Hulk Hogan Banged So Many Women After His Divorce He Doesn’t Recognize Woman In Sex Tape

Seen here demonstrating his deep, fatherly commitment to blocking harmful UV rays from Brooke’s ass, Hulk Hogan has basically confirmed that he is in a sex tape, but had no idea it was even being filmed and can’t even remember the chick in it because he banged the entire world after his divorce. TMZ reports:

Hulk called in to TMZ Live moments ago … claiming he went on a 4-month alcohol-fueled lady-screwing bender between the time when he left his ex-wife Linda … and met his current wife Jennifer.
Hulk tells us, “During that time, I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.”
Hulk says he hasn’t had sex with another woman since meeting Jennifer 5 years ago — so the tape has to be at least 5 years old.

Hulk added, “Basically I was in a dark place where I blind-folded myself in a room and banged anything that walked in. Which, for the record, was not some sort of elaborate plot designed for the sole purpose of ‘accidentally’ having sex with my daughter. I was also trying not to look at fatties.”

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