Hulk Hogan Married That Dude Who Looks Like His Son

December 15th, 2010 // 78 Comments

Who is who? Does it even matter in the dark? Was this family grown in a Nazi lab? These questions and more on a very special The Superficial.

Because he’s not paying enough alimony these days, Hulk Hogan married the creature known as Jennifer McDaniel in Florida yesterday where, naturally, a fight broke out which just wasn’t the same without Junkyard Dog. (RIP) RadarOnline reports:

While the couple was exchanging vows at an intimate ceremony in Hulk’s backyard, which lasted no more than two minutes according to one insider, Hulk’s hired help grappled with the shutterbug who was trying to snap shots of the happy couple.
“Hulk’s security team was in the background throwing around the paparazzi who was standing 200 feet away in the shoreline water,” said one source.

In the meantime, Hulk’s ex-wife Linda made the couple a very special gift: A book about how many times Hulk cheated on her! Aww, she shouldn’t have. Although in his defense, the man’s a honed fighting machine who just starts jabbing his penis in the first thing he grabs onto with blonde hair and breasts. Something Dolph Lundgren knows all too well. All too well…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. gogo

    FIRSTT to vomit on this one!!

  2. Dan

    Slackers :P

  3. chesty

    HULK SMASH!!

  4. everybodyssilly

    those shoes would go much better with that dress if they didn’t have that stupid stripe. terrible.

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    Cock Dr
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    Is this the blushing bride? I can’t tell one blonde bimbo from the other.
    All these people look alike, and that is NOT a good thing.

  6. Hugh Gentry

    I miss Linda’s huge jugs.

  7. FattyFatty2X4

    If only Natalie Wood had those floatation devices , my favorite actress would still be here to entertain.
    “Maria, I just kissed a girl named Maria.”
    Drat!

  8. Mortimer Duke

    Their family line is NEVER going to get any better looking with all the ugly interbreeding cross polinating marrying they do. That hoe looks like her genes were spliced with a herpes flare up!

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    Hugh Gentry
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    what the fuck is that thing??

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    Hugh Gentry
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    Nick?

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    Hugh Gentry
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    her best side…I wish I didn’t have to ever see her face.

  12. She actually looks GOOD in these pics…now if only that dude walking behind her would get his shit TOGETHER..

    • Richard McBeef

      pic 2 motherfucker. did you not see it?

      • Mortimer Duke

        Thank you. That pic made me angry.

      • @Richard McBeef

        What in the fuck would I need to stare down ANOTHER woman for you bald fat stubby dicked bitch..I DIDN’T see pic 2. When you’re done jerking your 2 inch dick to it MAYBE then I’ll look at it…and if there is ANY “motherfucker” on THIS site you better fucking believe HIS name is Richard McBeef.

      • ..and when I said she “looks good” I was actually referring to the TOP pic of her in the GREEN DRESS, but I guess I should have broke my comment down better because I forgot that dumb, downsyndrome afflicted bitches like YOU post on here TOO, and take shit exactly as they read it.

      • Cock Dr

        WOW. I love hostile women. Let’s fuck.

      • Cock Dr

        Awesome. The ultimate compliment. Someone used my handle.
        bitch PLEASE I do love hostile women but I did not invite you for a fuck.
        Keep yelling though; that’s good stuff.

      • FattyFatty2X4

        @Doc.
        Ya, that was weird, didn’t believe for a sec u would say “let’s f”.
        High Praise indeed.

  13. All of these Hogan women(?) kinda scare me.
    Man faces. Big arms. Big chins. And they probably shave those chins every morning.
    He got married again. What a dumbass.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    I thought Brooke was on the right, but I was wrong. Hulk has some serious issues. How many times has he thought about fucking his daughter???

  15. Ed

    Same sex marriage is legal in Florida now?

  16. thepinktaco

    Stupidity knows no bounds. Yikes, she’s not very pretty.

  17. Brooke=HOT but the chick he married is brutal to stomach. Besides that, why the fuck would you get married again this late in the game? No matter what it never turns out good, rich or not. He’s glutton for punishment !

  18. Why the sausage fest so early in the morning??

  19. And, you know, the thing about a Hogan… it’s got lifeless eyes. Gray eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until it bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

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    Maloney
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    gross

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Call 911. This is an emergency request for a makeup artist. Please spackle this person up to resemble a girl.

  22. Meredith

    It looks like somebody is going to have an ugly family for Christmas!

  23. jojo

    iN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH. Well at least they got half of it right.

  24. s'up bitches

    I wanna know why these asshoes have to keep on posing like they’re talking on the phone all the time. I thought that shit went out with Paris Hilton.

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    nooooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha just goes to show you can’t put lipstick on a… uhmm.. nevermind.

  26. McFeely Smackup

    Which of these chicks who looks like a dude is supposed to be the chick who looks like a dude that he married and which is the chick who looks like a dude who is his daughter that looks like a dude?

    I’m loosing my freakin mind here! How many blond chicks with huge fake boobs that look like dudes are orbiting Hogan?

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    Speaking of Dolph Lundgren…is that HIS son?

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    JC
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    WTF??? What are you doing hulk?? IT’S A DUDE!!

  29. Hulk Hogan Got Married Again
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope, no roid use there. None. At. All.

  30. Jonesy

    BATTLE FUCKIN’ ROYAL! ELIZABETH! OHHHH-YEAH!

  31. Mortimer Duke

    Im sorry, but after seeing his choice in “women” I am convinced that the Hulk is gay. Or at least bisexual or sumthing.

  32. doin' it well

    that has to be a tranny right?

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    not happy
    Commented on this photo:

    Glad I got redirected to a “virus” site that stated i needed antivirus 2008. Nice work with the ads tool!!!! It’s bad enough we have to wait for all that garbage to load, but it really sucks when it tries to infect your computer with a virus.

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    Anita Bonghit
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    I fucking love your wit, Fish.

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    Anita Bonghit
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    Lipstick on a man-pig

  36. SIN

    Brooke has a great body…Too bad she got her dads face, hands and feet.

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    meg
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    Daddy, get your tongue out of my mouth!

  38. jojo

    Man oh man.

  39. Hulk Hogan Got Married Again
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    WOah.

  40. Hulk Hogan Got Married Again
    Commented on this photo:

    Seen here at the Miami NAMBLA rally

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    Cock Dr
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    Good luck Hulk. Please don’t breed no more.

  42. anonym

    Hulk has no taste in women.
    and he fathers ugly kids

    deadly combo

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    Daydreamer
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    Who knew that the Hulkster liked tranny peen…

  44. Jess

    That makes me want to puke. Obviously he wants to have sex with his own daughter. Disgusting.

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    Jesus Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe the Hulk married Chris Crocker

  46. Sadly, this is just what you look like after Hulkamania runs wild all over you.

  47. Allie

    Brooke Hogan and my 53 year old mother have the same Fit Flops! HAHA

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    minx
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    that HAS to be a post-op tranny

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    kingofbeer
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    weird.. oh I mean word…

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    Mrs. Turner
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    Yo, Adrian?

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