate that this picture was taken during Wimbledon.
honestly, she’s very pretty… and i am not opposed to grown adults having multiple partners, married or not, so long as everyone is aware and on board. unfortunately hulk’s wife didn’t seem to have that option.
Doesn’t matter. Hulk’s wife was a bitch. Fuck her.
I’m not OK with anyone having sex with Hulk Hogan. Anyone.
OK, fine… anyone except Brooke Hogan.
As a rule of thumb, incest should be kept in the family.
Just sent Bubba a friend request
They’ve been divorced since March, but he does own the dog, so….
How could you even do that? I’m sure she prefers an old Hulk to that ball of lard but eww! Knowing your wife’s breath smells like Hogans dick. Barf!
jizz all over those
To me, why would you want your “out of your league” wife banging Hulk. Sponge is lucky she even wanted to touch him in the first place. What whores will do for money.
P.S. Deacon is on the right track about the smile
He was letting her fuck other guys because he IS a fat slob. He probably wasn’t able to satisfy her.
I’d bet that was one of the conditions to her marrying him in the first place.
Both of them have a face for radio. What an ugly, stupid smile on her. Almost as ugly as that Lohan chick.
Classy.
What you gonna do wen Hulkamania’s running wild on your canopy bed brother?
Also didn’t she get those hot tits removed? Something about the implants scarring so she took them out. I saw photos of her with those big tits and she was just dull and boring.
Proof that you don’t need needles to get steroid injections.
Might fine.
I knew the woman that dumped Bubba before he met Heather.
Knowing how he was obsessed with ruining the life of the woman who dumped him, I would put money on the tape being released by Bubba as payback for the divorce.
Heather’s fake boobs are nearly as big as Hulkster’s fake boobs.
Bubba is a cuckold
Man I feel bad for Bubba’s kid. Mom has a sex tape, Parents divorced, Dad thought it was cool that Hulk Hogan fucked your mom, Hot as fuck pictures of your mom in a thong. Dear god.
How absolutely fucking EMBARASSING for her, that everyone now knows she fucked Hulk Hogan. I’d be MORTIFIED!!!
Heheheh xD
It is just so wrong to hear you talk like this, Nancy Drew!
My childhood is crumbling.
I remember when his son nearly/basically killed his friend in a car Hulk Hogan said this was God’s will or some other bullshit, as if they were good God-fearing Christians and had been saved based on their nobel beliefs. But then you find out he was banging some other chick while he was married, and the chick was another man’s wife. I hate hate hate when Bible thumpers use scriptures and whatever only when it’s convenient and then have the nerve to act all high and mighty. We need more Flanders families in the world, Ned would never do this bullshit.
Noble, even. An edit function would be tits.
Now that is what I call a Love Sponge!
I have to agree
A poster for celibacy if I ever saw one.
I just love a woman with legs like those
That rack really means business. No messing around.
THOSE TATAYS
THAT ASS
ugly face
What face?
guess she had to make her titties bigger so you don’t notice the nose
(Scratching head in confusion) And he is embarrassed about this said sex tape why again? Hmm… He’s totally gay. That’s how I’m choosing to read this.
Her eyebrows are like when you try to draw with a marker as a kid & for the 45th time in a row, you left the marker at the starting point too long so too much color absorbed into the paper, so you furiously rip up the paper, much to the dismay of your Kindergarten classmates. Yea, like that.
heheheheh! :D
*cough*whore*cough*
this whore is nasty, she needs tobe dumped in a dumpster like a proper hooker. shes a roach, gross.
Since when is Hulk Hogan a big celebrity?
She kinda looks like that cunt that killed her daughter and got away with it.
She’s a butter-face
you should this whore without her implants…flat ugly dude