Hulk Hogan Married That Dude Who Looks Like His Son
Who is who? Does it even matter in the dark? Was this family grown in a Nazi lab? These questions and more on a very special The Superficial.
Because he’s not paying enough alimony these days, Hulk Hogan married the creature known as Jennifer McDaniel in Florida yesterday where, naturally, a fight broke out which just wasn’t the same without Junkyard Dog. (RIP) RadarOnline reports:
While the couple was exchanging vows at an intimate ceremony in Hulk’s backyard, which lasted no more than two minutes according to one insider, Hulk’s hired help grappled with the shutterbug who was trying to snap shots of the happy couple.
“Hulk’s security team was in the background throwing around the paparazzi who was standing 200 feet away in the shoreline water,” said one source.
In the meantime, Hulk’s ex-wife Linda made the couple a very special gift: A book about how many times Hulk cheated on her! Aww, she shouldn’t have. Although in his defense, the man’s a honed fighting machine who just starts jabbing his penis in the first thing he grabs onto with blonde hair and breasts. Something Dolph Lundgren knows all too well. All too well…
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