Seen here demonstrating his deep, fatherly commitment to blocking harmful UV rays from Brooke’s ass, Hulk Hogan has basically confirmed that he is in a sex tape, but had no idea it was even being filmed and can’t even remember the chick in it because he banged the entire world after his divorce. TMZ reports:
Hulk called in to TMZ Live moments ago … claiming he went on a 4-month alcohol-fueled lady-screwing bender between the time when he left his ex-wife Linda … and met his current wife Jennifer.
Hulk tells us, “During that time, I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.”
Hulk says he hasn’t had sex with another woman since meeting Jennifer 5 years ago — so the tape has to be at least 5 years old.
Hulk added, “Basically I was in a dark place where I blind-folded myself in a room and banged anything that walked in. Which, for the record, was not some sort of elaborate plot designed for the sole purpose of ‘accidentally’ having sex with my daughter. I was also trying not to look at fatties.”