Seen here demonstrating his deep, fatherly commitment to blocking harmful UV rays from Brooke’s ass, Hulk Hogan has basically confirmed that he is in a sex tape, but had no idea it was even being filmed and can’t even remember the chick in it because he banged the entire world after his divorce. TMZ reports:
Hulk called in to TMZ Live moments ago … claiming he went on a 4-month alcohol-fueled lady-screwing bender between the time when he left his ex-wife Linda … and met his current wife Jennifer.
Hulk tells us, “During that time, I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.”
Hulk says he hasn’t had sex with another woman since meeting Jennifer 5 years ago — so the tape has to be at least 5 years old.
Hulk added, “Basically I was in a dark place where I blind-folded myself in a room and banged anything that walked in. Which, for the record, was not some sort of elaborate plot designed for the sole purpose of ‘accidentally’ having sex with my daughter. I was also trying not to look at fatties.”
Photos: INFdaily
That fact that Hulk Hogan would do this makes him so much more awesome to me. i still don’t want to see his sex tape.
1 Favorite phrase Don’t make me lay the smack down 2 Dyes her hair beaclh blonde3 Tosses out all your pants, replaces them with yellow spandex4 You come home to find a wrestling ring where the bed used to be5 Theme music plays every time she enters the room
From those dicks over at TMZ:
“In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, “I started to work out again.” Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does.
The best part … Hulk’s thong-shaped tan line.”
I just hope he finishes her with a leg-drop.
” I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.”
So… girls/women are not people? Good one, Hulk.
Hey, whoa whoa. He said nothing about women not being people. Don’t be distorting his remarks. Once the “girl-thing” has reached the point of womanhood and had the appropriate ceremony, then she’s a person.
Thanks, that was my exact reaction.
Looks like they are calling him “hulk” these days for a much different reason. EAT A SALAD!
damn! it’s been 5 years since they got divorced!?! I could have sworn it was only a couple years or so.
There is so much wrong with this picture that I don’t even know where to f*cking begin!
It rubs the lotion on its skin….
A tranny that looks like the right one keeps coming into my work and stealing shit. :S
this is good for his tiny EGO at his age…….
If YOU were married to Linda as long as he was, wouldn’t you go on a f*ck spree, too???
He must kind of like her, since every woman he ever bangs including his daughter and all her friends all look exactly like Linda.
That just means he has a type, and that is female versions of himself.
hehehe
They both looked better lying down.
Now turn over princess, oh and lose the bikini
ugh ewww dad! Jessica at (386) 631-8936 will let you rub the lotion on its skin.
Fuckin White Trash Hillbillies!
“My dad’s semen is really special. Here, smell…”