Hulk Hogan‘s taking his ex-wife Linda’s engagement to 21-year-old Charley Hill remarkably well. Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY” which he obviously pays out the ass for. Here’s his exclusive statement to RadarOnline:
“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best.”
Why do I get the feeling those exact words were spoken once before?
REPORTER: So, Juice, how do you feel about Nicole’s relationship with Ronald Goldman?
O.J.: I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best. *sharpens knife*
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Georgeo | July 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm
He’s ecstatic that she finally has someone else to distract her from trying to destroy him.
Viv | July 28, 2010 at 2:02 pm
speechless
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 2:03 pm
when the hulk got gibson mad do you think he used his rasslin voice and called her brother?
macho man | July 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm
lmao
OH YYYEEAaaahhh!!!
chupacabra | July 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
gold diggers come in every size shape color and sex.
PewPew | July 28, 2010 at 2:05 pm
He is ecstatic because once she remarries, he won’t have to pay Alimony any more!
Willie Dixon | July 28, 2010 at 2:07 pm
You beat me to the comment. The Alimony ship will literally sail for him.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 2:35 pm
idk about cali but in va i know once you commit adultery then gettin alimony is out the window.
Noelle | July 29, 2010 at 12:02 am
California is a no fault state. But yeah, once you’re remarried you lose the alimony
Belisario | July 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Awww… that kid is giving his grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in. Wait, what ?? Ewww…
Rough BOOTY punisher | July 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Hulkster? you cant blame the punk kid. Id go to town on Linda’s (did someone say alimony?)granny ass too…
BOBBO | July 28, 2010 at 2:20 pm
He looks like a product of Hulk Hogan and CM Punk baby making.
dude | July 28, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Please check out pic #5. If that isn’t two primates combing each other’s fur for ticks, I don’t know what is.
justme | July 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
And there goes my ability to get an erection…wait…there’s a Katy Perry post? In a rubber bikini? The Captain has arrived.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm
dont think i’ll be able to fap to her til i see those orbs properly nakey
Oh | July 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I believe that once they tie the knot, Hogan is no longer responsible for providing for her… If I were Hogan, I’d be okay with it too.
Oh & can I just bring up the fact that there are WAY too many blondes in this family and no we introduce the new guy who is BLONDE. wtf.
Divo | July 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm
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Bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie.
Siobhan | July 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Of course he is thrilled, now he won’t have to pay alimony anymore!
IbePiglet | July 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm
EXACTLY! Not sure why this wasn’t obvious, Superficial!
havoc | July 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Good for Hulk. Let surfer boy pay all her bills. One trip to the nail salon and pencil dick will declare bankruptcy……
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Dank | July 28, 2010 at 3:37 pm
When did she start dating Edge from the WWE?
Randal's Rectum | July 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Congrats kids! Good to know that love conquers all! In the mean time, why don’t you get a room! You’re steaming up the side walk! Sizzle!
havoc | July 28, 2010 at 3:56 pm
LMAO…..
lol | July 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm
He wont have to pay alimony anymore if she remarries. That is SOP.
KittyMoo | July 28, 2010 at 4:31 pm
I’m I the only one that would eat that guy up with a spoon?
Seriously, that’s one lucky pensioner.
KittyMoo | July 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
That was OBVIOUSLY supposed to be ‘Am I the only one’. Damn stoopid iPhone and it’s prodictive textamajigger.
DoubleTrouble | July 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Srsly – NOT COOL to make fun of the hideous slaughter of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. NOT COOL at all.
Rufus The Cat | July 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm
That was probably referring to the fact that the Huckster once said that OJ had the Right Idea, and the Huckster could total see going OJ if some punk was driving his car and sleeping in his wife with his bed. The Huckster has some anger Brother.
Dank | July 28, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Dont you mean sleeping with his daughter? ha
LJ | July 28, 2010 at 8:33 pm
I guess that having to put up with “roid shrinkage” from the Hulkster for all those years, she’d want to have a guy around with some length and breadth.
RaraAvis | July 28, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Of course he’s ecstatic. She’s now officially a douchebag marrying a gold digger. I’d be LMAO too.
captain america | July 29, 2010 at 12:36 am
pssssssst: AMERICAN 21 YEAR OLDS HAVE NOOO PRIDE, folks!!
GG1000 | July 29, 2010 at 12:49 am
Superfish dude, what are you talking about? Once she marries again, he doesn’t have to pay alimony any more! I’ll bet he loves Charley Hill’s @ss!
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M | July 29, 2010 at 11:11 am
I bet she has hairy nipples.
BennyFromThames | July 30, 2010 at 10:28 am
… Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY”… say what you want that’s the kind of petty shit that makes even the most gentle men seriously want to castrate the new guy then strangle and gut your ex!