Hulk Hogan ‘Ecstatic’ About Linda’s Engagement

July 28th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Hulk Hogan‘s taking his ex-wife Linda’s engagement to 21-year-old Charley Hill remarkably well. Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY” which he obviously pays out the ass for. Here’s his exclusive statement to RadarOnline:

“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best.”

Why do I get the feeling those exact words were spoken once before?

REPORTER: So, Juice, how do you feel about Nicole’s relationship with Ronald Goldman?
O.J.: I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best. *sharpens knife*

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Georgeo

    He’s ecstatic that she finally has someone else to distract her from trying to destroy him.

  2. Viv

    speechless

  3. Georgeo
    Commented on this photo:

    You’ve heard of air guitar? This is Air Moneyshot.

  4. when the hulk got gibson mad do you think he used his rasslin voice and called her brother?

  5. chupacabra

    gold diggers come in every size shape color and sex.

  6. PewPew

    He is ecstatic because once she remarries, he won’t have to pay Alimony any more!

  7. Belisario

    Awww… that kid is giving his grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in. Wait, what ?? Ewww…

  8. Rough BOOTY punisher

    Hulkster? you cant blame the punk kid. Id go to town on Linda’s (did someone say alimony?)granny ass too…

  9. Romeo Rodreguz
    Commented on this photo:

    Strangely, I am more attracted to Linda than Brooke. It’s probably because of Brooke’s penis.

  10. BOBBO

    He looks like a product of Hulk Hogan and CM Punk baby making.

  11. Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    He stops paying her.. I am sure he is excited!! Good luck to the yonger guy!!

  12. Rendog131
    Commented on this photo:

    Why wouldn’t he be happy. He won’t have to pay alimony any more.

  13. dude

    Please check out pic #5. If that isn’t two primates combing each other’s fur for ticks, I don’t know what is.

  14. And there goes my ability to get an erection…wait…there’s a Katy Perry post? In a rubber bikini? The Captain has arrived.

  15. Oh

    I believe that once they tie the knot, Hogan is no longer responsible for providing for her… If I were Hogan, I’d be okay with it too.

    Oh & can I just bring up the fact that there are WAY too many blondes in this family and no we introduce the new guy who is BLONDE. wtf.

  16. Divo

    My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd.
    Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddddd Roooooooock!!
    Bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie.

  17. Siobhan

    Of course he is thrilled, now he won’t have to pay alimony anymore!

  18. havoc

    Good for Hulk. Let surfer boy pay all her bills. One trip to the nail salon and pencil dick will declare bankruptcy……

    .

  19. Dank

    When did she start dating Edge from the WWE?

  20. Randal's Rectum

    Congrats kids! Good to know that love conquers all! In the mean time, why don’t you get a room! You’re steaming up the side walk! Sizzle!

  21. lol

    He wont have to pay alimony anymore if she remarries. That is SOP.

  22. KittyMoo

    I’m I the only one that would eat that guy up with a spoon?

    Seriously, that’s one lucky pensioner.

  23. KittyMoo

    That was OBVIOUSLY supposed to be ‘Am I the only one’. Damn stoopid iPhone and it’s prodictive textamajigger.

  24. DoubleTrouble

    Srsly – NOT COOL to make fun of the hideous slaughter of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. NOT COOL at all.

    • Rufus The Cat

      That was probably referring to the fact that the Huckster once said that OJ had the Right Idea, and the Huckster could total see going OJ if some punk was driving his car and sleeping in his wife with his bed. The Huckster has some anger Brother.

  25. LJ

    I guess that having to put up with “roid shrinkage” from the Hulkster for all those years, she’d want to have a guy around with some length and breadth.

  26. RaraAvis

    Of course he’s ecstatic. She’s now officially a douchebag marrying a gold digger. I’d be LMAO too.

  27. LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it is OK, if she has enough money to pay for a young man, it is perfect. I am poor and I have to live with my husband who is impotent, believe me IT IS HARD.

  28. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    they are kissing like 70 year olds.

  29. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I would pump those tits with my cock every night.

  30. captain america

    pssssssst: AMERICAN 21 YEAR OLDS HAVE NOOO PRIDE, folks!!

  31. GG1000

    Superfish dude, what are you talking about? Once she marries again, he doesn’t have to pay alimony any more! I’ll bet he loves Charley Hill’s @ss!

  32. tada
    Commented on this photo:

    oh yeah hogan is happy. new marriage means no more alimony (never mind the name of a boat).

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  34. Doug
    Commented on this photo:

    Just bustin all over those big ass titties

  35. Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!

  36. LOL
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s fucking hot for a granny.

    Nice tits.

    The only concern is the stomach (no way it’s firm or not all mashed potatoey), which might or might not have stretchmarks. Her pussy might also be destroyed too, from aging and the Hulk’s repeat pounding.

  37. M

    I bet she has hairy nipples.

  38. Lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    Linda’s little boy toy has a new ring tone. Cha ching. Bitchs are so dumb. In 10 years he will have half her money and find someone his own age.

  39. BennyFromThames

    … Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY”… say what you want that’s the kind of petty shit that makes even the most gentle men seriously want to castrate the new guy then strangle and gut your ex!

  40. Janet Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    Women hang on to sugar daddies all the time, so no reason for guys not to suck off the sugart ##tties.

  41. peetmoss
    Commented on this photo:

    this guy is using Greg Allmonds look from 1972. I hope he has some serious tackle cause hitting Hulk Hogans left overs is alot like rattling around in a blast hole, hanging by a rope with a mag lite between your teeth.

  42. peetmoss
    Commented on this photo:

    eodipus, calling…thats gotta be some hot mommy screamin, mammary squeazin good fun.

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